Who wins the West?

The NL playoffs are starting to become a clear picture as, unfortunately, the Reds falter down the stretch and the Cards play like Gods. The AL teams are all but sorted out with the exception of the second wild card spot, which is all but between the Yankees and the Blue Jays. The Yanks finish with Boston, Toronto and Tampa while the Blue Jays finish with Minnesoda, NY, and Baltimore.  I’d give Toronto a bit of an edge based on the schedule. But it’ll largely come down to whether or not one of the teams sweeps the other in their three game tilt coming up next Wed-Fri.  Across the pond, ManUre got bounced out of the League Cup. The last 16 draw gives Liverpool a bit of an edge and it also features a couple lower-level sides facing off. Those matches are some time next month. And in case any of you have forgotten (or don’t care), it’s Ryder Cup week.  Hopefully they’re great matches and the US win. I can’t wait to watch.  And that’s sports.

NO RELATION!!!!

Greek playwright Euripides was born on this day. He shares it with Roman Emperor Augustus Caesar, Mongol Emperor Kublai Khan, suffragist Victoria Woodhull, typhus superspreader Mary Mallon, auto racer and engineer Alfieri Maserati, Italian politician Aldo Noro, actor Mickey Rooney, jazzman John Coltrane, soul man Ray Charles, football coach Marty Schottenheimer, pop singer Bruce Springsteen, pitcher Pete Harnisch, infielder Jeff Cirillo, political strategist but terrible liar (and no relation to me) Sean Spicer, outfielder Matt Kemp, and pitcher Joba Chamberlain.

OK, now it’s time for…the links!

“Ready for parent-teacher conferences. Let’s do this.”

“Was that wrong? Was I not supposed to do that?” I’m absolutely certain there’s more to this story, because if this person did what they did for no apparent reason…wow. That would be insane.

Please show me the racist intent, lady. Oh that’s right…you can’t.  Hopefully this gets overturned on appeal. Because a federal judge shouldn’t have this much arbitrary power.

Uh, anybody that didn’t expect this is an absolute moron. Which pretty much means the current administration are absolute morons.  But we already knew that.

Well, that’s a shame. Not that I’d wish death on anybody. I just wish he’d have stayed there for the rest of his life because he’s a sleazy, anti-Semitic, race-baiting grifter who has sought to divide this country for his own profit since the day he crawled out of some bog and onto the American socio-political landscape.

“This is fine.”
-Jen Psaki

Of course they’re not telling anybody. I’m just not sure whether it’s because they’re inept or because they’re deliberately violating the law and don’t want to get called out on it.

These are all very serious people. L-O-fucking-L.

Somehow I doubt this is all about bathroom breaks. But the government officials doing it probably think it is.  Because they’ve largely never had a real job and have no idea what dicking around on the job is.  I hope this causes Amazon to pack up and leave. But it probably won’t.

Thanks a lot, Los Angelenos! Oh wait, they don’t care. And neither do I. Moving on.

So this is what gets somebody six months in jail? But trying to burn down federal buildings all last year gets you applause from the left.  Some fucking justice that is.

Here’s a seriously underrated song. And here’s a second lovely tune for you that’s much more common. And I could watch that video on mute for obvious reasons.  Anyway, hope you enjoy them both.

Now get out there and have a great day, dear friends!