“Just like your cable bill went up.”

“And sure, while much of the disappointment can also be attributed to an unchecked pre-release hype train and the harsh realities of making games, it’s hard to ignore all the times No Man’s Sky’s scope was exaggerated.”

“My plan takes precedence over yours,” he is effectively saying, “and if you have to suffer because of that, so be it.”

“I Walked Inside America’s Newest Particle Accelerator”

“Elden Ring wants you to stop hitting yourself”

How about something especially relaxing? (h/t Mr. Riven)