Peace out!

The first week of the year is almost in the books.  It’s been a wild one for Novak Djokovic. OSU’s men got thumped by Indiana. The NYT makes a big gamble by buying The Athletic. The AB story gets even weirder. Coutinho is returning to England on loan. And it’s an FA Cup weekend, so be prepared for some excitement. Or not. And that’s sports.

Today is the moment of truth. We’re about to find out who, if any go them, on the Supreme Court believes in the right of bodily autonomy and/or free association. I’m cautiously optimistic but prepared for disappointment.

That’ll teach those greedy billionaires! Right, Joe? Right?!?!

A Chicago teacher in his natural state.

Chicago teachers continue their extended vacation. Lazy fucks.

Want to eat? Fuck you, pay me. Want to go to work? Fuck you, pay me. Want to have a life? Fuck you, pay me! (Although the mob never had it this good.)

This entire story is retarded. I’d almost say these people are political prisoners, except for the fact that they’re freer where they are than where they’re trying to return to.

Let me guess: because of climate change? Oh yeah, it’s just winter.

Dead wolf.

Should this not have been expected at some point? Or did these researchers think a predator species would stay put?

God luck, dumbasses. We’ll be fine in Montgomery County, where sanity prevails.

Here’s a bit of Texas for you. Enjoy it.

And enjoy this Friday and have a glorious weekend, friends!