It’s been a long week. My creative juices are at low ebb and I’m on deadline to get this article written. What to do for inspiration? Turn on Baywatch.

As hot as the women are, and most of them were smoking, none of them looks like they actually swim. David Hasselhoff is supposed to be a retired Navy SEAL who became a lifeguard but looks like the male model he used to be. The rest of the guys are beefcake. And then there’s Newmie. He really was a lifeguard and looks it. Here’s some more. Don’t say I never did anything for lady and ghey Glibs.

So, let’s examine swimming for fitness. The good people at say these are the top 8 benefits of swimming:

Full body workout. Swimming uses all the muscles in the body so whether you swim a gentle breaststroke or hammer butterfly, you will get a full body workout. Plus, exercising in water makes your body work harder so 30 minutes in a pool is worth 45 minutes of the same activity on land.

Great for general wellbeing. Just 30 minutes of swimming three times a week alongside a balanced, healthy diet and lifestyle is one of the best ways to stay fit and healthy and maintain a positive mental outlook. Do it with friends, and it’s even more fun!

De-stresses and relaxes. Whether it’s work stressing you out, the kids being a nightmare, or just life in general, we all get times we just want to SCREAM. Well, help is at hand. Swimming regularly can lower stress levels, reduce anxiety and depression, and improve your sleep patterns. Feeling the mental benefits of swimming takes just a light swim. No lane pounding needed.

Burns those calories. Swimming is one of the most effective ways to burn calories. A gentle swim can burn over 200 calories in just half an hour, more than double that of walking. And a faster swim would see that chocolate bar gone quicker than if you went running or cycling.

Lowers the risk of diseases. As well as being a great form of cardiovascular exercise, swimming just 30 minutes a week can help to guard against heart disease, stroke, and type 2 diabetes.

Supports the body. Water supports up to 90 per cent of the body’s weight. So, if you sprained an ankle at Monday night football or have a long-term injury or illness, swimming is a brilliant way to stay active.

Increases your energy levels. Inactivity and not ageing is often responsible for people’s lack of energy. Just 30 minutes of swimming three times per week can boost your energy levels through increased metabolic rate.

Exercising without the sweat. If sweating puts you off other forms of exercise, fear not! As a swimmer, you’ll never feel sweaty no matter how hard you work because the water around you is constantly cooling you down.

They lost me on the last one. One of my joys is breaking a sweat. I have no idea why, but it gives me a sense of accomplishment. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This week’s music is Ted’S worthy. Feeling unsatisfied? BrettL shared this favorite during the week. Rock on Glibfitters.