Actually, each track update yesterday pushed the storm further west of us, so it’ll probably just rain on us. We did complete the buying of water and toilet paper ritual, as is required to maintain our homestead exemption. I declined to do the ritual where we fill a 3/4 full gas tank and a bunch of random containers — “just in case”. This should drive a bunch of those new people back to wherever they’re from that doesn’t involve looking at a 5-day hurricane projection and seeing the whole goddam state inside the cone of uncertainty.

General Li should be careful. Not everyone lands the creek jump.

The Original 'General Lee' Dodge Charger From 'Dukes Of Hazzard' Is Up ...

Has a lost herb of the Ancient World been found? Now do Soma.

Apparently, Canada just got hit by a hurricane.

This was just crazy. They didn’t let just anyone drive the skid-steers when I was on a job site. I’m also surprised the guy didn’t have or didn’t need a TWIC card.

More from the same musical well: Sinner’s Prayer.