You can stop trying to go for two any time, dumbass.

What a crazy sports weekend. Tom Brady got shut out by the quarterback-less Saints. The AFC North is an absolute logjam. The NFC is likely to have a Wild Card team with a .500 record (at best). Peng Shuai would rather her family live than all mysteriously die in an “accident”. And in an egregious display of the worst officiating possible, Liverpool were denied a likely win against Spuds and the two points they are being screwed out of may loom large.  That was absolute SHIT. Anyway, that’s it for sports.

Run, runners!

Physician Samuel Mudd was born on this day. He shares it with tire magnate Harvey Firestone, baseball player/manager/executive Branch Rickey, actress Irene Dunn, track and football great Bob Hayes, magician Uri Geller, formulaic TV creator Dick Wolf, actress Jenny Agutter, music producer Alan Parsons, actor Jonah Hill, and soccer player Kylian Mbappe.

OK, now let’s get on to…the links!

Here comes the shitstorm. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride in 2022.

::pants-shitting sound effect::

“It’s the end of the world as we know it.” – Jen Rubin. “And I feel fine.” -Me.

Damn, this is so sad. I hope they can get a lot of the stranded and missing people rescued, but I’m not optimistic.

Somehow, this is the fault of people like me. At least that’s what I’m being told. I still can’t quite understand the logic.

Adios, Rey. Esta es la cosa triste que leeré todo el día. Dude era una leyenda absoluta.

Live by the sword, die by the sword. Sorry, Team Blue. You made the rules.

But remember, he’s the bad guy here. Not the asshole Senator who has never contributed anything to society whatsoever.

I don’t give a shit.

Oh no, not a party! This has to be the first time in the history of the world something like this has happened. Heads should roll!!!

“Get this man a contract.” – CNN. Just kidding. They’ll 1099 him in order to keep it from becoming too public.

I hope she ends up owning the whole complex after his. Or at least gets to beat the shit out of somebody.

Jesus, Colorado, get your shit together. This is absolutely insane.

Christmas week calls for Christmas music. Enjoy it, my friends.

And enjoy this lovely Monday!