MERCURY RETROGRADE.  Plan accordingly.

Otherwise, there are lots of potentially ominous things out there, but they’re not quite aligning to actual cause problems.  Still makes me suspicious.  Monday looks like a bad day for domestic life since Mars and the moon will be pulling directly on the earth.  On the 16th, the moon moving out of that alignment and into one with Saturn retrograde means either “a good day to do home improvement work” or “you will need to do some home improvement work.”  The two most likely sources of damage according to the position of the planets are water and/or cats.

It’s not all terrible news,  At least that Mars-Sun-Jupiter alignment is breaking up.

Soon, Hooman.

Gemini: Ace of Swords – kingmaker

Cancer:  Wheel of Fortune reversed – bad luck

Leo:  Strength reversed – weakness

Virgo:  9 of wands – lost in a forest

Libra:  Death – death

Scorpio:  4 of Coins – fat and happy with dubs

Sagittarius:  2 of Swords – bitch is gonna cut a bitch.  Twice.

Capricorn:  Knight of Swords – wrath, ruin, recklessness

Aquarius: 7 of Cups reversed – bullshit fails utterly

Pisces: The Hermit – avoid talking to people.  Stay inside.

Aries:  The Magician reversed – being clever bites you in the ass

Taurus: The World – It’s yours.  Or perhaps you’re it and want to feed some starving children

The puppy in her natural habitat