Coming soon

Joker with a win for the ages. Love him or hets him, you gotta respect how hard he grinned through that match.  The rest of the quarters are today, with two Americans, one man and one woman, vying to make the semis.. Go USA! The Astros won again. And the Pac-whatever is finally addressing their woeful media package after their cash cow has decided to leave for greener pastures and is taking the other LA-based team with them. That conference is about to be no more. And that’s sports.

Good luck with that. I wonder if she’ll go to the judge’s house and shit on his bed if she doesn’t get her way.

Oh, Amber. What is you doin’?

This is an absolute injustice. There’s no reason whatsoever to honor their wishes and move the trials to a place where they might get treated fairly.  So the political persecution shall continue.

Stay in your lane, feds. The states run their own elections. So you can fuck off.

Had too many CHiPs

Animal House lied to me. Apparently fat, drunk, and stupid is a way to go through life.

That guy is gonna wear himself out. Fortunately, they have a massage parlor onsite so he can get the relief he needs.

Third (or is it fourth now?) verse, same as the first. These dumbasses are still trying to peddle their poison as a panacea. And there’s idiots that are buying it.

How could this be? Don’t they know Contra Costa County is a gun-free zone (unless. you’re rich and/or connected to a politician)?

“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for” would have sounded cooler. Alas, he missed his opportunity at becoming a legend. Oh well, he can try again when he gets out of jail.

Here’s the best rock song I can think of with a banjo in it. Because today is my lovely wife’s 40th birthday. And breaking with recent tradition, I’ll play a second classic with a banjo instead of something by the same band. Enjoy them both as a way to help her celebrate.

Abd have a great day, dear friends.