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CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

114 Comments

  1. DEG

    “Secure NSA Servers”

    Heh.

  2. Trigger Hippie

    Subscriber on the YT, saw it days ago, beautifully done.

    • MikeS

      #metoo, but I never got notified. The bastards.

      • Trigger Hippie

        It’s important that YT actively suppreses right wing propaganda. Especially the type that takes the piss out of right wing propagandist.

  3. Count Potato

    I never seen The Boys, but that was still funny.

  4. rhywun

    *applause*

  5. Tonio

    I luld. Thanks for this, CPRM.

  6. rhywun

    LOL

    Hunter Biden Searched Google For a Good Crack Cocaine Recipe, Laptop Records Show

    • hayeksplosives

      Hunter is a real piece of work, isn’t he? Convenient for Joe that the media just ignores Hunter’s scandals. They’d have done the same if it was Trump’s son, I’m sure.

      No trigger discipline either.

      • rhywun

        It reads like a GOP spoof of what a comically stupid Democrat scion might do. Except it’s, apparently, real!

      • MikeS

        I remember when “they” went after Ivanka for a few days because she flashed some people when she was 16 or something. But Hunter gets kid gloves.

        • Chafed

          Pics?

          • DEG

            16. You really should stay away from those pics.

            There are plenty of pictures of her as an adult out there. She comes up often on r/Politically_NSFW.

            • Tres Cool

              And here I thought I was the only one that followed that reddit.

  7. MikeS

    I have no idea what “The Boys” are, but funny stuff, regardless.

    In the BLM BLTs screen shot, is it just me or does the dude walking in front of the Korean Chink girl with the smiling Jap face look a bit like Kaepernick?

    • rhywun

      so problematic I can’t even

      • MikeS

        I know, right?!

        • rhywun

          ?

          • MikeS

            ?

  8. The Hyperbole

    DAILY QUORDLE ROUNDUP™©®
    (The ‘Where is everyone’ Edition)
    #142

    Champ
    grrizzly 18
    whiz 18
    db 18
    Tulip 18
    Grumbletarian 18

    Sean 20
    Cannoli 21
    robc 21
    The Hyperbole 22
    Grosspatzer 22
    Grummun 22
    SDF-7 22
    rhywun 22
    pistoffnick 22
    TARDis 23
    l0b0t 24
    one true athena 24
    kinnath 25
    Tundra 25
    trshmnstr the terrible 25
    Ted S. 25

    Chump
    MikeS 25

    I hate to step on CPRM’s toes (Great cartoon BTW) but Quordle must. Lotsa 18’s and a sub Tundra Line average, nice job. Maybe I screwed up but today’s and yesterday’s Quordlemetric ratings are exactly the same and we had a 12+ point swing so maybe the Quordlemetrics are as useless as the Scrabble score as a difficulty measurement.

    In Tourney news Cannoli bests l0b0t for the T4 win and tomorrow will face Grosspatzer for the coveted belt, will ‘patzer be the first champion to successfully defend his title or will we have our first woman champ, a historic day either way

    GQ&GL

    • MikeS

      Champ to Chump in two days. My how the mighty have fallen.

      • rhywun

        I must be missing something. How are you a chump with the same score as several non-chumps?

        • MikeS

          Because Hyperbole has a deep-seated desire to be me. But he knows he never can be. So, he takes every possible opportunity to demean and slight me. It’s his pathetic attempt to drag me down to his level. It’s really very sad.

    • rhywun

      I walk the line. Can I defend my no-chump streak of 1??

  9. hayeksplosives

    Excellent work, CPRM. Well worth the second viewing.

  10. Grumbletarian

    The girl with the Nazi ray eyes, heh…

    • Grumbletarian

      Makes me wonder who the hell is Nazi Ray.

      • R.J.

        Don’t know, but ‘Nazi Ray’ is a great handle.

  11. CPRM

    I guess the zoomy is over, told me to wait for the host to start the meeting. Had to wait for the page to work again to get at the link.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Rare they go this late for zooms. Great work on the cartoon!

      • CPRM

        Yeah usually ending when I get on after work, but the extra wait for the site to come up they must have all passed out.

        • straffinrun

          Was gonna spend my lunch hour with you fine people. Just rubbed one out in the janitor’s closet instead.

          • Chafed

            It was a better use of your time.

        • Swiss Servator

          I will see you in AMHERST on the 2nd instead …

          • CPRM

            That is the one we were planning for. You don’t seem to good at making plans drunk.

            • Swiss Servator

              Same as before…you, others, me. I provide beer, food and laugh at the world.

              • CPRM

                You might go Woke, cuz you are for sure going Broke!

              • Swiss Servator

                Sez you! *packs wallet with $*

  12. Tundra

    I enjoyed the Chink Korean. Although I feel bad for laughing so hard.

    Well done, CPRM!

    • CPRM

      It’s a joke that goes all the way back to episode 1. A legacy, if you will.

      • Tundra

        Hah!

        Thanks, that’s a wonderful trip back in time. I sure wish Two Scoops would have won. So much funnier than SlowJoe.

    • straffinrun

      Always wondered if Chick Corea was a typo. Cartoon is nice and meta, CPRM.

    • Lackadaisical

      Would.

      I have a thing.

  13. Brochettaward

    I can hear my fans chanting my name everywhere I go. They say, “Bro! Bro! Bro!” And look out at them like a father looking at his children.

    Really, you are all the seeds of my loin. And from my man womb shall come both your salvation and your reckoning. The First That Will change Everything gestates. It’s power growing ever more incalculable.

    • Swiss Servator

      Nah, several of us have had first kids before. Stop being so boring.

  14. hayeksplosives

    My workplace (the North Las Vegas location) reinstated the Covid mask requirement. Apparently with school out and people taking summer vacations, our case count was going up again. We work with nukes, high voltage, and high explosives, but these knuckleheads are worried about the commie coof.

    Sigh. I really hoped we were almost back to normal.

    • Brochettaward

      I have to go the VA tomorrow. I don’t know if those cunts are still requiring masks or not.

    • Chafed

      Don’t you work with scientists? Do they really believe masks help?

      • hayeksplosives

        Yes, none of the scientists think they work (except for the Chinese guy, but he’s probably a spy anyway so a mask suits him.

        Must people are wearing them pretty casually, and only the Chinese dude reverted back to N95.

        I might have to “work from home” until this nonsense is over.

    • Sean

      That sucks.

  15. straffinrun

    Hmmm. They reset my avatar. Alright.

    • Mojeaux

      THINGS are happening.

      • Brochettaward

        The only thing anyone cares about is the First Archive, Mojeaux. People have been clamoring for it for years.

        • Swiss Servator

          Aktuchally, none of of us care.

      • CPRM

        If that were true there would be a Ron Paul Gif.

      • rhywun

        Be afraid.

    • Tundra

      I kind of like my Everything Sux avatar. Seems appropriate.

    • Tundra

      Correct.

      Do you think that the Stasi are 80 percent of the population?

      • DEG

        Depends on the benefits.

  16. Gustave Lytton

    Straining my eyes for a half hour because I didn’t feel like getting up to grab my reading glasses in the other room. Finally did, they’re not there, and realized they’d been right next to me the whole time. Eff me.

    • Tundra

      Getting old is fun, isn’t it?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Sorry, can you speak up?

    • CPRM

      At least you didn’t realize you already wearing them.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I refuse to answer that question.

    • Chafed

      Or any home with a loving parent.

    • rhywun

      Maybe that’s the surprise in the edgy new Barbie movie – Ryan Gosling is pregnant.

  17. Chafed

    I just watched the episode. Great work CPRM.

  18. Sean

    Morning Glibs.

  19. Sean

    Shit still broken?

    • Lackadaisical

      Seems like it. 🙁

  20. Sean

    Great episode!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Thicc edibles?

      • Sean

        Libertarian moment.

  21. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I’d like to get the Hat’s opinion on the opening scene of S3E1.

    *shudder*

    • Sean

      We still haven’t watched season 2.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The whole thing tends to be a little bit too much on the nose, but so well done.

    • DEG

      Heh

    • Lackadaisical

      I’ll give them a pass, who couldn’t even think why the two issues might be different. Most people are just drones. I’m surprised they haven’t disseminated taking points though.

      I’m a pro lifer who could explain why the two issues differ, but if you walked up to me and asked out of the blue I might be flustered and not have an answer.

  22. DEG

    Time for the gym. Running a bit late for it.

  23. Tulip

    Daily Quordle 143
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  24. Tulip

    Watched it. That was awesome!

  25. l0b0t

    Ugh… I want to go back to bed.

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    • The Hyperbole

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  26. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, l0, Stinky, Tulip, DEG, Lack, Scruffy, & Sean!

      I would probably appreciate this cartoon even more if I had one o’ them newfangled streaming services, but I resisted the siren song of Prime even with the temptation of Good Omens. Yet even I know that Amazon does NOT love Donald. I do love the repeated requests to the unseen prod-ass to “put the next one up. Do we have the next one?” Nice touch! 😁

      Another scorcher in the forecast for SW OH – and we COULD get both raging heat AND storms! 😃 It’s already 78 degrees ‘Murcan outside before 7 a.m. Stay hydrated, folks!

      • rhywun

        You always have tomorrow’s weather today. Soaring to 73 here before the baking tomorrow.

        • Grosspatzer

          Mornin’. Pouring rain, thunder, and lightning here. Headed your way I think.

      • Tulip

        Same here. Already hot and muggy

        • Fourscore

          Morning all,

          We’re generally a year behind the coasts in every other fad but we had your today’s weather on Tuesday. I think we’re years ahead on mosquitoes/black flies his year though.

          Tough to go outside, and every time the door opens a few critters come in. They never seem to want to back outside

          • Tres Cool

            I know. Whenever I open the back door to let doge(s) out, it seems there’s a mob of flies hanging around just waiting on an opportunity.
            Rumpke said that due to “extreme heat” they’re picking up trash earlier. I feel for it and got my bins out around 0330h. So far no pickup.

            /yes Im that old guy that worries about trash schedules

        • Grosspatzer

          Very nice! Love the low growl of the bari.

        • Tres Cool

          You forgot the humidity.

  27. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates.

    Nice one, CPRM. And thanks for.the tip on that.cool VPN!

  28. Grosspatzer

    Daily Quordle 143
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    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 143
      3️⃣6️⃣
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      Guessed three words fairly early. Knew three of five letters and positions for the lower left, and burned two guesses trying combinations.

      • Grosspatzer

        Lower left is asshoe.

  29. Grosspatzer

    No need for a special day. Skyrocketing fuel prices will do the trick.

    https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/06/16/National-Dump-the-Pump-Day/7811655328151/

    The holiday was founded in 2006 by the American Public Transportation Association to encourage commuters nationwide to “dump the pump” — the gas pump — by leaving their cars at home and using public buses and railways instead.

    June 16 is the best day of the year, there is an observance for everyone!

    Other holidays and observances for June 16, 2022, include Bloomsday, Corpus Christi, Fresh Veggies Day, International Day of Family Remittances, International Day of the African Child, Ladies Day (Basketball), National Career Nursing Assistants Day, National Fudge Day, No Orange Clothes Day, Recess at Work Day, Wish Fulfillment Day, World Sea Turtle Day and World Tapas Day.

    OMB hardest hit.

    • Grumbletarian

      Nothing sounds more fun than piling into a bus with forty sweaty strangers in the middle of June.

      • Grosspatzer

        Our lovely subway system would like a word.

        • Grumbletarian

          Is the word ‘rank’?

          • Grosspatzer

            Probably. I’ll file that away for future reference.

            • Tres Cool

              What you did there was noted in an ocular capacity.

    • Tres Cool

      Sea Turtles?

      + sssk sssk andioop