Slowly but surely, we’re digging out of the latest snowpocalypse. Our street is now officially a Sheet Of Ice® and it’s fun watching the deer try to get traction when they play kamikaze with passing cars and trucks. The schools were closed for two days, which seems odd since they spent the past year and a half getting all of their courses virtual. Has Zoom suddenly stopped working?

Birthdays today include a guy who didn’t get his own musical; a guy who should have been a duPont; a guy who wasn’t a fan of the Gettysburg address; a guy who knew the difference between use and self-abuse; a guy who proved that there’s no damn difference between Republicans and Democrats; the greatest baseball player ever, and there is no rational counterargument; a big government liberal who somehow got a different reputation; a fun girl who loved puppies and children; a woman who knew her rights when she was pulled over by the cops; a guy who had a reputation for being imperious; Mr. Spock’s hairdresser; the greatest of all the drunk actors in Hollywood history; a guy who made weird hand signs for one of Steven Spielberg’s turkeys; a guy who only knew one beat; a great, great songwriter and performer whose cow cried; a guy who raised being a preachy and disconnected piece of shit to a new level; and a guy who tempts me badly to be a sneaky and cruel bastard.

And bastard that I am, here’s Links.

 

Lassie: One Step Too Slow

 

Gord is still doing God’s work.

 

A sneaky parting gift, like the guy who quits and upper decks the office on his last day. All yours. Limeys, all yours.

 

“Don’t forget MEEEEEEEEE!”

 

NYT will skate.

 

Right response, wrong reason.

 

The solution is obvious: no alcohol, more THC.

 

Remember, this is what the Left wants for your kids.

 

Now, Old Guy Music. Normally, when YouTube has disabled embedding, I just grab and image and link it so you can see what you’re going to get. But this morning I’m too lazy. So, it could be something terrific. Or it could be a Rickroll. Are you feeling… lucky?