Chris Christie friends believe he’s running in 2024

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is seriously considering running for president in 2024, three people familiar with his thinking tell Axios.

Driving the news: While Christie isn’t saying anything publicly about his thinking — besides telling radio host Hugh Hewitt he’s not ruling it out — people close to him have an early sense of the rationale and outlines of a potential candidacy.

So much wrong with this story. First, Chris Christie doesn’t have any friends, they are just people he knows and hasn’t eaten yet. Secondly, the suspensors haven’t grown into his flesh enough to make him mobile.

Also, there is has to be tons of op research to do on him, they will never find it all.

I mean, the video where he fucks a pie, eats the pie, vomits up the pie, fucks it again, and then lets out a Howard Dean scream as he slowly oozes over that poor screaming child that only cuts off when Christie’s suppurating flesh fills his lungs is enough to kill his primary bid. Imagine Kamala looping the video on prime time, with that fake, braying laugh of hers as the only soundtrack?

And, of course, Tucker Carlson will still endorse him.

Look at them! None of them are even wearing masks! Grandma killers!

 


Who is Derek Chauvin’s beauty queen ex-wife Kellie and where is she now?

Derek Chauvin’s beauty queen ex-wife filed for divorce from the convicted ex-cop days after George Floyd died in his custody.

Kellie May Xiong Chauvin, who was crowned Mrs. Minnesota in 2019, legally separated from Chauvin on May 28, 2020, three days after the fatal arrest, for which Chauvin was found guilty of murder Tuesday, according to the Independent.

On May 30, she filed for divorce in Stillwater, Minnesota, citing “an irretrievable breakdown.” The request was granted on Feb. 2, according to the outlet.

Yeah, where is she? Why isn’t she giving interviews and presenting like a mandrill for protesters? Find her! Storm her suburb castle with torches and pitchforks! Sleeping with a murderer is the same as murdering someone herself!

Stare! Stare into the face of evil if you can! And she’s not even wearing a mask!


First of all, Twitter, it’s clearly a rat, not a mouse. Mice are fucking tiny, you cretinous offal. And secondly, ODing in a subway car is no excuse not to wear a mask. Choke on your vomit safely, dammit.


PUT ON A MASK!