The best player in the world. Oh, and a Portugese guy.

The Dodgers smoked the Braves and will attempt to recreate their NLCS magic from a year ago. The Astros will try and close out the Red Sox tonight, but I will be a half mile away at the opera instead of at the damn game.  The Browns beat the Broncos in an absolutely dreadful game to watch. And we all get to see a watered down El Clasico and a hyped up ManUre-Liverpool match this weekend. Also, the USGP is Sunday, but I’ll be at the Renaissance Faire dressed up like a pirate instead of at the damn track. And that’s sports (and a bit of my life).

Genius

Hungarian composer Franz Liszt was born on this day.  He shares it with such heady company as railroad tycoon Collis P. Huntington (what a great name for a railroad tycoon!), actress Sarah Bernhardt, German composer Carl Fuchs, physicist Clinton Davisson, comedic actor Curly Howard, baseball legend Jimmie Foxx, Vietnamese emperor Bao Dai, infielder Lou Klein, actor Christopher Lloyd, actor Jeff Goldblum, figure skater Brian Boitano, outfielder Ichiro Suzuki, hockey player Miroslav Satan, and another baseball player Robinson Cano.

Righty-right. Now on to…the links!

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The British have solved every serious problem their nation faces. I mean, they’d have had to for them to spend energy on this, right?

Alec Baldwin: killer. What a colossal fuckup that had to be.

Time to move on to the next “pretty white girl killed” story, I guess. At least that’s what the media are saying to themselves.

Artist’s depiction of the Town Hall

And this is why we have separation of powers. Of course, this was the only line of the night he delivered without looking like a dementia patient. And that might be a stretch.

What a bunch of pussies. Well, not any more. Also, who couldn’t have seen this coming?

There’s literally ten guys taking an upskirt of her right now.

I hope he sues the shit out of them. Especially since they knew it was a bunch of lies.

They’re just making shit up as they go along. Unless mix-and-match vaccines have always been a thing. Which, to my knowledge, has never happened. But since these aren’t really vaccines, and they last but a few months, I guess it’s no big deal.

Do these attention whores not understand what “advisory” means? You advise and the person you’re advising makes their own decision. It doesn’t mean they do whatever you tell them to do.

There’s no such thing as personal responsibility anymore, I suppose. This is fucked up on every level.

I’m giving you the full song here. Not that MTV edit bullshit. You’re welcome. Enjoy it.

And enjoy your Friday and your weekend, dear friends!