vs 
= Predictable Outcome.
STEVE SMITH SEIZE MONDAY AFTERNOON LINKS! HIM GET FUNNY GLIBERTARIANS HQ BEFORE CHEESE PERSON, GET INTO STUDIO AND MAKE LINKS (BY GET INTO STUDIO, MEAN RAPE DOOR LOCK UNTIL OPEN). SORRY CHEESE PERSON, IT STEVE SMITH TIME!
FIRST, GET NEWS FROM CASCADIA (WHICH STEVE SMITH WANT FREE!)
- STEVE SMITH SHOCK! HIM SHOCK FIND RECOGNIZE SCHOOL FOR HOOMAN KIDS BROKEN, AND UNION WANT HURT MORE. “WE WANT WORK LESS, MOAR MUNNIEZ!” STEVE SMITH GIVE WORK….BY WORK, MEAN RAPE.
NOW LOOK AT BIGLIEST CITY IN AMERICA.
- STEVE SMITH SHAKE HEAD….DUMMY, SOON-NOT-MAYOR TRY WHAT STEVE SMITH ESQ, PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER, KNOW NOT WORK. WHY HIM DO ON WAY OUT? IS TRYING DO CITY WHAT STEVE SMITH DO HIKERS?
STEVE SMITH HAVE ASK GUN KNOWING HOOMANS…
- WHAT THIS ABOUT? STEVE SMITH NO LIKE BULLET. THEM TICKLE, NO TASTE GOOD. TOO SMALL RAPE EASY.
STEVE SMITH GIVE CHEESE PERSON LINK, SINCE HIM NOT ABLE LINK TODAY.
- WHYCOME SWISS SCHOOL PEOPLE PANIC? STEVE SMITH SEND PACKAGE DIAPERS THEM. HELP WHEN THEM CRAP SELFS IN FEARS.
NO FORGET BUY HOLIDAY ALBUM!
FREE CASCADIA!
“IS TRYING DO CITY WHAT STEVE SMITH DO HIKERS?”
Yes.
He’s been doing it for eight years.
STEVE SMITH IS SWISS SERVATOR, SS FOR INITIALS? NO COINCIDENCE!
Have you ever seen them in the same
roomforest at the same time?If you do encounter Steve Smith in the forest….well, I’m sorry for you.
STEVE SMITH MAKE SWISS CHEESE. FIRST FIND CHEESE IN WOODS, THEN MAKE HOLES BY RAPING CHEESE.
DO NOT ASK STEVE SMITH ABOUT THE FONDUE.
STEVE SMITH FAVORITE CHEESE RAPLETTE.
You know who else used the initials SS?
Salazar Slytherin?
ships?
EDMUND FITZGERALD?
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi?
Sally Struthers?
I was looking for a fascist organization.
That’s right.
Social Security.
AKA Chardonnay Days
In Portland? Probably something way stronger.
You have to grudgingly respect the teacher union’s cajones. They fought to keep our children from going to school last year which stunted their progress, they already get all of the holidays and summer off, and now this bullshit?
They are the epitome of doing less while demanding more.
Or in other words, they’re a union.
Maybe I’ve been in the private sector for too long but holy fuck, if we pulled half of the shit they did, management would have told us to get the fuck out.
There shouldn’t have to be negotiations between a public school and its public employees.
They’re both monopolies; no public sector unions!!!
As a resident of the People’s Republic of Illinois, I wholeheartedly agree.
Thanks JFK!
(Thinking back to the mourning lynx) Just appoint the CEO of Better.com as superintendent for a few weeks.
Hack away the worst ten percent of the deadweight. Fear will keep the rest in line. (Yeah, I know… pubsec unionized, ergo untouchable. But a man can dream, right?)
Fear will keep the smaller systems in line—fear of this battle station!
“The AK-203 is a gas-operated, magazine-fed, select fire assault rifle designed to chamber 7.62×39mm cartridge.”
That’s just confusing.
India didn’t go with 5.56 or 5.45? That’s surprising.
The AK-203 is about the tech level that the Indian army can handle.
India’s small arms procurement is beyond fucked up.
The claim on the wiki page is 400-800m effective range.
Not with it firing 7.62 X 39. 300-400 at best.
7.62 X 39 is an accurate round, but it’s not often chambered in rifles built for distance.
Helluva lot of drop at anywhere near that kind of range.
You’re at GT 20″ of drop at 300 yds out of a 20″ barrel.
It’s a very effective “short” range round but shooting at 800 would be like mortar fire.
“Jussie Smollett takes stand in his own defense and testifies that he visited gay bathhouses where he took drugs and masturbated with one of the Nigerian brothers who ‘beat him up'”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10281221/Jussie-Smollett-takes-stand-Hail-Mary-attempt-avoid-jail-trial.html
Wrong preposition?
It the only way he can get it up.
STEVE SMITH HELP HIM GET A SUBWAY SANDWICH UP….
STEVE SMITH MORE THAN FOOTLONG!
?
I… what on earth does that have to do with anything?
It’s the standard I Jerked Off With A Nigerian Bodybuilder defense.
A corollary to the Chewbacca Defense?
Ah, yes, the ol’ IJOWANB. The criminal defense attorney’s go-to move.
Should work out well for him. Why I – I can’t even count the number of times I’ve used that one.
Seriously, though, what I love about this is he’s trying to harm the credibility of the government’s accusers by suggesting that they were even MORE intimate with him than they’ve admitted!
Therefore showing exactly… how…um… uhhh… yeah. This has to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of in a criminal defense case.
Now I have to clean my monitor! I owe you an email, Ozy.
*scribbles IJOWANB down in lifehack notebook *
Ah, yes, the ol’ IJOWANB.
Next Glib in-joke.
AKA the Twink defense.
That was AWFUL. I still laughed though.
LOL
Let he who hasn’t jerked off with a Nigerian bodybuilder cast the first seed.
What is Smolletts’s strategy? Admitting that he knew the “Nigerian” brothers?
He’s going to go with, he told them how he needed more publicity AND sympathy for his contract negotiations, and then he outlined how a racist/homophobic assault on him would be just the ticket. How was he to know that they would decide to implement that?
Will no one rid me of this lack of publicity?
Probably thinks he or his lawyers can paint them as jilted lovers getting revenge.
“I didn’t recognize them when they put the noose on me, because usually I’m turned away from them?”
I don’t get it. Weird strategy.
The hell you say!
Stock market says Omicron over rated as well as all other ordinary viruses. I have more confidence in the collective market opinion than Fauci SWAGs.
No deaths from Omicron worldwide yet, I believe.
Fauci tracks down someone with Omicron and kills them, there now you have an Omicron death!
They’re gonna trot out some 99 year old woman as the first.
DOOM!
Correction, an obese, diabetic 99 year old woman.
Swiss’s gaze: narrowed
Something else: the opposite of that
?
DOOR LOCK — DECIDEDLY WIDER NOW.
IT STEVE SMITH TIME!
That’s the price of neutrality.
“New type of gum has been found to nearly eliminate transmission of the coronavirus by neutralizing the virus in the person’s saliva.
A team of scientists led by Penn State University infused gum with a plant-grown protein and found it ‘traps’ the SARS-CoV-2 virus.
The protein, known as ACE2, prevents the virus from attaching to a host cell in the human body by interacting with SARS-CoV-2’s receptor binding domain – this facilitates virus attachment to the receptor and fusion with cell membrane.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10281175/Gum-laced-plant-grown-protein-reduce-COVID-19-transmission-95.html
They just have to find a way to make masks out of the gum, and we’re good to go.
Chewing gum masks?
I’m chewing it for your protection!
Well I kinda screwed that up – was thinking bubble-gum, and how the bubble would pop.
Singapore is still fucked.
I forgot I did those STEVE SMITH Christmas album covers. Now I’m really in the Christmas spirit!
STEVE SMITH LIKE ALBUM COVERS!
I remember working on those at my old job, and feeling very paranoid about someone seeing them, and then me getting fired and potentially arrested.
“EXCLUSIVE: Beats December in DC! Ivanka struts her stuff in wetsuit and denim cutoffs as she takes her three kids tubing in Miami”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10280789/Ivanka-Trump-dons-wetsuit-three-children-tubing-speedboat-Miami.html
I’d take her tubing.
Closest, I’ll get to someone who looks like that is by toobin.
Get a pair of the same shorts for $148. Seems cheap…
I just keep thinking “Who’s the creep with the telephoto lens stalking her these days? At what point do you vultures just let people live a life? I know you’re used to royalty across the pond — but this is America… she’s just a private citizen, go be creepy somewhere else.”
The tabloids who buy those pics create a market. And there are always bottomfeeders who really want someone to pay for that $10,000 plus lens they’ve always wanted.
WHY HIM DO ON WAY OUT?
Commies gotta commie. Never mind that there is already court precedent against mandates that he is ignoring. Seems like grounds to
have a date with a lamp postbe immediately removed from office.My inbox might be interesting when I clock in to work tomorrow.
I wonder if this will apply to fully remote workers. Magic 8 ball says “most likely”.
Because that makes sense.
What a fucking joke.
“We were blindsided,” a clearly enraged Wylde said.
At this point, DiBlasio has been mayor long enough that you really can’t be blindsided by anything stupid he decrees.
On Thursday, the cantonal medical services of the cantons of Geneva and Vaud (where the school is located) took a joint decision to quarantine all pupils and staff on the campus for ten days.
On Campus? Can they at least throw a toga party or two?
Yes, but they have to call it a BLM protest.
So no mask?
Given the short notice and no details on enforcement — if I were in NYC I’d seriously think about just ignoring his stupid bloviations and see if the next Mayor is actually sane.
But then again, I’d never live in NYC so the point is moot.
*raises hand*
I am going to ignore his stupid bloviations.
The real question is, is my employer going to ignore it.
“The Daily Mail reproduces this graphic of a “typical” Trump McDonalds order”
https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1467496633554374669
No Diet Coke? FAKE NEWS
Dishonest cunte is dishonest and cuntey.
I think we can add “insufferable” to that. Sure, twit — Sarah Palin (of all people) and Donald Trump are the reason for the obesity epidemic.
Not the food engineered to taste really good for a very short time and have you come back for more… not the government with the starch-heavy Food Pyramid (brought to you by the Iowa Primaries!)… only those naughty people who disagree with you politically.
Here — take this cheese and go wander in the woods for a bit. Ask for STEVE….
The sneering contempt these types have for lower-class ways is breathtaking.
Well, that’s nothing for the sneering contempt I have for those who think they are my better.
I don’t think it’s the conservatives who are screeching, “HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE!!!1!” at the top of their lungs…
Around 2,000 people, including 1,600 children at the International School of Geneva, will have to quarantine for ten days.
This justification has holes.
The whole thing is ricola.
I am astounded that your career has comprised only of failing up.
Anthony Fauci blasted Fox News and said he was “astounded” that the network did not discipline Lara Logan for comparing him to Nazi doctor Josef Mengele, who worked at Auschwitz during the Holocaust.
“What I find striking is how she gets no discipline whatsoever from the Fox network. How they can let her say that with no comment and no disciplinary action. I’m astounded by that.”
“Calling people Nazis is OUR thing.” ///TheLeft
This is Fauci’s weak spot. He’s a raging narcissist. Keep needling that little fucker until he cracks.
“she gets no discipline whatsoever”
We found his other weak spot.
I bet he likes to be on the other side of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRmgbchiGY
/ducks
Mistress Chrissie has a program for that!
Oh, I figured you’d be talking about Kamala….
Eventually he’s going to fall out of favor with the press like one of the Cuomo’s and that will be fun to watch.
Anyone who seriously says, “I am the science!!!” is on another plane of narcissism and hubris. The clown makes Trump look like a modest and self effacing fellow. Hopefully one day both he and Birx will be viewed with utter scorn for the damage they helped wrought.
Posting by lantern light, power outages don’t just suck, but my water lines are gonna freeze, I’m not, fortunately, and I can run my stove to cook, this isn’t cool.
Did yer kitty come back?
Yes, the next afternoon, thanks for asking, she was wet and hungry, but otherwise fine.
Get a kerosene heater?
Too late to get that together, Ill run the taps and hope, power should be back anytime. I can sleep in here with no heat, for a night, but my infrastructure requires power, or it will fail.
Taps just need to be put on a slow dribble (trust me, we get -40 nights here sometimes in February, and even when the City flips out about potential water main breaks, they just ask the residents to set their taps a’dribblin’ overnight). No point in using more water than you have to.
I hate power outages.
Hopefully your power comes back soon.
I’ve got a generator you could borrow, but its two great lakes away from you.
Larf, even if I had one, where would I store it? In my living room?
64 inside, 12 degree drop
I’m looking to install a whole house generator, 20KW and a 500 gallon LPG tank should do it. Froze my ass off last February, don’t want to do that again.
My folks just got a setup like that. It’s pretty slick.
My brother-in-law has a dual-fuel (natural gas and diesel, IIRC) Generac, somewhere in the 25KWh range for his house and greenhouse operation. Automatic failover too. Sweet system, but I have no idea where you could put that here without it either (a) pissing off the other residents of the HOA or (b) getting stolen (although those Gennys are damn big, but where there’s a will . . . ).
We did that because we’re on the ass-end of the utility line (it stops two houses up and a different company comes down the street to there from the other direction). It’s not unusual at all for one end of the neighborhood or the other to be out in bad weather.
My wife and I have been talking about getting one of those generators that is connected to your natural gas line. We live in the Midwest and we tend have crazy snow and summer storms.
And?
Conservatives are aggressively building their own apps, phones, cryptocurrencies and publishing houses in an attempt to circumvent what they see as an increasingly liberal internet and media ecosystem.
Why it matters: Many of these efforts couldn’t exist without the backing of major corporate figures and billionaires who are eager to push back against things like “censorship” and “cancel culture.” …
Aside from social networks, conservatives are pushing to create alternatives to other tech tools and communication platforms. …
The bottom line: Conservative media has been a powerhouse for a long time, but this phase of its expansion isn’t just about more or louder conservative voices — it’s about building an entire conservative ecosystem.
Conservatives: Social media leans too Left.
The Left: If you don’t like it, go build your own.
Conservatives. We’ve built our own shit now.
The Left: ZOMG, this is a travesty!
Just wait for the advertising revenue to dry up on those.
“censorship” and “cancel culture.”
Nice use of quotes, asshole.
Yeah, that got a chuckle out of me.
Covid news at my house: wife and 3 kids all positive in the last week with mild cases. I’m negative.
I tested negative yesterday morning when I was actually feeling bad. I had a sore throat going before bed Saturday night and then slept terribly as my wife coughed. Yesterday throat was sore head ache, and achy lower back. I assumed I tested too early and started my stash of dog heartworm medication and doxycyline. Everyone slept well last night and this morning I felt normal.
Took another test just to see (our local library is now handing out rapid at home tests) and I am still showing negative. I tested my daughter who was first sick last Monday and she is still showing positive. *shrugs*
More accurate than covid test.
Everyone slept well last night and this morning I felt normal.
Excellent. Hopefully everyone is well and normal soon.
My rapid test came back negative when I got tested a couple weeks back, never got the results of the PCR test, and the testing company told me I would just need to go get tested again. Over a week later… when I no longer had symptoms.
Girlfriend’s rapid test came back positive a couple days later. She’s almost better and counting down until she’s allowed to leave the house again.
From what I understand (and I’m probably wrong) rapid tests are better at testing for actual contagiousness. PCR will let you know if you have COVID, but you probably have a mild case/recovering or just not necessarily a spreader. With that explanation, it makes sense the government prefers PCR for maximum panic.
The error rate of the PCR vs. the random incidence of COVID makes it immoral to force someone to take the test without symptoms.
Your at least as likely to randomly test falsely as you are to have the ‘VID without symptoms.
What about a long-term asymptomatic N = 1? Asking for some friends. 😉
Watch the Fauci video from the ’80s.
And today the gays are rushing to get jabs and boosters.
Cuz the old uns died out?
Probably they did. Like everyone in this photo. It’s also my partner’s lock screen.
Saw that (was reminded of) the other day. Didn’t mean to sound snide. Was thinking of Fran Lebowitz in Public Speaking, actually.
Anyone know how to crochet? I figure we convert this pattern to STEVE SMITH, put it on the Glibs store, and wait for the dollars to roll in. Just in time for Christmas, too!
Penn Swimmer smashes records.
It’s hysterical. Athletically speaking, I’m an old man, but if I changed
gendersmy mind about my sex tomorrow, I’m pretty certain I would instantly be competitive for medals in all kinds of strength and grappling sports.And people are cheering this insanity on.
Also:
NCAA women’s swimming records:
200 free: 1:39:10 (Missy Franklin)
500 free: 4:24:06 (Katie Ledecky)
1650 free: 15:03:31 (Katie Ledecky)
So Lia’s best times as a male are better than the NCAA records in the longer events, but not as a female.
But they got slower, that proves something.
She’s going to have to put in extra work to beat the greatest U.S womens swimmer of all time.
Yes, CPA, it is interesting that they got slower. But that still doesn’t mean that some advantage remains.
I agree with you.
that proves something.
She doesn’t have to try as hard to win?
Point is, this guy was a decent male swimmer who never ever would have threatened any NCAA records. As a woman, yeah, not far off the record time in multiple events.
Cause, y’know, we’re talking about a man here.
That’s fucking sick, another sign of our decline as a society.
The dragon will not be contained.
CHINA has been secretly developing Trojan Horse-style missiles hidden in shipping containers that can be unleashed on enemy ports, experts warn.
Military analysts believe the country’s huge fleet of freighters and fishing vessels could be turned into warships with the use of the secretive container missiles.
Paging Colin Powell, Colin Powell to the white courtesy phone.
Sure. I grew up hearing how the Russians were gonna kick our asses, then the Japanese were gonna buy up all the prime real estate in the US.
Empires are unsustainable.
Including an over indebted one.
Should have seen this coming. Can’t stay top dog forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBLnR06-jiw
Wasn’t that a movie plot from the 80’s or such?
“Breaking: Israeli Ministry of Health announced today that it will soon approve the 4th vaccine shot.
It will mean that all those with 3 shots who don’t get the 4th shot will have their Covid passes revoked (as happened to those with 2 shots).
Soon in your country.”
https://twitter.com/DrEliDavid/status/1467552672752545804
OFFS!!!
JFC
At this rate, Israel is going to destroy itself.
“This week San Francisco’s city supervisors voted unanimously to accept an ordinance suspending an incoming tax on cannabis retailers.
San Francisco Supervisor Rafael Mandelman. who is responsible for the ordinance, said in a recent interview that the suspension is intended to help out legal cannabis retailers who are trying to compete with illegal dealers and a spike in theft — both issues that appear to be plaguing the city.
The tax, a 1% to 5% citywide tax on cannabis businesses, was approved by voters in November 2018 and was slated to go into effect on Jan. 1, 2022. This new ordinance, which passed last Tuesday, suspends the tax through Dec. 31, 2022…
The weekend after Thanksgiving, large groups of thieves hit a handful of pharmacies and marijuana dispensaries in Oakland. Local police reported that the mobs in Oakland fired 175 shots during the incidents, forcing all officers to pull back to safe locations.”
https://timcast.com/news/san-francisco-suspends-cannabis-tax-in-attempt-to-decrease-crime/
If the supervisors can suspend an ordinance voted on by the peons, why bother letting them vote?
Hey, that’s a great idea. /SF-politicians
Don’t look at me.
/Michael Bloomberg
Mammary Monday will smother you with pillows of doom.
https://archive.md/9aD5r
Forget #1’s vacant expression, if that pic isn’t shopped her tits are bigger than her head.
Sun hat green top looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar.
#1 is Beth Lily. She’s very busty, but that might be photoshop since I don’t think she’s that big.
I had second thoughts. I looked at more pictures of her. I think the picture is not photoshopped. She is that big.
Re this from the a.m. links:
Black couple SUE real estate agency after their Bay Area home was valued at just $995,000 – but $1.42m when they removed all photos and asked a white friend to pose as its owner for viewing with second expert.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10278121/A-black-couple-erased-home-value-went-nearly-500-000.html
Ummm … asking price ain’t selling price … realtors routinely brag about how they sold houses for hundreds of thousands over asking, as if routinely underpricing the asking price is something to be proud of.
That being said, when my SIL sold her house, we had to talk her out of having anything in the house that would show she is black. The only thing she finally kept was a little African stick figurine, on the theory that a white liberal might have that in their house. It ain’t that complicated – clear out all the family photos, use bland inoffensive paint colors, and get the fuck out of the house when potential buyers come by so the realtor can doing their job unhindered by your noob mistakes.
So white homeowners are having their homes over-assessed and having to pay out the wazoo in property taxes.
We just had ours appraised and it came in 10-15% lower than what we would list it at.
Our residence is appraised at way under the current market value, due to skyrocketing housing prices and a limit of 10% annual increases in assessments. Got in just before things went nuts.
Came across this article. For the record, baijiu is the nastiest shit on the planet, yet F&W is talking about it like a fine wine. ADV talks about it in their latest podcast. I didn’t remember what it was called, but damn did I remember what it tasted like.
https://www.foodandwine.com/cocktails-spirits/baijiu-chinese-spirit-liquor
Can confirm.
It tastes like motor oil.
I’ve seen it once or twice in liquor stores here. Cracks me up. Like selling actual no shit bathtub gin or backwoods moonshine.
I just took a walk to check on my neighbors, it seems they all left,
But what about Bob?
He still has Gill and Siggy.
WAB
So my daughter has been sent home from school for a second round of quarantine, but things are different now. Previously, if a kid was sent home for supposedly being exposed, you could have a test done and the kid could return if the test were negative.
Now, however, the school handout describing the policy says “regardless of testing”. EXCEPT, there’s one exception. If the kid is vaccinated, then no quarantine needed! Which makes absolutely no sense because the vaccines don’t prevent someone from carrying and spreading the virus. It’s nothing more than another attempt to make life harder for those of us who choose not to make our kids virtual lab rats.
Science!
You filthy anti-vaxxer.
The look of utter confusion I get from people when I say that the people getting the ohmygod variant were vaxed blows my mind. There must be am extra or missing chromosome these idiots have / don’t have.
Hell, my youngest kid didn’t believe me that the “vaccine” doesn’t vaccinate anyone, it’s like a super strength Dayquil, except with the added benefit of having a non-zero chance of killing you every time you take it or the boosters. Didn’t believe a bunch of other inconvenient facts I pointed out, either. Like, how the CDC isn’t good people who love us, it’s a bureaucracy with an agenda and incentives that isn’t about helping us.
Asked me to send them links about some of it. I said, you’re computer literate, look it up yourself if you think what I said was beliefs rather than facts.
Sorry man. They’re just a bunch of assholes doing asshole things.
https://www.bignewsnetwork.com/news/271882621/mixed-reactions-in-italy-as-new-green-pass-rules-go-into-effect
Super green pass!
You mean “pass of color”.
Hey, hope all is well. Going to pick up my carry permit or whatever it’s called in 2 weeks. I filled out the online form you linked me to awhile ago and got an email the next day telling me to pick a date to come in. Ofcourse the place is in Kensington so hopefully I make it home alive
How long did they take to process the permit application?
I remember when Act 95 (I think that was it? Am I confusing the Act number with the year it passed? I can’t remember) passed Philly took its good-old time processing applications.
Philly wasn’t the only county that drug its feet after Act 95 passed. I remember other counties during the same (Delaware and Bucks come to mind). I remember some folks threatening to sue to Bucks County sheriff over his delays, and bam, all of a sudden his office is processing permit applications really quickly.
It was very fast. Like a day or 2. Hard part way se a day to pick it up. If I didn’t pick Christmas week I would have had to wait until January
Love the pic with the two chin-straps grinning at each other.
JFC we are lost.
Why don’t these assholes ever decree something cool?
Why does it take multiple votes and regulations to legalize weed but you can announce on TV that everyone has to stay inside or get a BS shot or wear a dirty cloth over your face and that becomes LAW?
These assholes think Jan 6 was a resurrection? A bunch of unarmed folks strolling through a building and taking selfies?
They have no idea what’s coming.
As far as I’m concerned the NAP has been violated and all bets are off.
Ok thanks I feel a little better.
“These assholes think Jan 6 was a resurrection? ”
Why are you bringing this up again?
How’s things down in Philly?
Oh see above. I haven’t been around here much so sorry about beating the dead horse
Resurrection joke…
*kicks pebble*
Glad to see Philly didn’t deny you your rights. ?
D’oh, now I get it.
“Fauci attacks rape victim”
Headline if he wasn’t useful to the establishment.
“I believe that everyone ALWAYS chooses to live or die.
Everyone. Always.
Aborted children choose to be aborted. If they choose to be born into human form in the future, they can.”
https://twitter.com/DrKarlynB/status/1467151464753766411
Not sure if that’s snark, or weaponized stupid / crazy.
I’m 99.874% sure it’s a bizarre parody of some sort.
See below….
Religions be weird.
Now do the Holocaust,
I didn’t think so….
Here you go:
https://twitter.com/ManicCannibal/status/1467584420622311425
“People Get Microchips Implanted That Include Vaccine Records Amid New COVID Restrictions
People in Sweden are increasingly seeking to have microchips inserted into their bodies that contain their COVID-19 vaccination records, according to local media outlets.
A video recently shared by Aftonbladet, a Stockholm-based daily newspaper, showed one individual having a microchip inserted near the thumb on his right hand, a procedure that was performed quickly.
The paper’s video also featured other people who said they had had the microchips inserted in their hand, arm or chest. Those individuals then used their smartphone to detect the chip’s presence or swiped the portion of their body that contained the chip over door sensors to demonstrate how it worked…”
https://www.newsweek.com/people-get-microchips-implanted-that-include-vaccine-records-amid-new-covid-restrictions-1655916
Well this won’t cause the evangelicals to dig in their heals.
16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
That’s why I won’t comply, it is the mark, I am proof, as well as the aussies, german etc.
You know Quasimodo predicted all of this.
He wasn’t the first,
/John
I thought that was satire.
Instead, it’s just a glimpse at the future for the rest of us.
“Bomb squad race to A&E after patient arrives with WW2 artillery shell stuck up his bottom…
Army explosives experts were scrambled after medics feared the anti-tank round could be about to explode.
The bomb squad raced to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after a patient arrived with an artillery shell stuck up his behind
The unnamed patient told doctors he “slipped and fell” on the 17cm by 6cm armour-piercing projectile taken from his private arsenal of military collectables…”
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16923295/bomb-squad-hospital-bottom-shell/
“One in a million shot, doc.”
There was a piece of paper on my doorstep this morning. When leaving, I put it inside the door and headed off to work. I assumed it was mine, nope. Apparently one of my neighbors went to a range over the weekend and rented/shot a handgun. Well, technically two…as the receipt listed a husband and wife.
You didn’t freak out and pretend it was a threat?
They rented a .380. I’ll worry when they rent a real gun. ?
Hey. The .380 is a perfectly adequate round.
If you’re defending yourself against a mouse. Or an overly aggressive cockroach.
Neither .45ACP nor 9mm Luger started WWI.
On target is more important that caliber.
My daughter was far more accurate with .380 than 9 mm. So that’s what I bought her.
Oh, no argument, funnin’ aside. Mrs. Animal frequently carries one, a Ruger LCP, because it fits her tiny little hands. Although up here out in the sticks she totes a .357.
Also improvements in ammo have made a huge difference. I’ve seen some interesting results even out of some newer .32ACP loads.
I still like my .45s for myself, though.
True. But that depends on the gun, too. A lot of people buy .380ACPs (and .32s, etc.) thinking that a little gun with a little cartridge will be easy to hit with, and that’s frequently not the case. Many .380 pistols have some combination of lousy controls, lousy sights, lousy triggers, and since most of them are straight-blowback, they kick a lot more than you’d expect.
Renting a husband and a wife along with a pistol? Kinky.
I can deal with cold, but I can always come home to get warm, its58 degrees and dropping, yikes!
Meanwhile, in Denmark…
https://mobile.twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status/1467996435614511109
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