Rest up, boys. Sunday could be huge.

Tampa and Colorado got off to winning starts in their second round NHL playoff series. Boston lost to Miami in the NBA’s ECF Game 1. More hockey and basketball playoff games tonight. The Astros thumped the woeful Red Sox to stay on fire. The Yankees are as well. And across the pond, Liverpool won in a nervy road game against Southampton. So the EPL will come down to the final day and Stevie G will have a chance to help his old club pull off a miracle finish to the domestic season.  And that’s it for sports.

And you’ll get them just in time for election season! No wait. I doubt the government is that efficient. They’ll get delivered some time in 2023. To the wrong address.  They’ve got something else planned for the election season. Something sketchy…like what’s happening right now in Pennsylvania and Oregon.

“I want that. So I’ll take it.”
-the government

You’re not Robin Hood. You’re just a bunch of fucking thieves. You’re literally stealing billions and billions of dollars from people because of mere associations. Associations you were fine with a few months ago.  You’re the bad guys in this part of the story, FBI.

Grab a mirror, you malignant fuck. Your policies, your regulations, and your oversight caused more of this that pretty much anything else. Lock yourself up, asshole.

This clinches it. I will be donating to and campaigning for Donald Trump in 2024. I expect all of you to join me.

Good for you. Leave me the fuck alone. The rest of the world shouldn’t completely upend their lives so you can feel “normal”. Also, there’s a lot of people in here whose problems are all in their head.  They need a mental institution, not a mask.

Is foreign election tampering important? I guess we’re about to find out if Team Blue takes it seriously or not.

This is all a fucking joke (aside from the money laundering).

“This is a serious war,” he said as he opened the film festival.  Do optics not matter to these people? Do they not realize how absurd this, and the subway station concerts by U2, or the visit after visit after visit to the war zone by every camera-seeking politician and celebrity under the sun, looks to reasonably skeptical people? Or do they just not give a fuck since the money train keeps flowing?

Mayor Beetlejuice simply does not give a fuck about the right to movement or assembly. And she’s got her jackboot goons ready to enforce her will shoot the hoi polloi step out of line.

Why is this dipshit being taken seriously? And why is he getting a pass after getting honey-potted by Fang Fang? He’s a race-baiting huckster piece of shit and he shod be digging ditches rather than making national policy decisions.

That’s government efficiency for you. Nice fucking job.

The state’s insurance department said it would provide 12 months of free credit monitoring and identity protection services to individuals whose data was breached.

LOL, that’ll fix it.

Well that’s it. Except for this. What a fucking masterpiece.  As is this one.  Go enjoy them both.

And enjoy this magnificent Wednesday, dear friends.