OMG! You’re Back! We missed you sooooo much!

Monday and (especially) Tuesday are going to be lucky, with the Sun and Mercury shining down together, joined by the moon for the latter part of that (this will be when the lunar eclipse is happening).

And then nothing else happens. Lulling you into a false sense of security for what comes next week.

Scorpio has a grand ol’ time all week. The rest of us have to deal with shitty bosses and politicians, with the greatest chance for some shitheel to actively move against you being Thursday and Friday- the sign of treachery (Mars retrograde in Gemini) gains the Moon at that time.

What about us?!? We missed you too! Come play with us Nao!

Scorpio: The Tower. Lolwut? How can that be, with the stars loving you? Well, the starts are for Scorpios in general and important people in particular. The card just shows that doesn’t include you.

Sagittarius: 10 of Coins – Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

Aquarius: The Blank Card – This reading intentionally left blank.

Capricorn: The World reversed – Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

Pisces: 2 of Coins reversed – Enforced gaiety, simulated enjoyment, literal sense, handwriting, composition, letters of exchange.

Aries: 7 of Cups – Fairy favors, images of reflection, sentiment, imagination, things seen in the glass of contemplation; some attainment, but nothing permanent or substantial.

Taurus: 7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, innocence, ingenuity, purgation.

Gemini: Strength – Power, energy, action, courage, magnanimity; also complete success and honors.

Cancer: Wheel of Fortune reversed – Increase, abundance, superfluity.

Leo: King of Coins –  Valor, realizing intelligence, business and normal intellectual aptitude, sometimes mathematical gifts and attainments of this kind; success in these paths. 

Virgo: Knight of Cups – Arrival, approach, advances, proposition, demeanor, invitation, incitement.

Libra: Ace of Cups reversed – House of the false heart, mutation, instability, revolution.

Somebody might be a little out of shape having been away from the gym for a few weeks.