I could've chosen a picture of the wizard. You're welcome.

Looks like my kind of breakfast.

‘“James Bond Will Return” — but as who?’

“As reported by The Guardian, the official Wizard of New Zealand’s 23-year spell promoting the South Island’s city through “acts of wizardry and other wizard-like services” has officially come to an end as the local council has opted to remove him from its payroll.”

“Mysterious abandoned afternoon tea with bubbles and cheese discovered in UK woodland”

I actually wanted to spare you this story, but it was “news” on every nerdy website I went to today.

“Economists call the practice of reducing the quantity or quality of a good while keeping its price the same shrinkflation.”


How about something a little different?