In case you missed the  announcement in the Monday PM Links, or just want to watch it again, click here to stream free (with commercials) on tubitv.

This film has everything. Slapstick! Kung Fu! Hopping Chinese Vampires! This film starts strong with a Taoist Priest raising corpses (with high-quality papier-mâché faces) in a graveyard. Non-stop action all the way to the end. Fantastic! Also the dubbing is so good you’d swear it was shot in English (I kid!) This is a comedy which pays loving tribute to a lot of famous comedy teams during the film. You can pick out Laurel and Hardy, and some classic moves by the Three Stooges (eyepoke, slap).

Hopping Chinese vampires are creatures from Chinese folklore known as Jiangshi. They hop along with arms outstretched and feed on the Qi of the living. A fair number of kung-fu movies have featured Jiangshi. If GlibFlick isn’t relegated to the trash bin more Jiangshi movies will hop up in the future.

Some outstanding examples of the hopping vampire genre include:

  • Encounter of the Spooky Kind: With Sammo Hung! Man this is a hard film to get a hold of. It’s your choice of DVD or nothing. I had this on VHS years ago. Absolutely awesome. Chinese black arts, exploding chickens, and Sammo!
  • Spiritual Boxer II: This is floating around on Amazon Prime and Tubi occasionally. The plot feature a criminal hiding in with all the hopping vampires to escape the police. This concept was recycled in The Shaolin Brothers, to lesser effect.
  • Mr Vampire: One of the most popular franchises with hopping vampires.
  • Robo-Vampire 3: Counter Destroyer: This film is totally nuts, with a Robo Cop imitator made out of old tire painted silver, and hopping vampires. Hell yes this is on the review list!

Okay, now everyone is wondering “Is this asshole just going to review vampire movies?” This was part of a two-fer I had originally planned, so this will be the last vampire movie for a while. Let me know what else you want to see. Some suggestions:

  • El Dia De La Bestia: Spanish Priest seeks to bring about the apocalypse by being a jerk to everyone. Really good film, would have a guest reviewer from Spain join me for his fantastic color commentary.
  • Joysticks: Tits! And video games. And King Vidiot. And Joe Don Baker. Truly the most 80’s of the video game movies.
  • Another Yeti Love Story: Life on the Street: I am torn. I could save this for Valentines day, but the idea of reviewing it for a Sasquatch friendly audience is almost too much to bear. I plan on kidnapping an English professor to review for Shakespearean influence found in this masterpiece.

Watch this film if you dare. There are no refunds on the hours of your life you spend watching, because everything is voluntary!

 

 

NEXT WEEKS FEATURE: GlibFlick for Sep 16 will be The Gingerdead Man, schlock horror starring Gary Fucking Busey, directed by Charles Band. Click here to stream free (with commercials) on tubitv.