No funny story today, but I’ll have a mildly amusing one tomorrow. I’ve been buried in a rush project which has occupied a stupid amount of my time- 60-80 hour work weeks, silly hours, amazing pressure, rapidly looming deadlines. I’ll be spending all day today at work after putting in 60+ hours already. But we are well on our way to having it done and I may be able to re-emerge as a human. It’s at the intersection of science and art, so for me, the struggle (mein Kampf) is worth it. Molten glass, burns, potatoes, copper, lasers, this project has it all.

Speaking of all, birthdays abound, including a guy who made lots of dollars; another guy who made lots of dough; a guy with a black, black heart; a guy who did not kill Spider Sabich; a congresswoman even more viciously stupid than Hank Johnson; a guy famous for pointlessly driving around in circles; a pioneer of academic thoughtcrime; a guy truly batshit crazy; a hilariously entertaining and transparent fraud; a very beddable woman; and a wonderful character actress from the best reality TV show ever.

Let’s do Links, then, shall we?

 

I swear this happened to me, with me in the role of switcher to off an annoying hospital roommate. Upshot was they moved me to a private room. Nice deal. Violence pays.

 

Living rent-free in their head, still.

 

Make it California. C’mon, you know you want to.

 

After telling everyone in Zoom chat last night that the Twitter bullshit isn’t very important, I’m being a hypocrite and linking the latest bird app news here.

 

Oops.

 

I hope they don’t fix the headline. J-school experts.

 

The story of the physics guy with $100,000 of student loan debt from grad school is beyond fishy. In any case, wreck the system, we’ll all be better off.

 

Earlier this week, Riven sent me some cute pix of her dissecting an eyeball. Now I know why.

 

The Old Man has little to say beyond “I fucking love this fucking song, and I fucking love James Fucking McMurtry.”