TOTALLY NO AGENDA HERE: Formerly-respectable newsmagazine loses its shit, rants on for four paragraphs about the plight of drag queens in America before finally admitting that, yes, the US Dept of State did indeed fund drag shows in Ecuador. Initially we were sceptical about Ms. Fung’s claim about domestic “legislative efforts to outlaw drag shows,” but based on reporting from Vice we will rate her claim mostly true in that there is one socon group in Idaho which plans to introduce legislation next year to ban public drag shows. A ban which, if enacted, would be swiftly and rightfully overturned on 1A grounds.

DESPERATE DEMS TROT OUT OBAMA TO CAMPAIGN FOR CANDIDATES: Yes, please remind us of your failed policies, divisiveness, and contempt for people with traditional values.

HUGE PLUME OF SMOKE AND FLAMES EMERGING FROM FLARE STACK AT REFINERY: Apparently this sort of thing happens. I’ll leave it to subject matter experts to pontificate about. Knowing you people, at least one of your reads Chemical Safety Board accident reports for fun.

‘WOKE’ POLITICS BLAMED FOR BEAR ATTACK: It’s like they wrote that headline just to troll your linkster. Well, it worked. But it’s a sad story all around.

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