Fire the whole defensive staff, Day!

Yes, Ohio State got drilled by That Team Up North. It was bound to happen eventually. But I sure didn’t think it was gonna happen this past weekend. Elsewhere, Oklahoma State finally beat Oklahoma. And Lincoln Riley bolted to USC. In the NFL, Pittsburgh officially sucks ass, and the Browns are absolutely dreadful on offense. And across the pond, ManUre drew Chelsea, Liverpool rolled, and Man City did likewise.  So all in all, a terrible weekend because of the one result. Otherwise it was pretty decent.  Oh well, I guess that’s sports.

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Physicist Christian Doppler was born on this day. He shares it with writer Louis May Alcott, actor Yakima Cannot, writer C.S. Lewis, baseball great Minnie Minoso, sportscaster Vin Scully, actress Diane Ladd, jazz trumpeter Chuck Mangione, wrestling legend Jerry Lawler, baseball player and coach Howard Johnson, actor Don Cheadle, pitcher Mariano Rivera, and actor Chadwick Bozeman.

Right, now on to…the links!

Man, that took forever. I wonder what defense he could possibly have. And I wonder why the prosecutors dropped the more serious, and obvious, charges.

Let em guess what will be in it: the WHO getting more power.  Yeah, fuck that noise. What we need is a global accord that reduces a nation that would unleash something like this to pariah status.

Ironic, isn’t it?

Remember when The Simpsons was cool and edgy? Yeah, I remember everything up through Season 10 as well.

Good! In fact, we need to see a lot more of this.

“Hotel” is an interesting word choice here. You know, since the “guests” aren’t allowed to leave their rooms under penalty of imprisonment.

Ritz-Carlton opening a new covid hotel in Melbourne?

“We won’t know for a while what this could be like or if vaccines work against it” oh, and “take your booster”. These dumb bastards have no fucking idea what’s going on and absolutely no idea how vaccines or viruses work.

I’ll admit to being uninformed on this. I had absolutely no idea there were still states enforcing large-scale mask mandates.  I thigh everyone had moved into the 21st century (aside from the luddites in some California towns). Sorry, Illinois Glibs. I feel for you guys more than ever now.

Yeah, but they’re only material possessions. They can be replaced.” Oh wait, they can’t.

That’s great, but what’s going on with the criminal investigation? Oh yeah, I forgot…nothing will happen with that.

Enjoy a rocking number. And enjoy the start of another week, dear friends!