My main man Mane!

Toronto is a shock win away from knocking out the Lightning. The Minnesooooooda WIIIIIIIIIIILD fell to St Louis and also faces elimination. LA are 3-2 up in Edmonton. And Carolina thumped Boston. Across the pond, Liverpool escaped with a win to put (just a tiny bit of) pressure on Man City in the chase for the EPL. I still think they’re gonna come up short. And that’s it for sports.

Being a stupid asshole is, and always has been, bipartisan. These fuckers better learn how to read a room or people will start taking up arms. And yes, I mean that the same way that retard Lori Lightfoot meant it. The only difference is I ain’t backpedaling what I said.

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!!!

Oh, come on lady. Get a fucking life. Why is it always the politically-active leftists who always find these “problems” the overwhelming majority of people never see? Maybe because they only exist in their minds.

This ain’t good. It might force a cancellation or postponement of U2’s upcoming tour date there. Or the Canadian PM’s sing-along.

This entire thing is a psyop.

Too late, dumbasses. Between this poor decision and all the wokeness, you’ve lost the game.

This ought to kill the myth of pilots being special. Sully? Nothing but a bitch.

Not sure this will cut crime. It might cut crime by “civilians”, but it won’t cut crime. Not until their union is neutered.

“I came here to eat an ice cream cone and kick ass. And I’m all out of ice cream.” This story is fucking awesome.

::Checks location:: Yep, Southwest Houston. This is not surprising.

Don’t think I’ve ever played these guys for you. Which is a sad oversight.  So sad that I’m giving you a double-dose. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends.

BONUS SUPER-RETARDED LATE LINK. That’s gonna be an absolute pile of shit. I can’t wait.