A metaphor for the hockey game

Nick Satan out here talking sense. Although I do believe he needs a mirror to reflect on his program. Calgary and Edmonton decided not to play defense last night.  9-6? Jeez, that’s probably entertaining but I believe it’s unwatchable. Carolina topped the Rangers in the other second round series opener. Everybody wants some. I guess this was the most likely outcome for awarding the World Cup to a backwards shithole (albeit a very wealthy one). And Scottish runners-up Rangers lost to Frankfurt in the Europa League final.  10 more days until the big one. And that’s sports.

I guess its “Dr. Taylor Swift” now, right?

This is totally on-brand for NYU. And on Swift as well. She gets a bunch of strangers cheering for her. And the people she’s talking to get advice from an out-of-touch elitist after spending a bunch of money.  It’s a perfect arrangement.

I assume this is not surprising to any of you. And this is just the small stuff. But, you know, “no mean tweets”, amirite?

This is definitely not what we need right now. Unless it stays in Massholia. Then it would be a godsend.

Check out this beauty. Yeah, this is a fluff link. Sue me. Anyway, I think it’s beautiful. Some of the other Glibs disagree. What say you?

Blame everybody except the asshole who did it. I guess they can’t really have an impact on everybody’ s freedom if they just convict and lock him up. Nope, they need to look at society in general.

We’re a third-world country now. I suppose it never dawned on this stupid fuck that he could rein in the FDA. Nope. We have to go full retard instead and “airlift” the stuff in from abroad.

What kind of shit is this? Oh, the human kind.  Naaaaaaasty.

Stupid fucking asshole

Fat man accomplishes nothing. Is applauded anyway.  Hopefully this bullshit won’t stay legal for very long.

It’s California, so I’m sure the solution will be retarded. I bet it ends with gorillas freezing to death in the winter.

Wait, people still use taxis? And the cities still run it like a cartel?  Jeez, I had no idea. I haven’t seen a cab in Houston in years.

I know I’ve never played this. Hell, I don’t think I’ve ever even played the artist. Also, if I didn’t love this one, I’d still play it just for the video. Which is amazing. So go enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Thursday, dear friends.