Punks

Astros pitchers were on fire last night.Β The Avalanche topped Tampa in overtime to win game 1 of the Stanley Cup final. ManUre has a tough start to the upcoming PL season. And another no-hitter was lost in the ninth inning. Β And that’s it for sports.

It’s like the “Me Too” movement.Β But the gay version. Β Didn’t he face accusations in the US that ended up going away? Wonder if somebody got paid and/or if some lads across the pond decided to finally talk. Guess we’ll find out.

“What rights?”

You call it “progress”, but…Β it’s little more than a group of assholes deciding which rights we get to keep. Well you can go fuck yourselves.

“Are you sure we don’t need a hand brake?”Β “Nah, fuck it. Nobody uses one anyway,” he said.

This seems like a good use of state money.Β And a way for their people to not be represented for very long.

But remember, people accused of crimes at the Jan 6 riot are still not getting bail.Β But they were doing something horrible, I guess. Way worse than…oh wait. I’d assume this is the last straw for Gascon. He’s getting recalled for sure now.

Things are getting interesting over there.Β And I think the game of hot potato is about to end with the potto being cast into a trash dumpster. Β And yes, that’s a metaphor.

Do this…forever.

I don’t give a fuck.Β This dipshit deserves more than my indifference though. But I’ve got my scorn all accounted for today, so that’s the best he’s gonna get.

“Chaos,” lol. Whatever.Β You asked a question and you got answers you didn’t like. Suck it up, assclown. Β Also, is this not considered a public accommodation? Are they not there to serve the public without discrimination? I suppose people are entitled to specific wedding cakes, but a pet is something completely different. At least that’s the pretzel-like logic out courts would come up with.

I better get out there and pick some of these up.Β Ohh, and I’m sorry it scares you to the point of shitting yourself, Mr Rolling Stone writer. You could always choose to be a man next time.

Some of you might think I was a number off.Β But I was not. I could always play the number you were expecting.Β Nah, I’m going a different way.Β Enjoy them both, dear friends.

And go enjoy this magnificent Thursday. I’ll be burning a bunch of 93 octane. Unfortunately.