Ever the cultural appropriator, I made ramen last night.

You know what?  It wasn’t bad, but what  it really needed was a beef shank.

 

Here’s a few links!

They went Planet of the Apes on this guy because he got some takeout?

Mexico is getting more US-made vaccines.  Don’t care?  No problem.  I’m old enough to remember when pointing out the open border meant people besides Mexicans would cross was the domain of right wing crackpots.

Mexico’s pitch to create a Latin American version of the EU fell a bit flat.  It actually aggravated a few delegations they invited Venezuela, Cuba and Nicaragua.

That’s it?  We threaten the president on a daily basis around here.

Central bankers rejoice at the protests in El Salvador over Bitcoin adoption. President Bukele pissed and moaned about none of the tech giants adopting the “Chivo” digital wallet.  Then when they made the app available, El Salvador had to unplug the app to connect more servers.  Later Bukele YOLO on more BTC to bring El Salvador to a total of 700.

“They can never beat you if you buy the dips. Presidential advice.”

If not for America and its lack of gun laws, criminals in Brazil might have to figure out another way to get guns.  Its terrible and dehumanizing, but for just $1 a day you can help a Brazilian gangster exercise their second amendment rights.

 

Here’s a tune.  Have a great Tuesday!