What a week!  I spent the last few days visiting an old client in the VOQ at beautiful Ft. Bragg, NC.  He announced his retirement from the Army, and invited me to the ceremony!


He was always thankful I helped him find his true self, and the red rockets.  He got the best way to send off a beaten old dog for being such a good boy.  Plus he always fixed the bed the morning after with nice, tight corners!  …Anyways

Meh. We all knew this was an uneven trade.

Those dolls always gave me the creeps.

If your looking to buy a car, wait about 6 months.  At that point the salesman will probably give you road head during the test drive to seal the deal.

Jesus tap dancing Christ.  How about no?

Good.  Soy is probably the third or fourth worst thing you could be eating.

Finally!

He stands in solidarity with his fellow communists.  Makes my job easy at least.