I know I’ve been stingy with the tunes of late, so I’m making it up to you people with an extended version of a funk fave.

AND SPEAKING OF FLASHLIGHTS: SpaceX stood down the launch of the Falcon 9 rocket carrying private lunar lander Hakuto-R and NASA’s Lunar Flashlight. Flashlight is a really big deal because it will give us a map of lunar ice deposits which are necessary for lunar colonization.

THE GASSING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES: US Army accidentally tear-gasses own troops during “morale” event.

SELF-PARODY OF THE WEEK: There exists a thing called the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. Just kill yourselves already and set an example.

JOURNOLIST – THE PLAY AT HOME VERSION: The federal government has awarded $5 million to a group of journalists called Hacks/Hackers to develop software that will encourage regular Americans to confront their friends over “harmful” posts, and “correct misinformation” by replying with text suggested by the software. HTF is this even legal? The original JournoList.

PEOPLE SUCK: German authorities say a 72-year-old woman has been arrested after she allegedly switched off her hospital roommate’s ventilator – twice – because she was bothered by the sound it made.

RUGGEDIZED, SATELLITE-ENABLED SMARTPHONE COMING IN 2023: British handset maker Bullitt said Nov. 29 it will release a smartphone early next year capable of sending and receiving texts via satellites in geostationary orbit (GEO). […] Bullitt, which designs and builds ruggedized mobile phones under brand licenses from Motorola and heavy-duty vehicle specialist Caterpillar, expects to launch initial satellite coverage across North America and Europe in the first quarter of 2023, “with the rest of world following very shortly after.”

WHYCOME NO CTHULHU FILM: Director Guillermo del Toro has long wanted to make a true-to-text film of HP Lovecraft’s “At the Mountains of Madness,” but hasn’t been able to get the project greenlighted. This video explains why. Short answer: too expensive, too dark, R-rating (for violence). Also, too similar to Ridley Scott’s “Prometheus” which started filming when ATMOM was in pre-production.