I’m going to assume crossover conversation from the day’s events will occur—immediately.  I am hereby declaring amnesty on all off topic links.

That said…

State-owned gas company buys off the state’s regulators??? Only in Mexico…

Looks like rain.

In other oil-related news, Brandon cozies up with a dictator.

In more oil-related news, the local warlord did the locals a small favor.

If El Presidente Dudebro keeps saying the quiet part out loud, he’s going to be the next Bolsonaro.

Here’s a good tune.  Remember:  An “I voted” sticker is an open admission of aggression, therefore punching those people is not an NAP violation…though it’s probably illegal.*

*A word from the Glibertarians.com legal department:  Punching voters is indeed battery and this is not an endorsement.