Fuck you, Europe. We’re taking it back!

I was specifically asked to bring up the final frisbee golf tournament of the season in the sports breakdown today.  I don’t know who any of the people are but I know a few of you guys follow it.  So go [enter name of favorite disc hurler here]! In stick and ball golf news, the Ryder Cup will be kicking off right about the same time as the links this morning.  Man, the Europeans are coming out swinging. I just hope we can get through alternating shot each day with split points. We manage that and I think we bring the cup back home where it belongs. The Texans played last night, so of course the Texans lost last night.  They suck. The Cardinals can’t do anything wrong. The Dodgers and Giants are neck and neck. Liverpool are getting hit by the injury bug…again. The top European clubs are pissed at FIFA getting greedy with World Cup plans. And Ohio State will be resting CJ Stroud’s shoulder this weekend, which opens the door for Kyle McCord and Jack Miller to see if they can hit wide open receivers Stroud kept missing last week. Plus it’s a night game! And I’ll be there!!! Gonna be a fun weekend.  And that’s sports.

That’s a dude.

Math and astronomy nerd Girolama Cardano was born on this day.  He shares it with former Chief J John Marshall, British athlete Lottie Dod (apparently it’s a woman, but she sure looks like a dude (pictured to the left)), weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser, bluesman Blind Lemon Jefferson, golfer Tommy Armour, writer F Scott Fitzgerald, penicillin purifier Howard Florey, religious fanatic asshole terrorist Ayatollah Khomeini, commie douchebag Konstantin Chernenko, muppet maker Jim Henson, billionaire musician and singer Linda McCartney, tv guy Lou Dobbs, football great Mean Joe Greene, fantastic actor (fuck you, Andy Dick) Phil Hartman, infielder Rafael Palmeiro, outfielders Bernard Gilkey and Kevin Koslofski, Heisman winner and all-around great dude Eddie George, and wrestler Stephanie McMahon-Levesque.

Right, now on to…the links!

OK, and? You know, when you move somewhere legally that’s fine. But yeah, when you cross through 11 countries illegally eventually somebody is going to take you back to where you came from.  I’m sorry, but them’s the breaks.  And yes, as much as you want to deny it, that actually is justice.  Now apply for a visa like everybody else has to.

Nope
-China

Oh boy, here we go. I almost expected this from the US government first.  I expect it to happen soon, or for our government to start setting up server farms in order to mine cryptocurrencies to the point that they can manipulate their value.

Well, so much for “follow the science”. The new slogan should be “fuck you, do what we tell you or suffer the consequences.”  At least that’s being honest.

This was inevitable, but the way he did it makes little sense to me. He should have filed based on the jury shenanigans and the absolutely fucked-up way the judge ran the trial.  But I assume that will be claimed when he starts explaining how his attorney failed to properly represent him.

The Grabass Twins

Oh good lord. I’ve looked at that blurry pic a hundred times. And I’m pretty sure its Aaron Rodgers.

Oh please please please let this be true. Fucking Italians, amirite?

This should come as no surprise. Everybody associated with high-ranking Illinois politicians should be excluded. Because they’re all crooks.

Of course it’s not dying. In fact, it’s thriving. And any progressive looking for a great place should immediately pack their bags and head there.  Especially the ones living in Texas.  Please. Hell, I’ll come help pack your bags and will even fly you there (economy class).

Jesus, JUST GO AWAY ALREADY! That goes for the rest of them that have been there more than two terms. You fuckers have no idea what life outside the political bubble is like and need to stop trying to run the lives of people whose lives you wouldn’t even understand.

It’s ladies day here at Glibs. So I’m gonna play a song by an adorable chick and her bandmates. Well, maybe I should play a second chick song too. Dare I go deeper into the vault and rock out with another group of chicks? OK, I’m done after this one.

Hope that is enough for you.  Now go have a great Friday and an even better weekend, friends.  I’m going back to O-HI-O!