Juuuuust a bit outside.

The Ravens beat the Saints in a terrible game of football. The Bills Josh Allen may have another elbow problem. The UCL round of 16 draw is out and there’s some big matchups. The Astros had their World Series parade yesterday and somebody tried to bean Ted Cruz (who shouldn’t have been there) with a White Claw. And I think that’s about it for sports.

This dude was running around like a chicken with his head cut off. Or he flew the coop and got wasted. Either way, it’s funny.

Get out of the cities: part 3,462. Do they not have cops anywhere in Philly?

Nobody’s obligated to accommodate you.

Are they unfamiliar with how the club scene works? Because it’s always worked that way.

The fix is in. Or they were caught trying to fix it.  One way or another, it’s gonna be questionable.

You’re not an airplane. You don’t need to announce your departure.

This should be a teachable moment. They can start by teaching people the difference between a nazi uniform and a DDR commie uniform.

This makes a lot of sense. They need to allow people to go straight or even turn left on red if nobody is around.

I don’t care if this scares you.

I don’t give a shit. And I’ll continue not giving a shit. They don’t like it, they can quit their job.

Here’s a fan-fucking-tastic song. Absolutely beautiful. And here’s the masterpiece. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this wonderful Tuesday. Don’t forget to vote or not vote. I don’t care either way.