I had my first Mask Nazi encounter this week and I’m as giddy as a teenage girl  at a boy band show. I was in a grocery store in a county where the health department already said they weren’t going to enforce the idiot governess’s mandate in private businesses. Nonetheless, nearly everyone in the store had their talismasks in place to show the world how dutiful, moral, and obedient they are. A late middle-aged woman wearing at least two of them came up to me and started in.

MN: You’re not wearing a mask!

Me: (glancing downward as if to look) No, apparently not.

MN: Put your mask on!

Me: No, thank you.

MN: (louder) It’s the law! Don’t you have any regard for safety???

Me: I appreciate your concern.

MN: You need to put a mask on!

Me: I appreciate your concern.

MN: SO YOU WANT TO MAKE EVERYONE AROUND YOU SICK AND MAYBE DIE???

Me: I appreciate your concern. And I’m glad that you’re free to wear one. Please do what makes you feel comfortable. (small smile)

MN: I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH YOU WALKING AROUND WITHOUT A MASK!

Me: I appreciate your concern.

MN: I’m getting the manager!!!! (Stalks off with that perfect line trailing behind)

And then nothing happened. Other than the massive snowstorm.

Birthdays today are rather slim pickings (no, it’s not his birthday) but nonetheless include the inventor of our favorite weapon; a perennial loser; a maker of really crappy cars including the infamous Deux Chevaux; a guy who never got a dinner; the inspiration for SugarFree, except the wife-killing part; the greatest non-juiced slugger; the King of Procedurals; an actually legal Alien; and a pioneer of the mockumentary genre.

With that… Links.

 

Gordie is driving them crazy.

 

Next, air drop of pallets of cash as is the Team Blue tradition.

 

The Evil of Toons.

 

We love the common man… at a distance.

 

Making this shit about race instead of about raw State power is a guarantee it will never change.

 

Where’s Lassie?

 

Triple Black Diamond.

 

 

Old Guy Music is almost on point. Think “A Hard Snow” instead. Still, cool cover, and covers of Dylan are always better than Dylan.