The one and only Wonder Dog is now playing with my dad, Elvis, and Hitler. This has been a rough week for us, but she exceeded the breed’s usual lifespan and we got her back to her beloved snow for one last winter. She had a last slice of pizza and a cheeseburger on the way to the vet, which I guess is not much different than the last meal requests on Death Row. SP, WebDom, and I all were with her at the end.

She met a lot of you over the past 5 years (Jesus, it’s been that long???) and except for a couple odd outliers, she found all of you delightful, and vice versa. Despite pizza bribes from Los Doyers, she still loved Swiss above all her frens.

So if this seems a bit unfocused, it’s because we’re wrecks.

But besides goings, there’s comings, and birthdays today include a guy whose spirit is alive in current jurisprudence; a rather petite fellow; a guy who was truly opposed to change; a guy whose views were evolutionary rather than revolutionary; a guy who was no fan of live theater; a leading candidate for shittiest carmaker; the spiritual father of Rashida Tlaib; a guy who was a total amateur; a Jewish cowboy; a guy who was anything but normal; a guy reputed to put Milton Berle to shame; one of my personal heroes and profound influences; an apparent clone of Roberts; and the star of a remarkable number of my favorite films.

Let’s get to Links.

 

Stay. The. Fuck. Out. Of. This.

 

Oh, a court order, that’s very different. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Oh noes, foreign meddling! Where have I heard this before?

 

Please, please, please, please! This will keep SugarFree in material for years.

 

DaVinci knew many things, but apparently not cunts.

 

I mean, good, but why is this a judicial decision?

 

No doubt pining for the fjords. 

 

Old Guy Music is something I’ve used before, but it’s just stuck in my head. This might be one of my favorite songs in any genre ever. I remember having a couple of the guys in this band at a party at our place in Austin and getting into a discussion with the bass player. “It sound to me like you had two songs not completed, then you stitched them together to make one perfectly completed song.” He smiled and responded, “Three.”