Nice try, buddy.

The Utah Jazz beat the Clippers. The Sixers won. Tampa moved on to the “semifinal” round of the playoffs (whatever that means, since the Eastern Conference or better yet, the Wales Conference don’t exist this year). And Vegas took a 3-2 series lead over Colorado. Nadal and Djoker both have their quarterfinal match today, and are expected to face off in the semifinal on Friday. Whoever put the 1 and 3 seeds on the same side of the draw needs to look up how you’re supposed to do it. And things are about to get interesting in MLB now that pitchers are gonna face stiff penalties for using foreign substances. And that’s sports.

He was no Jackie Stewart.

Tsar Peter The Great was born on this day. The Romanov king shares it with “the father of railways” George Stephenson, composer/lyricist Cole Porter, outfielder Irish Meusel, guitar legend Les Paul, scumbag asshole Robert McNamara, shortstop Roy Smalley Jr, comedian Jackie Mason, soul great Jackie Wilson, racing driver/commentator David Hobbs, one-eyed Dick Vitale, “The Cobra” Dave Parker, actors Michael J Fox and Johnny Depp, outfielder Randy Winn, and the lovely Natalie Portman.

Right, now on to…the links!

They should have flown in the original plane. It was gonna be full of annoying parasites either way. Now there’s two planes infected with them.

Yeah, I guess it’s time to investigate.

Wait, they’re just now getting around to this? That’s some solid police work there, Lou.

I’m curious how this is constitutional. I mean, it violates the equal protection clause, IMO. And all it is is a giveaway to unions. But somehow I bet it goes off without many people complaining.

So file a complaint for trespassing. I’m not sure if it would succeed, but it has as good a chance as the Swalwell lawsuit.

At least he didn’t go so far as to call him a victim. Oh well, I guess since nobody died (even though the dude had no way of knowing the building was unoccupied or evacuated in time), no harm/no foul.  I wonder what lefty award he’ll get when he’s released from prison?

Lightfoot! Lightfoot! Lightfoot!

Well you need somebody to tell you. Because you sure as shit aren’t doing anything about it, you idiot.

“Awkward” is one way to put it. Of course, he pretty much let her off the hook by not pressing the issue. But don’t blame him. He needs that sweet access so he can keep his job.

I’m not sure how I feel about this. In a way, I’m happy that my rights to medical privacy have been upheld. But at the same time, businesses have a right to set rules for doing business. What do you guys think?

Here’s a catchy anti-war song. Not sure I agree with it, but I agree that the baseline is solid. Enjoy!

THE MUSIC LINK HAS BEEN FIXED!!!!!

Now get out there and have a great day, friends.