If you don’t at least twitch rhythmically to this seventies dance track, see your undertaker.

 

 

HOUSE PASSES NDAA, RESCINDS DOJ VAX MANDATE: The House voted on Thursday to pass sweeping legislation that would authorize $858 billion in national defense funding and rescind the US military’s Covid vaccine mandate. The measure passed with wide bipartisan support with a tally of 350 to 80. Next stop, the US Senate.

BRITTNEY GRINER, FREE AT LAST: Our long national nightmare is finally over. The Biden administration orchestrated a prisoner swap with Russia. They released a petty drug smuggler heroic minority sportsball heroine; we gave them back their arms dealer. And remember that Marijuana (and derivative products) are still illegal under US federal laws, and in many US states. Meanwhile, Paul Whelan (who may or may not be a US, UK, Irish, or Canadian spy) continues to languish in a Russian prison.

NERVOUS JOURNO PEPPER-SPRAYS SELF, BLAMES RIGHT-WINGERS: I accidentally pepper-sprayed myself in the face. What’s worse is admitting I feel unsafe in Philadelphia.

OREGON SUPREME COURT SURPRISES: A new, strict gun law in Oregon remains on hold after the state’s high court said it would not grant an emergency motion to overturn a lower court’s ruling.

VIRGINIA GOVERNOR YOUNGKIN TO REFUND (SOME) COVID FINES: Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R) announced on Tuesday that he plans to reimburse individuals and businesses who paid fines for violating most state COVID-19 restrictions put in place by his Democratic predecessor.

POPULAR LIBERTY HANGOUT GOURMELTZ RAIDED: Virginia Alcohol and Beverage Control raided a Spotsylvania County restaurant Friday morning to execute a search warrant alleging the business has been selling alcohol without a license. This is a result of ongoing fallout from the COVID lockdowns. Please, Virginia peeps, and anyone passing through Fredericksburg, give them some business. (Disclaimer: Gourmeltz has hosted a Glibs meetup and I have spoken briefly with the owner.)

WOKE RESTAURANT REFUSES SERVICE TO SOCON GROUP: Richmond, VA. Metzger Bar and Butchery canceled a reservation for The Family Foundation, citing the group’s stance on abortion and LGBTQ+ rights. Which is totally a different thing than demanding that someone else bake a cake or design a website for a QUILTBAG wedding.

THE ORIGINS OF “GENDER” – AN ACTUAL PRO-PEDO ACADEMIC: John Money believed pedophilia was a harmless sexuality which, when practiced “properly,” led to the child suffering no harm. (This article is disturbing, particularly the Reimer case.)

NEW YORK TIMES JOURNOS STRIKE: I was going to link to the actual NYT article on this since the strikers are requesting that union supporters not access the NYT website during the strike period, but since NYT is paywalled you get NBC’S reporting on the strike.

FIRST US CURRENCY WITH WOMAN’S SIGNATURE ISSUED: Latest in the parade of female firsts comes Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen whose signature will grace the most inflated banknotes in our history. A stunning, brave triumph of form over substance. Hey, Jan, maybe you should actually work on the economy instead of your calligraphy. (This article is nauseating in its sycophancy.)

SHAKE IT, ASTROBOTIC, SHAKE IT: This article about vibration testing of the Peregrine lander inspired my musical link. The Peregrine is supposed to launch in early 2023 and will contain several payloads from both NASA and private companies, as well as a small rover from Carnegie Mellon University.