Yay for baseball!

Another weekend in the books. And what an amazing sports weekend it was. The Astros moved on to the ALCS. Their opponent will be determined tonight when the Yankees and Indians face off in an elimination game.  And the NLCS is set with the Phillies (surprise!) taking on the Padres (huge surprise!), which just shows money isn’t everything.  Alabama got taken down by Tennessee for the first time in a long time. And it was a crazy ass game.  USC ain’t quite ready for primetime yet. And That Team Up North beat the snot out of Penn State.  In soccer news, Real hammered Barcelona in El Classico and Liverpool got a shock win (they’re all shock wins for them this season) over Man City in a match that will hopefully jump-start their season. And there were a ton of NFL game yesterday but I wasn’t really watching so y’all can tell me what happened in the comments.  And that’s it for sports.

Idiots

It’s time to start treating these assholes appropriately. Which means throwing them in jail.  Also, there’s breaking news that its also been discovered that they threw soup at a Jackson Pollock painting, but nobody realized it for a few days because it still looked the same.

I hope this dumbass said this six months ago.  Because if he just did, he’s more out of touch than I thought.  Or he’s just another lying, partisan douchebag gaslighting Americans.

Reporter asks loaded question, gets headline. What the hell is she supposed to say, other than what she did? But they think this is some big gotcha.

I’m shocked, shocked! Well, not really shocked. After all, this is basically the entire point of being in politics in the first place, no?

He did the meme!

Remember this the next time the admin says only big investors are getting hurt. Oh wait, never mind. Nobody asks those questions of them, save Peter Doocy, and they just lie to him and move on.

Aaaaand more inflation is coming. Although this won’t really effect anybody since nobody really uses the mail anymore.

Tenth verse, same as the first. This is basically a weekly thing at this point. But don’t worry…there’s nothing to see here.

I’ll see your political stunt and raise you. Because that’s all this is.  I sure hope they and the DOJ try to use this, because it’ll open a floodgate of House hearings next year, with different people in charge.

This was such a great song. Especially for the genre. And I quite like this one too. Even if the lyricist missed his mark by a mile. And since the words are hardly understandable, it’s even better. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends. It’s cooling off here so I’ll be starting to wear pants out of necessity for the first time in months.