How long has it been? Asked Leftie to his now little brother Righty.

A week so far, only two more days then we’ll get fixed right up, you’ll see lefty. Besides, haven’t you ever wanted to be that big?

R! It’s not funny, it’s not natural and by the way, how come you ain’t got it? Jon over there seems quite fine as well.

Well sometimes infection follows the weakest chain, looks like You’re it haha!

I hate you R.

I know.

 Meanwhile in an undisclosed area of the abdomen

 Yeah Louie, call the main brain and tell him we are backing up slow but sure, we can vent gas, but something is holding back the solids, we have all hands on it now.

 Ancient rumblings from deep within continue unabated. There is no rest to be had. Dehydrated, fatigued and hungry the MB was about at the limit of endurance then a thought! Bath time!  It had been decades since MB took a genuine bath, burnt the toes at first but oh how nice.   Muscles relaxed, MB stayed for a long time, this was good. After an interview for a Tesla subcontractor today, the rest was gravy, just rest. Then he got home. .at first you can’t taste the bile, not quite, but it grows. 

Attention on deck, this is not a drill, MB has fingers down throat looking for the release valve, prepare for grand purge! When the emergency purge opens up all you can do is stand back away from the spray, as we like to say in here. After a few hours of this, the deck was drained of bile, just some clear water at the bottom. It appeared the current troubles had subsided.

After MB decided on another bath, it was time for a good rest. And good it was, except for all the new dreams he was having. We still have a leak in the bile system, a breakthrough is imminent. Stand by for purge! Unfortunately, that was never to be. MB called out the forces and they drug him to the ER, where he was on an IV inside of 20 minutes, and relief finally came(as well as a massive dose of antibiotics and pain meds) at last!

Well Righty, it seems you were wrong about the Old man eh? I’m sure glad he fixed us when he did, but what about my size?

 Aw, quit bragging Lefty.