Happy Saturday e’rrybody. I hope everyone is having a wonderful start to their first Saturday of May. I’ve already thanked a heroic diaper for its service (nobody should have to take that much shit) and fought with the toddler over why he can’t just take fistfuls of oatmeal off his high chair on the run and eat/drip it around the house. He’s not winning, but he ain’t giving up either.

Georgia Man shoots naked trespasser who tackled wife off riding lawnmow… Goddammit Georgia Man, that’s Florida Man’s turf!

This kid is a real go-getter with upper management written all over him.

‘What use is a Doomsday Device if you don’t TELL ANYONE about it?’

Scientists discover effective flirting, baffled by sudden STD outbreak.

A horse song


A happy song