I was told this week, in no uncertain terms, that I am ignorant and hateful. And I can’t possibly be a real scientist. The reason for this is because of my use of the term “female” to describe one of the workers at our shop. “SHE’S NOT FEMALE, THAT’S ASSUMING GENDER!” “But she has two X chromosomes and always refers to herself as our ‘second daughter.'” “THAT IS IGNORANT AND HATEFUL! IF YOU WERE A REAL SCIENTIST, YOU’D KNOW THAT CHROMOSOMES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER!” screamed at me with, no doubt, care and compassion. By a Gender Studies dropout. I was then informed that there’s over a hundred genders, and that new ones are being discovered every day on TikTok. And that before you start talking with anyone, you have to ask their gender and preferred pronouns. The screamer identifies as a They/He/She, which I found very confusing.

God, I love being in a college town.

That said, let’s do birthdays, which include a guy fond of zoos and organs; a guy who was into projection; a guy who was (((accused))); a guy whose birth was an event on the horizon; an OG drug dealer; a guy whose work was nothing to Bragg about; the only Scrooge who mattered; the first link in the chain that finished off Nixon; a pretty excellent woodwind player; half of the greatest songwriting duo in history; proof that shit floats to the top; arguably the best bass player in rock; and the NFLer who carried on the tradition of Mantan Moreland.

All that said, let’s now Link.

 

Well, if you don’t ask…

 

Honestly, I still don’t understand how any of this is a crime.

 

How about this crazy idea: CUT SPENDING.

 

The stupidity is not just ours.

 

Ummmmm…. why?

 

This will be mentioned in next week’s Joemala.

 

It’s “Look at ME!!!” all the way down.

 

Old Guy Music today is a band I encountered in Austin. Shawn has written about three songs, with everything seeming to be a variant of one of those three. But they’re three fucking excellent songs.