I tried watching a few of these shows everyone hates and well…

This is my review of The Shop Beer Co Neonic Sour Ale:

Perhaps not all of them.  It was really only She Hulk and that was only the first episode.  Its fine, really it is.  Okay it really isn’t.  The “woke remakes” of all these shows turned themselves into a clown show where one side is spending millions of dollars to troll the other.  Its fine, really.  The other side does the same thing on social media except they aren’t paying anything.

The problem with She Hulk isn’t the main character is a contemporary urban feminist who is so in control of her own emotions she just attempted to kill a guy for saying, “how you doing?”  Nor is it the actual attempt at trolling their critics in the ensuing episodes.  It is utterly uninteresting and the cries of -isms is once again too easy a tool to use.  Anyways, here she is twerking, if nothing else she looks like an overgrown Orion girl.

I will say something controversial:  I didn’t watch the Lord of the Rings reboot because I was never really into Lord of the Rings.  I read The Hobbit in high school, that was about it.  I don’t plan to watch it either because I doubt I would like it.  They’re recycling ideas over and over, finding nobody is interested.  So instead of coming up with something new they added the culture war bullshit, feeding off the controversy.  Thus resulting in millions of views since half the market likes the message and compelled to watch it in solidarity, while a significant part of the other side is there to hate watch.

If they want to recycle old characters, here is my proposal:

Chris Farley as The Joker.

Chris Farley as The Batman.

Then get Chris Farley to play Com. Gordon, the idiot mayor of Gotham—everyone in the story is Chris Farley except Alfred who is played by David Spade. Hell, I’ll even watch Bruce Wayne falling down a well again, if it features Chris Farley getting his fat ass stuck in the well.  This will obviously need an attractive female lead.  Plus, this can absolutely be done since they managed to bring back Peter Cushing from the dead, as well as Val Kilmer’s voice.

This is the greatest version of Batman never made.

 

If you think this beer has the look and feel of Orange Julius you are pretty much right.  Sour but not so much that it makes you wince, and just enough body it passes for beer without turning into a parody of beer.  It works quite frankly, because I haven’t seen an Orange Julius in years so comparing it is impossible. I’ll probably get it again if I am bringing beer to an outdoor party or a similar warm weather event.  The Shop Beer Co Neonic Sour Ale: 2.5/5