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Meh.
I think this does indeed meet the requirements for a first.
Tell ya what, how about Stranglehold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFpiW5vHrc
That may be Uncle Ted’s best song.
Agreed.
I’ve always been partial to Great White Buffalo
Too Sacheen Littlefeather for me.
Yeah, I suppose. But I have a gift/curse where I usually don’t really focus on the lyrics unless I put some effort into it. The cool groove guitar work of this song has always kept me from delving too much into the lyrics.
TL;DR: I get the gist of the song, but I can let it go and dig the music.
Cat Scratch Fever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs
DAMN YANKEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE
More relevant
Heh. This guy gets it.
Yes.
You need to go on a journey.
You went there, when you could’ve gone here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaHXtgaF3Nc
I was sticking with the Ted Nugent theme
Ted Nugent is really one sided though.
I second this opinion.
One-sided like a Klein bottle.
I want the Nugent pinball machine. https://pinside.com/pinball/machine/nugent
If I had FU money, I’d put together an arcade with all the cool shit. One room would be just rock artist/bands pinball machines. I don’t know how big the room needs to be, the only ones I know of are Nugent, KISS, and AC/DC but I’m sure there are a dozen(s?) other cool ones in existence.
I have five machines. AC/DC, Zeppelin, and Captain Fantastic (Elton John) are the music themed ones. I felt stupid spending 8k on a pinball machine but I really wanted LED Zeppelin.
There are a ton of cool machines.
I’d like to have the TMNT machine and my wife wants the most sought after machine, Medieval Madness because there used to be one at the bowling alley that she remembers as a kid.
Also needs to go on a journey
From the dedthread: Tom Woods interviews Jay Bhattacharya about the recent SoHo debate on lockdowns.
That was a great episode.
Is it weird that I listen to Woods in the shower?
Yes.
A little bit
How long of showers do you take, anyway?
Depends. Mondays are longer as i usually haven’t showered all weekend because they m living out of my work truck.
10-15 min. I paid for the damn well and I’ll use all the water I please.
Hahahahah
Do you fantasize about him while you’re in there?
His baldness ruins it.
I have been assured that bald is beautiful.
I wear a hat. And I’m tall. I
Don’t have to look at my own thinning hair.
Now that the midterms are over, one of Florida’s progressive newspapers explains to their readers that the inflation that wasn’t happening, is transitory, and is also totally Putin’s fault is here, and it’s going to be here for a while.
‘Too much money is sloshing through the economy.’
I mean, at least they’re not totally wrong, though that doesn’t really explain it entirely. It is also the collapse in productivity.
I dunno, I thought it was a pretty good article.
Except:
“So, some economists recommend that growth in the economy should be stimulated by increasing immigration judiciously. There are more than 11 million job openings in America. Filling those jobs will go a long way in stimulating economic growth, which would lower inflation”
Ah, yes, the only way to reduce inflation is to suppress wages for the maids and landscapers of the people you gave all the trillions of dollars to.
That pic is off the hook. Or it slaps. Cool beans? Whatev, it made me lol.
I’ll be the first to second that.
Worst first ever.
And Oregon State overcame the OSU curse, thanks to the unbelievable generosity of the Ducks.
And the Ducks’ ghastly uniforms.
Phil Knights revenge.
Some Florida commuter school with airs is trying something similar this week.
Doesn’t seem to be working, as they’re down 28-7 at the half.
Dude, what did you do!?
Willed them to come all the way back, only to fall in the final minute.
Thank you for the excitement, then.
That final catch was unreal.
It’s a free for all?
I didn’t know Ted Nugent was a Glib.
And the link is under the picture.
Fail.
I blame Joe ‘Potato Head’ Biden.
I just got home from Shreveport. Took and extra two hours due stop and go traffic outside of Dallas. Why did I come back again?
Because you love us?
I had a great thanksgiving. No BS. No obligatory family crap. Just my wife and the kiddos at the only opera restaurant in town with all the other losers. It was awesome.
Open. Now an opera restaurant would be ok as well.
I could get into the concept of an opera restaurant.
I’t wouldn’t work in my hometown. Every new restaurant that’s not some crappy chain fails. That and there are only 40,000 people in the county, and another 25,000 across the river half of which are on welfare nothing remotely high end or Novel flys.
At least until they sell out and make everyone switch to Brave or Vivaldi.
I’ve been to one. Phantom in
Seattle over twenty years ago. It was entertaining. You won’t catch me going back to Seattle anytime soon. After the Cascadia subduction zone trips I’ll go.
I saw what you did there, Ted. And I salute you.
I’m not cultured enough to know.
What browser are you using?
Safari on my phone.
So, you don’t use Brave or Vivaldi?
I’m Assuming they are some web browsers. For android?
I dunno about Android but I think all are available on Windows and Mac.
The last tech thing I did was Fortran 77 over twenty five years ago. Much beyond point and click and I’m out of my depth.
I tried to like Opera, Brave, and Vivaldi. Just could not.
Opera stuck with me for awhile, especially liked their mail client – but finally all the quirks just got to be too tiring to deal with.
I’m loving the hell out of of Vivaldi. The tab stack thing is my jam. I haven’t noticed any downsides to it yet. YMMV
Hell yes!
It was me, my wife, my son and his buddy who was solo.
One of the best Thanksgivings ever!
I think I hosted like 35 last time in MN. Done with that.
My mother demands holidays at her place. I spent my entire life being told I can do things on “your own time”. I’m 45. I refuse to sit in her house that hasent been clean in over twenty years hearing the same stories about her going to Italy in 1967 and stopping her from feeding one of my kids under cooked, frozen, or age inappropriate foods.
Mom’s trying to get your kids drunk?
Three hour Turkey one year.
Tried to give my one year old frozen blue berries another.
A couple months later baby carrots, slimy with rot.
She tried to give my infant with no teeth some cake a couple months ago.
I’m surprised my sister and I survived her.
Depends on the size of the turkey. The young turkey breast Dad and I had was done in three hours.
My Mom’s cooking went badly downhill when we got our first microwave, and she decided to do lots of stuff in the microwave that probably shouldn’t have been, like undercooked baked potatoes.
When I was a bachelor, microwaved potatoes were a staple. Took a few attempts to get the timing down, but I got damn good at adjusting the time for different sized spuds.
It was not small.
My moms is an RN. She’s worked in nursing homes for half her career. She’s always diagnosing everyone with something and refuses to see the elephant in the room which is what got her sister, Parkinson’s. She’s had all the symptoms, mild but has had them for ten years now. She’s going to get kicked out of every home there is.
Sorry to hear about your mother.
I have a distant relative by marriage who is like this. All the food will be ancient and growing things. I don’t know how she survives. Never again, particularly for the same reason as you- my son isn’t eating rotten food.
Thanksgiving was just me and Dad, with me doing the turkey this year.
I hadn’t done a turkey this size before, but it turned out OK. I already picked up one of those 3-lb. Butterball things for Christmas. I think it was three bucks more than last year, thank you Brandon.
What about Sonny?!
I’ve got a picture of him waiting for Dad to carve won leftovers off the bones, but I haven’t uploaded it to the internet yet.
👍🏻
OK, here you go.
LOl.
That’s focus!
Sonny was a stray, so he’s strongly food motivated.
Unfortunately, ha can also be extremely defensive with food, or anything he thinks might be food.
You can hardly blame him.
Rescue dogs are a crapshoot. Sonny looks like winner.
He’s improved quite a bit since we got him. But there are still time where he’ll do things like park himself somewhere and not want to let me go past.
Good boy!
I wish he were that well behaved.
Awww!
Right?
What a good boy.
Game hens are just the right size for a solo meal.
Just the wife and I, and one chicken pot pie.
That’s all a guy really needs.
Technically a guy needs sex too.
Just not with the pie.
Don’t kink shame.
If it’s your pie you can do whatever you want with it. I’m not gonna share it with you though.
If I’d known it was that kinda party…
I was told it was going to be a key party, so I brought key lime pie.
What else is the wife for?
“Then these dudes are a couple of faggots, huh?”
What a perfect movie.
Happy Saturday, peeps! Gorgeous day here. Took our old dog for an amazing hike.
Billy Ray Valentine…Capricorn!
Florida Man, FSU fan, takes the whole tomahawk chop thing a little too far.
I’ve never realized until now how many of these Florida man stories are from the bay area.
And seeing all the junkies, none of it surprises me anymore either.
Now you can play along at home!
When in doubt I whip it out…
It’s a free for all.
The stakes are high,
And so am I.
It’s a free for all.
You got you a rock and roll band?
In the news tonight, sarmas are tasty. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/18863/sarma-stuffed-cabbage/
Land is expensive. Even in Northern Minnesoda.
Life is…generally…good.
Keep on rocking in a semi-free world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvxxdZpMFHg&ab_channel=NeilYoung-Topic
That sounds good.
The penultimate is pecan pie.
Fight me.
What’s the ultimate, then?
Bourbon to wash it down with.
Make it rye and I’m with you.
I should have a quick quip to answer that. I’m known for my rye wit.
A Shquip?
strawberryrhubarb pie is the ultimate.Apple bourbon pie.
“Apple bourbon pie.”
That sounds wonderful, paired either with good bourbon or a nice stout.
Kind of. Depends on the season.
My grandma used to make me a strawberry rhubarb pie every year for my birthday (August). Key lime is also amazing in hot weather.
But for Thanksgiving? Fuck yes!
Apple pie is still my go to. Moms this year was killer. Northern Spy apples not too sweet with just the right amount of spices.
Apple pie can be amazeballs. What has soured me (pun intended) on apple is that everyone has their own (wrong) idea on how the finished product should taste. Bland and/or overly-sweet seemingly being the favorite ways to make it. Your mom’s sounds intriguing.
You need the right apples and the right spices. It shouldn’t taste like a spice rack, but you need some cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Spy
We used to have a northern spy apple tree in my backyard when I was a kid. My mom used the apples for one pie a year at thanksgiving.
He’s not wrong
I thought Brochettaward was penultimate.
He’s tertiary at best, but magnanimous Firsters like me let him have his fun.
👍
Pentultimate: So many to choose from
Ultimate: Huckleberry-raspberry.
I don’t see how it can compete with pecan pie.
Also: substitute pinon nuts for pecans. You can’t do 1:1 so it takes a little bit of practice.
My favorite pie is the one the I am eating at this moment.
Juneberry (Serviceberry) is another solid choice.
I volunteer to be a judge to taste test all the nominated pies.
Zooooooooom!
Come agree with me on how Pepsi and McD’s fries are the best
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87821224358?pwd=eW55MTRDbDNtQkh2aHd3M1Nmenlzdz09
Pepsi!?!?!?!?! This is why I don’t Zoom…very often.
I’m to the point in my life where Diet Dr. Pepper with Cream Soda is the peak.
In other news; Mrs Hobbit has a new canine friend, an 11-year old Yorkie named “Wut”.
The (lame) joke works both ways:
“What’s you’re dog’s name?”
“Wut”
(Louder) “What’s your dog’s name?”
or
“What’s your dog’s name?”
“My dog’s name is ‘Wut'”
“What?”
“I said my dog’s name is ‘Wut'”
Barrel o’ laughs. Bottom line, though, she misses her last dog.
Wut? Love it. Is Wut a rescue?
Not really; we “rescued” it from my cousin’s wife who had one “Wut” too many.
Wrong. Wronger than wrong.
And also, Dr. Pepper is carbonated barbecue sauce.
That sounds better when you put it that way.
It tastes nothing like BBQ sauce.
Well, my local store doesn’t carry Diet Squirt so I’m stuck.
I acn’t even. Real BBQ has no sauce. Sauce is for spaghetti.
Until you add sauce it’s just smoked meat.
There is talk of Freedom Convoy 2.0 in Ottawa this coming February. Y’all are invited. Even the weirdos. BBQ is difficult in Ottawa in February, but I’m sure we can get it done.
My passport is expired. I don’t think I can get into Canada.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roxham_Road
Is closed.
LOL same thing duh
Oh fuck off with this shit.
“Only when the COVID-19 pandemic required the border be closed completely did this traffic significantly diminish, resulting in the U.S. government detaining those whom Canada returned after refusing them entry and beginning deportation proceedings against them, a controversial move since many of them had cited fear for their safety or freedom in their native countries;[9] Roxham and other irregular Canadian border crossings were reopened in late 2021.”
But isn’t it really interesting that they could always have stopped the illegal immigration, they just didn’t care to? All while pretending it was impossible to do.
My angry little Glaswegian sets forth once again – https://youtu.be/IMlH7IbVpxc
Call-back to the FEE article about wearing ties. Fuck that shit! I only wear them for funerals and you know what else? They are pre-tied around the collars of the only two dress shirts in my closet. I give less of a shit about Windsor knots than I do about how to properly fold a fitted sheet. Hate wearing a tie!
Festus fucking gets it.
DD214 protects me from ever wearing a tie again.
*looks for neckwear block on the form*
Maybe he’s got a pension that means he never had to work again?
Good morning morning people. Happy advent.
Good morning to you, too.
Morning y’all. ☕
Good morning, Lack, Ted’S, Sean, hayek (are you up late or early?), EvilShel, Scruffy, rhy, Stinky, ‘bodru, SSD, and homey! My, there’s a lot of us here this morning!
Choral music on the satellite radio, chai latte in the mug. This may be my favorite morning of the week!
The soccer is getting interesting.
Go home, you’re drunk.
👆👆👆👆
Hilarious.
😉
https://nationaltoday.com/turtle-adoption-day/
Anyone want to adopt an aquatic turtle?
I’ll include an aquarium and some 9mm…
I can’t even, with the “author”’s easy interchange of the terms turtle and tortoise.
You have a turtle?
Yes. It’s actually my gf’s.
She saved it!! 😃
Turtles are cool. Tortoises, too.
https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/biden-walks-up-to-glass-to-take-creepy-selfies-with-kids/
DO NOT BREAK GLASS.
“He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/santa-clarita-mall-evacuated-after-reports-of-shots-fired/
“Accidental discharge”. Must have been a LEO.
https://www.kptv.com/2022/11/27/student-activists-demand-change-hold-vigil-lake-oswego-after-club-q-shooting/
“I collapsed,” Walton-Clark said. “As a queer and nonbinary person married to a queer, genderqueer person, our household just broke.”
I can’t parse that.
Allow me to interpret.
They are insane and ultra high maintenance, and should be added to my secret database of “People I’ll Never Hire or Associate with.”
That’s gonna be a big database.
I went to Target for some tree lights yesterday. I was thrilled to find out that I can buy Christmas decorations that are designed by genderqueer non-binary people.
I totally stocked up in case this trend ends.
I wish that I could get people to understand – there are no safe places. There are dangers that you’re prepared to handle, and dangers that you’re not…
Does the Genderqueer card trump the Queer card?
Depends. Are thy hetpassing?
I think it’s the equivalent of a wild card.
It’s a longwinded way of saying “I’m mentally ill, my husbandwife too.”
https://www.azfamily.com/2022/10/28/deputies-discover-underground-bunker-filled-with-guns-drugs-waddell-rv-facility/
A month old story, but I don’t recall seeing it mentioned here.
An underground bunker seems like a great place to get high on meth.
I thought they recommended not using shipping containers as bunker material.
Seriously interesting how they got that built.
The ceiling of shipping containers will buckle under the weight of the soil if the structure isn’t reinforced. I’ve seen reinforced containers commonly used though.
They make for decent concrete forms. Dig a hole, place the container, add rebar around it and pour.
Whoah. I’m impressed. They can’t have been total screwups to accomplish what they did. Only mistake was stealing grid power. Idiots.
Where do the seized assets go?
To the police Christmas Party fund
At an RV facility?
Is KK OK?
What a cunte.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11473663/Washington-Post-reporter-Taylor-Lorenz-slams-paper-opposing-Chinese-COVID-lockdowns.html
The CCP govt is literally locking people in, resulting in building fires from which no one can escape, and she’s whining that we can’t do that here.
It’s a cold virus. Get some rest, take some zinc, vitamin C and D, and shut up.
Sorry; misthread. Should have been new.
NOT CALLING KK A CUNTE!!!🤣
LOL.
I remember once on a board about women’s tennis, one of the commenters meant to type “Correct on both counts”, but forgot the final O. 🙂
“….and the women’s midget track team is a cunning bunch of runts!”
Lorenz is far worse than the that.
That’s the girl that cries about being doxxed in interviews right after she doxxed someone. Such a pure piece of shot that I almost wonder whether or not she’s actually doing a bit.
Pretty sure she’s a full blown psychopath
-1 Triangle Shirtwaist Factory (ackshually -146)
Awww….home tweak home.
They even had pictures on the wall.
“EU Accuses Washington Of Making A Fortune From Ukraine War”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/eu-accuses-washington-making-fortune-ukraine-war
Well no shit, we’ve been saying that for months. Damn shame about blowing up y’all’s own gas supply fellas.
Better late than never I guess to realize that the US is not your friend.
suh’ fam
yo whats goody yo
TALL SABBATH CANS!