Turns out when you change a lot of fundamental details, you lose your built in audience. Weird!

“…What happened?”

“Just this week I wrote a deal that included a Snorlax Pillow Buddy.”

“According to The Hollywood Reporter, Netflix will not pick up the anime adaptation of the sci-fi western for another season.”

“Masayuki Uemura dies at 78”

“I did not donate to either of my alma maters, Harvard or Bowdoin College.”

“Ex-treasure hunter still stuck in jail”

Wah wah.