I’m exhausted. After all the letdown of Friday night, I was absolutely swamped at the lab fixing equipment because professors are unable to use simple tools like pliers and screwdrivers. And that was after a shift at the griddle. The students are all rolling back into town, partying loudly at night to celebrate, so sleep is at a premium. I’m feeling every bit of my 1437 years today. But I will persist.

One thing that has kept me amused is the campaign for Congress in our special election. Every day, I get a big campaign ad or two in the mail telling me that one of the candidates, a slimebag named Paladino, is a horrible human and likely to steal the silverware. The ads don’t mention his opponent, just focusing on Paladino’s evil. Each day, the ads got worse and worse. Where will it end? I wondered. Where can we go from here? They did not disappoint:

This put a big smile on my face.

Birthdays today include a guy who would gaslight you; a guy who was pro-integration; what you get when Lurch does Art Nouveau; a guy who made you wonder what is higher, a duke or a count: a guy who was the model for Yosemite Sam; a guy who left as his legacy an Easter Island statue who pretends to know about sports; a guy who was brilliant on… flumpet?; a guy who made some of the best ’70s comedy films; Mr. Twenty Thousand; a guy who finally folded; a guy Sharif didn’t like; arguably the most overrated quarterback in NFL history; and a guy on whom we can blame much.

Now before I fall back asleep, let’s hit up some Links.

 

Second ranking?

 

I’ve seen this movie.

 

Turkey hires Obama as a defense consultant.

 

“Throw me in the briar patch!”

 

Libertarian in the making.

 

Eat your own.

 

Living rent-free in your heads.

 

Cry harder, pussy.

 

Team Red: We’re Determined To Lose

 

Old Guy has been doing a lot of Molly Tuttle of late. There’s a reason for that. Proof below.