Tennis continues without drama queen

Tampa is taking a 2-0 series lead home. the Celtics season is finished, the Suns are a game away from winning a playoff series, and poor Naomi Osaka is dealing with depression/anxiety over press conferences, so she pulled out of the French Open. I hope some of the $55,000,000 she made last year will ease her pain. And that’s sports.

Cheesy

Big birthdays today are libertarian icon (I keed!) Marquis de Sade, composer Edward Elgar, baseball player Jack O’Connor, swimmer/actor Johnny Weissmuller, the first black pro golfer Charlie Sifford, hurlers Larry Jackson and Jim Maloney, drummer Charlie Watts, child actor Jerry Mathers, idiot involved in hockey Gary Bettman, pitcher Mike Stanton, and self-absorbed assclown Abby Wambach.

OK, on to…the links!

FACT!

Ah yes, the old “wait two weeks” scaremongering is back. Here’s a newsflash for you, CNN: go fuck yourself.

Way to go, Joe! This is gonna do wonders for Americans at the pump. In his defense, at least he didn’t say “black people could be oilmen as well, but they don’t have access to schools and lawyers and accountants and stuff like white people do”. But don’t worry, he might say something that racist (again) today.

What the hell’s a “semiofficial news agency”? Whatever it is, I’m probably at least as skeptical of Reuters and CBS’s reporting as I am from the Iranian sources.

Man, she really got into her work. Or did work really get into her? Either way, that’s naaaaasty.

Ex-BLM leader Rashad Turner

Man, I could have told you that a year ago. But I guess people have to find out for themselves that groups like this always end up being “run” by grifters. Good for him for being a voice of reason.

I guess the mayor hates democracy. Otherwise, why would she be bitching about people choosing their own school board rather than letting her and the teachers union handpick a bunch of cronies to continue fucking things up?

I guess they’ll just steal water. I have no idea what other solution exists, since they have basically no de-sal plants in the state.

Just as soon as they get their permission slip from Daddy Sugar, they can go back to work. That’s some bullshit. I’m not a cruise ship person, but they are being hamstrung while every other mode of transportation are opened back up on their own terms.

I haven’t played this song in some time. Well, not here anyway.  Enjoy it.

Now have a great day, friends!