BEEN TOUGH YEAR IN CASCADIA

 

STEVE SMITH GLAD SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS. HIM DECIDE GIVE UPDATE ON FREE CASCADIA MOVEMENT. IN SHORT WORDS, “NOT GOOD”. TOO MANY FIRE, HOOMANS ALL BREAK THINGS, CRAP ON SIDEWALKS AND SCARE AWAY HIKER AND CAMPER. THAT NOT GOOD FOR STEVE SMITH. NO OPEN SOON EITHER.

STEVE SMITH EVEN TRY SAY “HI” TO SOME FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS. WHEN HIM TRY SAY HI ANIMAL AND MRS. ANIMAL, THEM SAY “SORRY STEVE, HAULING GUNS ACROSS CANADA, CAN’T STOP.” THEM DRIVE VERY FAST AWAY FROM STEVE SMITH. HIM WANT SAY HI 61NORTH, BUT HIM TOO FAR … NORTH. ANY CASCADIA GLIBERTARIAN HOOMAN WANT STEVE SMITH DROP BY, SAY “HI”?

NO SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS.

 

SO STEVE SMITH THINK, HIM GO SEE FESTUS! HIM IN CASCADIA. WHEN STEVE SMITH GET BORDER OF CANADIA, HIM GET BIG HASSLE. “WHY ARE YOU COMING TO CANADA, EH?” “WE ALREADY HAVE OUR OWN CRYPTID HERE. ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE THE WENDIGO’S JOB?” THEM DENY STEVE SMITH ENTRY. HIM RAPE WHOLE CUSTOMS STATION AND GO BACK TO HOME CAVE. THAT TOO BAD – NOT SEE FESTUS, AND MAYBE MISS OUT ON GOLD RUSH.

SO STEVE SMITH GO BACK TO BE PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER AND WORK FOR FREE CASCADIA…EVEN IF HIM NO GET SEE ANYONE.

S. SMITH, ESQ.

 

FREE CASCADIA!