Yes!!!

The Rams knocked the Cardinals out of the NFC top playoff spot. Las Vegas will get a Super Bowl in a couple years (and that’s gonna be a freaking circus). The UCL Round of 16 draw was a fucking fiasco. Max Verstappen is still World Champion (and Hamilton fans are still bitching incessantly, much to my pleasure). And an outbreak of covid cases (amongst vaccinated players, by the way) is starting to have an impact on EPL, NBA, NHL, and other sports games and matches.  And that’s sports.

I might still have that jersey in my closet.

Big birthdays today are famous bullshit artist Nostradamus, astronomer Tycho Brahe, the last British King George VI, ballsy flyer James Doolittle, comic actor Morey Amsterdam, pitcher Sam Jones, football great Ernie Davis, actress Patty Duke, tennis great Stan Smith, infielder Bill Buckner, piece of shit loser James Comey, infielder Craig Biggio, soccer great Michael Owen, and actress Vanessa Hudgens.

Right, now moving on to…the links!

Bet you can’t guess what they’re gonna do. Just kidding. We all know they’re gonna kick the can down the road again. Idiots.

But…this contradicts everything the Pharma execs (and their government spokespeople) have been telling us. Not that I’m surprised. This is more about a narrative now than the actual fucking science. Oh, and share value. Let’s not forget how much this is about increasing share value.

Scumbag authoritarian asshole

So much for the First Amendment. What a bunch of fucking assholes.

Holy shit, this is hilarious. This is exactly the type of groveling and scrounging I like to see from government officials. But since so many people are upset about it, I’ll offer an alternative: they can get jobs in the summer.

I would expect no less from Portland government. In fact, I’d have been shocked if they hadn’t done something this stupid.

Is there no rope for sale in New York?

My God, can we start erecting gibbets outside the CNN offices yet? Sadly, I fear this isn’t the last we hear of bad people inside that shitshow of a network.

Never try to understand why some elitist Hollywood piece of shit does something. Your shared skin color doesn’t mean you have anything in common with him or will ever understand why he did something. Just move on and be happy you convicted the piece of shit.

I sure hope the cop checked to make sure there was $950 or more in the register. Otherwise, he could be in serious trouble.  I also hope clerks and store owners start doing this themselves. It’s probably the only way this shit ends.

This is a surprising development. I assumed he’d try to push the case back until he’d exhausted his appeals in state court. Either way, this guarantees he’ll spend a bunch of time behind bars even if his state appeal is successful (which I don’t think it will be).

This is actually one of my favorite songs by these guys. I hope y’all enjoy it just a little bit. But just in case you don’t, I’ll go back several years for something else. That one is sure to get the blood pumping.

Anyway, get out there and have a great Tuesday!