392 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    BDSM or Vax?

    • R.J.

      Why not both?
      “Vax me baby” is the new hotness.

      • R.J.

        Vaxidermy!

    • SDF-7

      So you’re wondering if the injecting squirrel is looking to bust a nut?

      • AlexinCT

        The world needs more nut busting!

    • mock-star

      I legit thought you were asking what killed Lisa Marie Presley.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Classified documents found in Biden’s Delaware garage next to his Corvette – this is the republican version of russiagate. booorinbg. who cares / ENB

    • AlexinCT

      I am loving how the people that dropped their pants and started stroking their privates in glee when that FBI raid was done and the propagandists told them THIS TIME, they REALLY had the orange monster good, with these secret docs are now suddenly all acting as if there is a difference between the Trump shitshow, or that of Biden. Yes, there is a difference. It seems a a good portion of the Biden docs were Secret Compartmentalized docs – meaning there was only ONE copy, held in a SKIF facility, and that the only way they are now in his garage or elsewhere, were illegally removed from the SKIF – and the Trump docs we were told were critical because of nuke secrets, were all made up shit.

      I guess they will now need another racket to go after Trump, or maybe the plan is to handicap grampa child sniffer so he doesn’t have the ability to run again.

      • Brochettaward

        I’d argue that Biden’s defense of he didn’t even know he had them or what they were, let alone where he put them is worse. Especially for a guy who vehemently claims to have the utmost appreciation for the significance of handling classified material. But that’s just me…

        The entire thing is pretty much bullshit. They *all* take classified shit when they leave office and records that they were supposed to turn over. Hillary mishandled classified material deliberately and the press ran cover and we got the excuse of no reasonable prosecutor. It’s all a big joke, but it’s all they had on Trump.

        No way the national archives didn’t know Biden had this shit, either.

      • Rat on a train

        SCIF – Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility

      • AlexinCT

        K – for Komunist.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      That’s not even her worst take this week:

      Republicans' obsession with the Hunter Biden laptop story is starting to feel a lot like Democrats antics with regard to Russian meddling in the 2016 election …https://t.co/z6UOdeSvsd— Elizabeth Nolan Brown (@ENBrown) January 12, 2023

      • AlexinCT

        Except the Russia shit is all made up…

      • juris imprudent

        And she believed every bit of it.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Sure, but should republicans really be upset that a true story was suppressed and influenced an election while a fake story was blasted constantly and influenced an election? Both going against them? Totally just an obsession.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, the issue here is that whether we have false stories being heralded as true criminality or true stories being suppressed and those bringing the information out being accused of lying and engaging in criminal behavior, these event ALWAYS seem to go in one way: to favor the deeps state & their team blue/team red lackies, and to hurt the people opposing the deep state and that cabal of criminals working to protect it and its agendas.

        It’s all by design and orchestrated gaslighting of people to keep them distracted and fighting each other so the crooks can finish looting the Titanic’s valuables before they sail off in the life boats and leave the rest of us to go down with the ship/

  3. UnCivilServant

    Criminal charges against Alec Baldwin in ‘Rust’ shooting could come this month

    Manslaughter. He did point the gun and pull the trigger without verifying for himself the state of the ammunition within.

    • Not Adahn

      Could, but won’t.

  4. Count Potato

    More Democrats identify as elephants though.

    • Nephilium

      “I’ve been a Republican my whole life, but even I think that we need increased gun control, a better safety net for our most unfortunate, and hate speech laws.”

      • Trigger Hippie

        Hands off my Medicare! Social Security is a sacred trust!

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — part of me still wonders if they just found elderly people who really didn’t understand how things work or if those were plants from the GOPe to discredit the Tea Party movement. It certainly worked, didn’t it?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Indeed. Foot meets can meets road.

      • juris imprudent

        Both the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street were incoherent – I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore moments. TP opened up some of the ground that Trump would end up covering.

      • SDF-7

        Tea Party was very must the initial wave of conservative “Washington is broken, corrupt and only serving the elites” stemming directly from W’s bailouts of the banks and Obama’s handling of GM and Obamacare. So yeah — of course after the GOPe made sure it neutered any candidates it managed to elect that sentiment kept building until it found an outlet in Trump.

        TL;DR — as many, many have said before… Trump is the symptom, not the cause.

      • juris imprudent

        Initial wave? Maybe we need a Thursday night viewing of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington? If there is one trope in American politics, that suckers both the left and the right, it is of the glorious and pure outsider riding into Washington to set things right!

      • The Last American Hero

        MR SMITH GO TO WASHINGTON AS OUTSIDER AND BECOME INSIDER.

        AND BY BECOME INSIDER, MEAN….

      • Pine_Tree

        No they’re not plants. They’re completely sincere.

        It’s just that they’re convinced of the mix of errors and lies they heard for decades – that the “bought into” SS or Medicare, or already paid for it, or something. I mean, they saw this $ pulled from their paychecks for years, so surely the stories about “just getting back what I paid in” must be true, right?

        Which I completely understand – even though they’re wrong.

      • wdalasio

        I don’t have a problem believing they were legit. The government has a massive propaganda machine specifically designed to give gullible people the impression that the money is indirectly theirs, a contractual obligation based on defined and reasonably objective rules. They send out little glossy personalized brochures to people detailing their future income. And a lot of people plan based on that lie.

      • Trigger Hippie

        “I regret to inform you that all your future SS contributions were paid out to the previous generation decades ago.”

      • juris imprudent

        “Pray we don’t alter the deal further.”

      • wdalasio

        Well, yeah, and in a just world, all of the people involved in implementing that Ponzi scheme would be spending many years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. But, maybe unsurprisingly, older generations do seem to have a misplaced trust in the system. “Well, they’re not getting arrested or anything . It must be on the up-and-up. Our government wouldn’t cheat us!”

      • Pine_Tree

        I’m afraid more of it is “Who wants to admit they got robbed? For years. By folks who were conning them. Who wants to admit they were fooled, and believed a pack of lies?”

        Well, nobody. Especially when they’re older, and there’s no way to recover any of the money or dignity. It’s far easier to comfort oneself by believing lies than to deal with those truths.

      • Fourscore

        As an beneficiary of the largesse and speaking for a lot of oldtimers that I know, it’s more like:

        “I don’t give a shit, I paid in.” And we’re willing to accept all the free stuff to make our own lives more comfortable, disregarding those who are actually paying for it or are going to pay for it in future generations. The future is not a bright one.

      • AlexinCT

        Agreed. I am paying in too. So I have no compunction getting what I can back out before it burns down. But yeah, there is a sadness for those that will be fucked over by this in the future.

      • Pine_Tree

        Oh and I’m not immune to the feeling. I’m POA for Mom. So I see SS come into her account at about the same time I see a bunch of it come out of my paycheck and the subjective part of me is like “well, fine, at least we’re getting it back”, even though I know the truth.

      • AlexinCT

        If you or I set up a system to do this we would be sent to jail for running a Ponzi scheme. Only our government can fuck people over like this.

      • juris imprudent

        That actually was the Tea Party.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Heh. Now that I think about it, you’re right. Saw a lot of crusty old farts in patriotic minuteman hats screaming about protecting entitlements during those rallies.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s populism baby!

      • robc

        No, because the original tea party was a Ron Paul fundraiser.

        The fake tea party took the name and ran with it.

  5. PieInTheSky

    More Americans identify as Republicans than Democrats – that is not what the fair elections show.

    • SDF-7

      I suspect more former Democrats are now openly “Socialists” or “Marxists” or “Communists” now. They’ve decided it is time to rip off that mask.

    • Not Adahn

      Even in NYS, Democrats are a minority party. R’s are a bigger minority, but still.

  6. PieInTheSky

    Only half of US women under 45 have children: CDC survey – what is the rush

    • R.J.

      What if half the women under 45 are also under 18?

      • PieInTheSky

        hmmm are they? How is woman defined in this contexet? I assumed only over 18 were counted

      • PieInTheSky

        The survey, published on Tuesday, covers the years 2015 through 2019, and found that in this time frame 52.1 percent of women between the ages of 15-44 had at least one biological child, while between 2011 and 2015, this number was 54.9 percent. – weird counting 15 year olds

      • R.J.

        15-18 years old you are counting a vast population that has very few kids. It would skew the survey. Which may be the desire of the authors.

      • Rat on a train

        Did they include men who claim to be women? That could also skew the results.

    • Grumbletarian

      Probably includes all the women with penises.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Those ovaries don’t last forever.

  7. Count Potato

    “Only half of US women under 45 have children: CDC survey”

    This is what happens when you kick Stephan Molecule of twitter. Now he’s back and eggs are $6 a dozen.

  8. PieInTheSky

    Florida’s DeSantis unveils prescription drug pricing and transparency reform bill

    A PBM is a third-party administrator of a prescription drug program that is primarily responsible for processing and paying prescription drug claims. – we don’t have such a thing in Romania as far as I know

  9. UnCivilServant

    In risk of public embarassment, I am going to commit this three day weekend to try to produce three items for Glibs:

    1: a short story. It is mostly complete, I have to write out a decent ending.
    2: a videogame review.
    3: an article whose contents I choose not to reveal at this time. It is within the scope of topics this site has covered before but not one I’ve written on.

    • PieInTheSky

      It is within the scope of topics this site has covered before but not one I’ve written on. – the Jews?

      • PieInTheSky

        escorts? whisky?

      • SDF-7

        Judge Nap drinking whiskey with JAP escorts who want rope bondage? Endless questions from an immortal vampire?

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘It is within the scope of topics this site has covered before but not one I’ve written on.’

      Rope bondage?

    • Not Adahn

      I took my handle from the very first article I was writing for this place. Which I never finished because it was a lot of work and I decided that nobody was interested in it anyway.

      A review of Torment: Tides of Numenara. It did have a tie-in, in that your character got their very own orphan that you could sell off, trade, kick out, or use as manual labor.

      • UnCivilServant

        In the early days of Glibs I did videogame reviews, but haven’t had anything I felt like reviewing in a while.

      • SDF-7

        To be fair — and I know Riven would disagree (probably later this very day), but there hasn’t been much all that exciting in the videogame world in the last few years as far as I’m concerned… so that’s no surprise.

        I am looking forward to whatever the mystery review is, though… just hoping it isn’t some annoying MP open world Arena lootbox fest game… because regardless of reviews, I’m never going to be into those. I really wish somebody would take something like World of Warships and give it a good but non-cheating AI for single player and figure out actually good mechanics for subs and carriers (I had to give it up with the sub reworks and “Tier XI SOOOPER! ships”… it was so obviously turning into a “you must constantly try to figure out how to keep a top-tier ship… and we’ll make sure we break the economy enough to get your $$$” game… I just want to cruise around in my USS Georgia and shoot things. Sigh.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t play multiplayer games, so I don’t review them.

        In fact, the game review isn’t meant to be a mystery, it’s Gotham Knights.

      • SDF-7

        I definitely look forward to it then. Enjoyed Arkham Asylum, mostly enjoyed Arkham City (I kept getting my ass handed to me in a Robin stealth mission in the DLC, iirc… plus the added emphasis on “do this timing crap perfectly!” isn’t what I played the games for). Own Arkham Origins but never actually played it… so Knights should conceptually be up my alley… Origins just made me more than a little gun shy, but open to a good review. Thanks in advance.

      • Nephilium

        Ubisoft (use our launcher forever!) just recently announced the cancellation of three games, a massive loss, and pushed back Skull and Bones again. I have the feeling the Ubisoft formula of open world + collectables + towers + graphics is no longer getting them the big bucks they expect. I know you’ve got issues with the Firaxis launcher, but honestly, Midnight Suns is the first PC game I’ve wanted to buy at full price in years.

        Hell, looking over the “most anticipated games” for this year, the only ones I’m really interested in are Breath of the Wild 2 (Switch), maybe Bloodlines 2 (after seeing if it’s as janky as the original), Starfield (after the reviews come out), and maybe STALKER 2.

      • UnCivilServant

        I will reserve judgement on Starfield until post release when people can tell me what order of magnitutde the Bethesda bugs are at (Are we talking Elder Scrolls 5, or Fallout 76?)

        I’m hoping Space Marine 2 is good, but since the developer of the original went out of business years ago, I have no way to tell. I have little hope for Rogue Trader, since Owlcat Games isn’t that good at balance or making things fun.

      • Timeloose

        I pick a game and only play that game. I’m up to my elbow in Elite Dangerous Odyssey. It is essentially a single payer game that you can share with the rest of the world. I do play with others, but it is my choice. Playing solo is a viable option that allows one to play within the same galaxy as others and affect and be affected by the actions of others.

        The variety in the game (which was designed by the same person as the original open world game Elite) is great.

        To make money, you can Mine asteroids, trade, bounty hunt, be a pirate, explore the galaxy, kill aliens, rescue and save others, etc
        You can create your own player group and take over systems or work within one of the major powers to fight for control of human space.

        I could go on, but the game is amazing. It has lots of flaws, there are some annoying grinds, but there is tons to do.

        The most amazing part for a space cadet like me is the visual appeal and amazing growth within the community.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-2vRhvMRRA

      • Nephilium

        Hence my comment about waiting until after the reviews come out. After they shat upon my beloved Fallout franchise three times, I don’t have a lot of faith in Bethesda. On the upside, it’s a new IP, so they’ve got that going for it.

        I also neglected to mention the new Fire Emblem game which is due out in a month or so. That one I’ve got my eyes on as well.

      • UnCivilServant

        new Fire Emblem game

        Got a link? I hadn’t heard abut that one.

      • Nephilium

        UCS:

        Fire Emblem Engage, due out next week (1/20).

      • UnCivilServant

        Thank you.

        And I should have realized the wrok proxy would block the site.

        Silly me.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, Amazon’s not blocked, so I can at least look at the product description. I’m torn between “Interesting premise” and “Nostalgia bait cash grab”

      • Trigger Hippie

        ‘I took my handle from the very first article I was writing for this place.’

        I stole mine from an old Morcheeba tune:

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E6_CZUbi-CM

      • slumbrew

        I always assumed as much.

        That’s a good album.

    • Drake

      A man’s reach should exceed his grasp.

    • Tonio

      Thanks, UCS.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t thank me yet, I haven’t delievered.

  10. juris imprudent

    They aren’t even thinking of charging Biden with the same offense as Trump, so that’s going to be a problem.

    • WTF

      And of course the “active investigation” by the special counsel will be used to shield Biden from a congressional investigation.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah, this guy doesn’t make me think the fix is in or anything….

      • Drake

        The question is – what “fix”?

        The one where Biden did nothing wrong. I doubt it because this story never would seen the light of day. The stuff is the garage in particular – who happened to find them in a house guarded by the Secret Service and why did they go running to the DOJ and press?

        Or the fix where Biden is blamed for this, inflation, the Ukraine… and sent on his way in favor of Kamala or Newsome?

      • The Other Kevin

        That’s the sticking point for me. All the documents were discovered by Biden’s “aides”. Why would they make any of this public? They could easily turn them in. It’s not like the FBI or National Archives would have made a big deal out of this.

      • AlexinCT

        Doing this allows them to coordinate with the media to program the usual lemmings. Remember these were found right before the last election, and they are not sharing this until now for a reason. I believe that they played out the impact/risk of not revealing this shit and then it coming out with republicans now running the house and their usual gang of liars out of those committees not being there to block for them, and it was absolutely devastating. Hence the release. now they can control the narrative, have a fake investigation, and hopefully salvage this racket against Trump. And if not, well, they can also use it to get rid of Joe if he doesn’t step aside as more and more of them want him to.

      • Brochettaward

        They got a guy who conspired to ruin Trump in 2016 to be part of their conspiracy to force out Biden.

      • juris imprudent

        How much was Trump’s admin actually shielded by the Mueller investigation?

      • WTF

        Because the rules are enforced exactly the same for Ds and Rs.

      • juris imprudent

        Well of course.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You mean like dramatic staged photos of the docs laid out in Bidens garage? Oh…never mind.

      • R C Dean

        My favorite part of that staged photo was the obviously empty file folders with the big scary “Top Secret” labels on them. I mean, if I worked around that stuff, I’d probably snag a few of those folders for souvenirs.

  11. SDF-7

    JPMorgan shutters website it paid $175 million for, accuses founder of inventing millions of accounts

    I think they should have done better due diligence, to be Frank. Caveat emptor.

    • AlexinCT

      Yeah, it seems that that cabal of crooks suddenly have either stopped or lost the ability to do the economic analysis due diligence of entities they were/are buying. Be it laziness, greed, or some other idiotic motivation, my suspicion is that most of these financial efforts are nothing but overinflated accounting house of cards these days. And because times are bad, a lot of them are ending up imploding (see FTX).

      Not a good place to be.

  12. AlexinCT

    Squirrels getting the clot shot on Friday the 13th? What’s next?

  13. juris imprudent

    Why the Democrats never say a word about dark money anymore.

    Secretive liberal dark-money groups spent hundreds of millions of dollars to boost Democrats’ 2022 midterm ground game, pushing the limits of election law while helping to reduce an expected red Republican wave to little more than a ripple.

    • SDF-7

      The system worked.

      • AlexinCT

        It is a dumb thing to have ever believed that democrats had any kind of problem with dark money, or any sort of money in politics, because what they had a problem with was anyone other than them taking advantage of that money.

        Team red’s old cadre was/is a bunch of country club idiots that figured they could skim a little off the top here and there. Team blue has ALWAYS been a full blown crime syndicate, willing to tell any and every lie, while engaging in every and any move to gain power, with the end goal of then shutting down the competition permanently while they looted everything of value, including the shit bolted to the floors, ceilings, or walls..

      • juris imprudent

        As RC pointed out in the dead-thread yesterday, I have a hard time finding large-scale criminal conspiracies in open places. So sure, the mafia, drug cartels – entities purely working outside the legal system, but anything that involves basically open access and has some (even weak) principles of transparency – not so much. Localized corruption, a la the big city Dem machines is understandable as well, but even they have limits.

        The ’20 election in PA, since it went to Biden, was of particular interest to me. It didn’t happen because of Philadelphia doing what Philadelphia does. The votes that delivered the state to Biden came outside Dem strongholds. For that to be the result of corruption requires too many players too spread out. Corruption works best when it is concentrated and everyone inside accepts it as the norm (as is at least plausible with DC, right). So what explains those results? The Time article, this one above – where money and influence was applied, and laws were bent more than broken. Now bending the law that way isn’t really acceptable to me – but it is different than blatantly breaking it.

        GL was chiding me for perhaps uncritically accepting undue Chinese (and therefore CCP by definition) influence at Penn. But really, every donor to every university is expressing some desire for a result from that donation. The CCP isn’t any different except that we don’t see any benign motives with them.

        I generally don’t like to see the right ape the tactics/strategies of the left – because I don’t like the left’s fundamental premises, even when their tactics/strategies work. Here is a case of the left aping the right in terms of how to employ dark money. And now that they’re good at it, they aren’t complaining about it. That is consistent with their fundamental premises and utter lack of principles.

  14. PieInTheSky

    ‘You found it offensive, we all found it funny’: Firm forced to take down billboard poke fun at ‘the offended’ in new advert

    ‘Just because someone finds something offensive doesn’t necessarily mean they’re right’

    https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/you-found-offensive-found-funny-25929620

    An artificial grass company forced to take down an ‘inappropriate’ billboard by the advertising watchdog has returned with a new poster poking fun at the ‘offended’.

    England is a shithole

    • AlexinCT

      More of this shit needs to happen, though. The only thing that gets the woke cadre butthurt the right way is that you humiliate and deligitimize them by shaming their idiocy.

    • Michael Malaise

      The biggest problem of both billboards is that they violated the KISS rule of advertising: Keep it simple, stupid.

      There’s too much going on. Just the line “Get laid by the best” with a logo and a number/url (want to show the lady, fine) would have worked better.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    One upside, at least, is that smaller banks can experiment with emerging technologies or new strategies without damaging the broader financial system if something goes wrong, said Sydney Menefee, a partner at accounting firm Crowe who oversaw midsize and community bank supervision at the OCC.

    “We need to avoid losses to depositors” and the FDIC’s backstop, she said in an interview. “But the system is set up for the traditional shareholder to take the loss. They get the upside, but they also get the downside.”

    Just take your money to a casino.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    3: an article whose contents I choose not to reveal at this time. It is within the scope of topics this site has covered before but not one I’ve written on.

    Land tax!

    • UnCivilServant

      If you don’t tack down your land properly, it will drift away. The process involves…

  17. Count Potato

    “Nearly all U.S. House Democrats voted against a resolution condemning attacks against anti-abortion facilities and churches. The vote came after a report was published showing violence escalated against churches and pro-life groups last year ahead of and after the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.

    The House passed the measure 222 to 219 Wednesday mostly along party lines. Three Democrats voted for it: Reps. Vicente Gonzalez of south Texas, Chrissy Houlahan of Pennsylvania and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington.

    The resolution “condemns recent attacks of vandalism, violence, and destruction against pro-life facilities, groups and churches” and “calls upon the Biden Administration to use all appropriate law enforcement authorities to uphold public safety and to protect the rights of pro-life facilities, groups, and churches.””

    https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/most-house-democrats-oppose-resolution-condemning-attacks-against

    Use law enforcement to uphold public safety? Sounds like fascist right-wing extremism.

    • WTF

      So the reasonable conclusion is that the Dems are fine with “recent attacks of vandalism, violence, and destruction against pro-life facilities, groups and churches”.
      Not that we didn’t already know.

    • Urthona

      To be fair, why bother passing a resolution condemning something? Do I give a shit? No.

      • Rebel Scum

        It’s also stupid to vote against. That of course assumes that Dems are against politically motivated violence, which apparently they are not despite what Brandon has said on the matter.

      • Michael Malaise

        This. it’s virtue signaling to a different audience.

  18. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles… The Vengeance of Khan ^W “Meh”….

    Daily Duotrigordle #317
    Guesses: 36/37
    Time: 05:59.28
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 354
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    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 354
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    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 354
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      Terrible.

      • rhywun

        I’ll see your terrible and raise you.

        Daily Quordle 354
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    • Cowboy

      Daily Quordle 354
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    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 354
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      Lineage.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    They aren’t even thinking of charging Biden with the same offense as Trump, so that’s going to be a problem.

    He’ll just plead non compos mentis, anyway.

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s all very convenient for the Dems to have their cake and eat it too.

    • WTF

      People need to remember what the “U” stands for in “UFO”. It’s “unidentified”, not “alien”.

      • Nephilium

        So… you’re saying it’s aliens?

      • WTF
  20. Scruffy Nerfherder

    This is the type of research that should have been going on from the beginning, but I’m still going to wait for long term safety data.

    https://hub.jhu.edu/2023/01/12/nasal-spray-prevents-spread-covid-flu/

    “Our plan is that this would be administered as a nasal or oral spray, allowing it to be suspended in the lungs or settle on the surface of airways and lungs. When a person breathes in the COVID-19 virus, the virus will be fooled into binding to the decoy receptor and not the ACE2 receptors on cells,” Cui said.

    And because the filaments attract SARS-CoV-2’s characteristic spike protein, it should work equally well on any current or future variants, the researchers predict.

    The team tested its design in mouse models and found their filament not only was present in the rodents’ lungs up to 24 hours later, but also elicited no obvious damage to lungs structures or inflammation, suggesting that fACE2 may be retained in the lungs for a period of time, and is safe.

    • PieInTheSky

      IN MICE but could have potential

    • MikeS

      no obvious damage

      Modern science tells us that practically anything and everything we may ever breathe that isn’t pure air will give us cancer. Yeah, I want to see long term data on what these “filaments” do.

  21. AlexinCT

    Only half of US women under 45 have children: CDC survey

    Having dates some of these women that are out of their prime and childless, I can tell you I am pretty sure that the reason why is that no man wanted to take the risk of having to remain in contact with them and their lunacy because of financial obligations towards a child.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Some bullshit poll says something.

    • MikeS

      I just took a poll and 100% of respondents agreed with you. 34% disagreed.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    The ’20 election in PA, since it went to Biden, was of particular interest to me. It didn’t happen because of Philadelphia doing what Philadelphia does. The votes that delivered the state to Biden came outside Dem strongholds.

    Courtesy of voters who identify as independents but would rather be boiled in oil than vote for a Republican. Voting for anybody-but-President-Cartoon-Villain was their sacred duty, and they turned out in force.

    • juris imprudent

      There are lots of people still suffering from TDS. I guess we all thought they’d just seethe and not vote.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, having this guy live rent free in their heads sure makes me wonder if there are medical reasons to disqualify them from engaging in the adult world.

    • PieInTheSky

      Most of this chicks do various clothes on youtube. strangely, this one also seems to do knife reviews. Pandering to toxic masculinity if you ask me. Should be banned.

      CJRB Pyrite Review and Giveaway Announcement

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY2Zz2XRU-M

  24. MikeS

    AP headline I just saw:

    “Biden political future clouded by classified document probe”

    Sounds like the Journolist has been notified of Biden’s impending political demise.

    • PieInTheSky

      what political future can a senile old man have anyway?

      • MikeS

        Well, yeah, that’s the question they should have been asking three years ago.

      • juris imprudent

        The answer then was one-term return to normalcy. Not that it has worked out like that at all.

    • UnCivilServant

      In a sane world, it would be “Biden political future clouded by Joe’s clouded mind.”

      In a just world it would be “Biden defense team requests hearing to claim client is unfit to stand trial due to dementia”

      • rhywun

        Or “Biden political future clouded by gigantic piles of massively unconstitutional and arguably treasonous actions”.

      • juris imprudent

        And so, we get President Harris. Not much of a bargain even for just 2 years.

      • AlexinCT

        Things need to get a lot worse before enough of the people are forced to accept this marxist based evil should be abandoned and fought against. I welcome that hag speeding things up.

      • AlexinCT

        Brilliance…..

    • Drake

      A good Kremlinologist would notice that they just turned on Biden and his days are numbered.

      • MikeS

        Yup. And god help us all for what comes next.

      • Drake

        ☝️

    • Michael Malaise

      “Useful idiot now just idiot.”

      • rhywun

        Someone give that guy a show after the network news.

      • AlexinCT

        Agreed. We need these people telling us all that what we need to fix things is to set a new body count record in the pursuit of fantasy world.

      • PieInTheSky

        Music producer, songwriter, Artist, ☭ CPUSA

      • Rebel Scum

        Nothing screams freedom like the slavery of communism.

        Combat all forms of revisionism.

        Says the ideology characterized by revisionism.

    • Brochettaward

      I am a Political Advocate, Marxist-Leninist-Maoist.
      Im currently learning German
      Studying Islam
      Am a tranny 😛

      So much to unpack here.

      • UnCivilServant

        An honest line item 3 would reveal that a great many adherents of Islam would kill said person for being a tranny, and for advocating a political system other than Sharia.

        What are they odds that the studies into Islam are going to be honest though?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or that commies were happy to use deviancy as an excuse to punish.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Not really, they’re just batshit crazy.

      • AlexinCT

        Crazy and idiotic shit attracts the crazy idiots..

        Or is it the other way around?

      • juris imprudent

        Jeez I think it’s pretty concise.

        Could not possibly be a more fucked up human

      • rhywun

        “Tranny” is wrong-speech now. I hope someone is correcting xer there.

  25. Count Potato

    “Kanye West is ‘MARRIED!’ Musician ‘ties the knot with Yeezy designer in private ceremony’ two months after Kim divorce – and his new bride is the spitting image of his ex-wife!”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11631267/Kanye-West-marries-Yeezy-designer-two-months-Kim-Kardashian-divorce.html

    “Who is Kanye West’s new ‘wife’ Bianca Censori? Yeezy designer is Kim Kardashian lookalike and inspiration behind rapper’s song about not having sex before marriage”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11631345/Who-Kanye-Wests-new-wife-Bianca-Censori-Yeezy-designer-Kim-Kardashian-lookalike.html

    • PieInTheSky

      the new model looks a little less fake in the face, though not in the tits

    • Drake

      He married the Harry Potter kid from Slytherin?

    • The Other Kevin

      Money is wasted on the rich.

  26. Rebel Scum

    Grab that coffee

    Of course.

    wave to that co-worker

    Meh.

  27. PieInTheSky

    Opinion: Macron is dragging France’s retirement age out of the 17th century

    https://edition.cnn.com/2023/01/11/opinions/macron-france-raise-retirement-age-andelman/index.html

    ” On Tuesday, the French government announced plans to raise the official retirement age from 62 to 64 to qualify for a full pension.

    But there are special exemptions dating back to the time of Louis XIV. After performing on the stage for 10 years, actors of the Comédie Française – the classical French theater founded by the great playwright Molière – are entitled to claim a lifetime pension. This dates to the company’s creation in 1680.

    Dancers in the Paris Opera can retire with full pension at the age of 42, a custom that dates to 1689, as Louis XIV was anxious to establish an opera and ballet company that would be the envy of Europe. Stagehands at both companies can still take their retirement at 57. Then there are train conductors who can bow out at age 52.

    In all, there are at least 42 different pension schemes, most of them cemented into law during the chaotic period at the end of the Second World War. And there is still a cacophony of eight trade union federations – more than in Germany, Italy and Britain combined. Now, Macron is proposing to do away with all the special deals for everyone from subway motormen to tellers in the Banque de France. ”

    One the one hand dancing is physically taxing. On the other the female dancers can always start an only fans to get extra cash.

    • UnCivilServant

      Shouldn’t those Royal Pensions have ended when the head-chopping began?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    I’m beginning to think driving a stake through it might not be the worst idea ever

    Former Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio and four lieutenants led a coordinated attack on “the heart of our democracy” in a desperate attempt to keep Donald Trump in the White House, a federal prosecutor said Thursday at the start of their seditious conspiracy trial.

    Jurors heard attorneys’ opening statements for the trial more than two years after members of the far-right extremist group joined a pro-Trump mob in storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

    Assistant U.S. Attorney Jason McCullough said the Proud Boys knew that Trump’s hopes for a second term in office were quickly fading as Jan. 6 approached. So the group leaders assembled a “fighting force” to stop the transfer of presidential power to Joe Biden, McCullough said. Tarrio saw a Biden presidency as a “threat to the Proud Boys’ existence,” the prosecutor said.

    Anything which reminds our overlords that they serve at the sufferance of the people can’t be all bad. They should feel a bit of real terror once in a while.

    • Raven Nation

      So maybe, “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

    • Rebel Scum

      led a coordinated attack on

      If megaphones and flags nearly brought down the government imagine what you could do with, um, other items.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Narcissistic assholes.

      I hate hippies

      • Michael Malaise

        If you haven’t seen Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, you’ll love the ending.

    • MikeS

      Goddam hippies!!

  29. Rebel Scum

    And to think he was trying to pun.

    Joe Biden may have Tweeted out a picture of the classified documents “securely” stored in his garage beside his corvette.

  30. Rebel Scum

    So is this the plan to oust Biden and take down Trump or just to appear fair?

    Yes.

    • Urthona

      Maybe it’s as simple as a Republican House was going to uncover some shit and this gets control of the news cycle.

      • Rebel Scum

        Plus “ongoing investigation” keeps it away from the R controlled house. Maybe.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ah separation of powers is cool again I see!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The first reply is exactly correct with one caveat, most of the new priests don’t understand the language either, they just pretend to.

      • Drake

        Just chant the words of power.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Klaatu Barada Covfefe!!!

      • Nephilium

        It’s a C word… definitely a C word.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        Word salad cultism.

    • Brochettaward

      THE HOMONATIONALISTS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL

      • AlexinCT

        But did they make the frogs gay?

    • Rebel Scum

      Buzzword bingo.

    • rhywun

      I skimmed it once and yeah I don’t understand it but I did get a good laugh out of it.

  31. Rebel Scum

    Those dastardly Republicans.

    “My response to it all is that alleged classified documents showing up allegedly in the possession of Joseph Biden, you know, I mean, there’s so much that needs to be investigated,” he said. “And that’s, that’s what I called for is for everything to be investigated, but I’m suspicious of the timing of it.”

    “I’m also aware of the fact that things can be planted on people, places and things can be planted, things can be planted in places and then discovered conveniently, that may be what has occurred here,” he claimed. “I’m not ruling that out.”

    “But I don’t, I’m open in terms of the investigation needs to be investigated,” he added.

    Investigate the investigation for the purpose of investigation.

    • juris imprudent

      And the left thinks MTG is stupid and deranged.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        In Hank’s defense, he suffered a brain injury when Guam tipped over.

      • juris imprudent

        This is such a perfect example of just how stupid real voters are. This man isn’t getting re-elected because the system is corrupt – the assholes in that district keep sending him back.

        Yay fucking democracy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I doubt 10% of the voters in his district even know that happened.

        Our much 4th estate just doesn’t seem to want to bring those sorts of things up, even on local levels.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That admiral had great discipline to not get up and just walk out.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Do you have to say allegedly when uh…they said what they were?

      • Nephilium

        Allegedly, he alleged that Joe allegedly planted the alleged documents in the alleged garage and alleged office.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I allegedly forgot, thanks for allegedly reminding me of the allegations.

    • UnCivilServant

      Twitter isn’t working from work (It’s hit and miss) so I’m going to take a wild guess – it’s an image of bare skin.

      • PieInTheSky

        bingo

      • Drake

        The best sort of tattoo on a woman.

    • R.J.

      Ackshually, that’s a Romulan bird of prey tattoo.

      *retapes glasses

      • UnCivilServant

        You’re being silly, that’s clearly the Pegasus.

      • The Last American Hero

        Wrong again, the Defiant.

    • Ownbestenemy

      What a good dog! Speaking of dogs. With my oldest here, our dog is acting like his lost human finally came home. They bonded years ago and it is special to see that lasting love from your dog to your little boy

      • MikeS

        That’s so sweet. Fun to witness, I’m sure.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Stupid hysterical Republicans, with their dopey culture war

    At this point, I could repeat that no one’s coming to take your gas stove. I could point out a few facts in favor of the poor, maligned electric stovetop. While gas stoves offer more precise temperature control than their electric counterparts, they waste more energy and pose a far bigger danger to the planet and public health — especially children’s health — than we knew even 10 years ago. They leak methane, a potent greenhouse gas, even when not in use. A new study estimated that gas stoves are responsible for 1 in 8 cases of childhood asthma; another paper from 2013 found children in homes with gas stoves are 42% more likely to develop asthma. The industry recommends proper ventilation to reduce these risks, but in most households with gas ranges, the hood vent either circulates the pollutants right back into the kitchen or the hood doesn’t exist at all. (And in many cases, reconfiguring houses to fix that would be even more invasive than replacing the stove.)

    But, to twist a favorite right-wing phrase, this was never about facts; this was about feelings. Just over 30 years ago, the Clean Energy Act was easily renewed on bipartisan lines. Since then, the environment has become part of the culture wars. It’s telling that this split happened concurrently with the rise in conservative talk media, with its endless appetite for scare stories of government regulators out to get innocent, hardworking Americans.

    Now, “gas stoves” can be added to a long list of items that conservatives have declared sacred Americana in the face of proposed, or merely rumored, regulation. Remember Donald Trump’s rants about water pressure in showerheads and low-flow toilets? Remember howls from the right that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wanted to ban hamburgers? Remember GOP fury about more efficient lightbulbs?

    The good news is that conservatives are only burning themselves. The cause of the gas stove is hardly populist, when gas is more common in cities, blue states and wealthier households. And more broadly, while decades of fearmongering have helped fill conservative airwaves, there’s no evidence these fusses move any votes. Republicans can cook up whatever outrage du jour they want. Americans won’t be eating it up.

    “Nobody’s coming to take away your guns stoves. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have common sense stove safety laws.”

    Republicans freak out at the silliest things. not like us Democrats, with our sciencetism and logicality.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Waste more energy? Someone should take a basic course in electronics to know what it takes to heat up an element (basically a resistor) and maintain that heat.

    • MikeS

      This reporter should head out to flyover country to witness all the propane tanks in rural backyards hooked up to propane stoves in the kitchen.

      • Drake

        This. Get 30 miles out of a city and the tanks are ubiquitous. In fancy x-urb neighborhoods they are buried, which looks nice but can be a pain in the ass.

        “gas is more common in cities, blue states and wealthier household”

        Says the guy who has never set foot in a red state.

    • Brochettaward

      No one is coming for you gas stove…except in the states where they’ve already taken steps to do exactly that.

      Republicans pounce stories never get old.

      • Nephilium

        That’s just common sense stove control

      • rhywun

        At this point, I could repeat that no one’s coming to take your gas stove.

        And then xe writes a bunch of paragraphs making it perfectly obvious that that is exactly what they are going to do.

        Never change, MSNBC.

      • robc

        NY state has already tried to come for gas stoves, so saying that is just ignorance.

      • Nephilium

        And Berkley, and I think California as a whole.

      • WTF

        NY state has already tried to come for gas stoves, so saying that is just ignorance a lie.

        FTFY

    • Ownbestenemy

      “And in many cases, reconfiguring houses to fix that would be even more invasive than replacing the stove.”

      Tell me you don’t understand things without telling me.

      • Michael Malaise

        You can just plug electric stoves into any old wall outlet, it is known.

    • Rebel Scum

      I could repeat that no one’s coming to take your gas stove

      The term “ban” was used, so…

      they waste more energy and pose a far bigger danger to the planet and public health

      Assumes facts not in evidence.

      especially children’s health

      “Think of the children” is how you know someone is a dishonest cunte.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Studies that suggest are more relevant than studies that confirm. May cause asthma is deadlier than provable increase in house fires.

    • The Other Kevin

      This has nothing to to with safety, and everything to do with getting rid of all fossil fuels.

      • rhywun

        We just have to starve a few eggs to death to get there.

    • Count Potato

      “The industry recommends proper ventilation to reduce these risks, but in most households with gas ranges, the hood vent either circulates the pollutants right back into the kitchen or the hood doesn’t exist at all. (And in many cases, reconfiguring houses to fix that would be even more invasive than replacing the stove.)”

      Bullshit.

      • R C Dean

        Retrofitting a kitchen fan to vent outside is not that difficult, unless your stove is on an inside wall and your house is multi-story.

      • kinnath

        Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.

      • Nephilium

        When did you see my kitchen?

      • Michael Malaise

        Mine even makes noise when it’s windy outside.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hey James, go fuck yourself. We’re not trying to gin up political support for one party or another. We’re telling you that we’re willing to shoot assholes like you if you continue to fuck with us.

      And we’re really sorry your mom was a low-rent Irish alcoholic whore.

      https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.suQfH7i18Tluavz_4BnlGgHaHa

      • rhywun

        Gah!

      • juris imprudent

        And once again, I should’ve scrolled…

      • Brochettaward

        He looks like the product of backwoods incest.

    • B.P.

      In the last few days I have learned that gas stoves cause asthma in poor and minority children. I have also learned that gas stoves are the domain of the rich. There must be more monocle-polishing Glibs with hordes of orphans in their kitchens than I imagined.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Slides industrial door closed……no why do you ask?

      • Michael Malaise

        Wait unti you see my Sub Zero walk-in orphan cooling unit!

  33. Rebel Scum

    Jfc…

    The Girl Guides of Canada has renamed its Brownies branch after current and former members said the name caused them harm and prevented or delayed their decision to join.

    Embers — the new branch name for 7- and 8-year-olds announced on Wednesday — signifies “potential that’s just waiting to be unleashed.”

    Jill Zelmanovits, the GGC’s chief executive, said both girl and adult members have been open to the name change, which was made with their input beginning in November 2022. Members voted on the two finalists — the other was Comets — and Embers won “overwhelmingly.” …

    “This wasn’t just about a name or its origin. This was about the fact that girls experienced racism and felt that they weren’t welcome in Girl Guides,” Zelmanovits said in a news release.

    If you hear “Brownies” and think it’s derogatory towards brown people the problem is with you.

    • Rebel Scum

      The Girl Scouts of the USA also has a Brownies membership level, which is for girls in second and third grades, or about 7 to 9 years old. In a statement to NPR, a GSUSA spokesperson said the organization is “currently evaluating all aspects of our program to ensure alignment” with its pledge to become an anti-racist organization but did not say specifically whether it is considering a similar name change.

      Seems to me that means explicitly racist.

      The century-old name “Brownies” came from English folklore and refers to fairies that aid, unseen, in household chores.

      IOW nothing to do with skin pigment.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well it’s colonialism so racist…

      • juris imprudent

        No shit… English folklore! How much more white supremacist can you get?

    • Brochettaward

      The ship has long since passed where anything that could even remotely be related to race, even if it wouldn’t be derogatory in anyway, is considered racist.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Embers — the new branch name for 7- and 8-year-olds announced on Wednesday — signifies “potential that’s just waiting to be unleashed.”

      Seems to me to be symbolic of a dying fire.

      • Count Potato

        Wait until they find out that charcoal is an Italian and Spanish slur for black people.

  34. PieInTheSky

    The triumph of ‘asymmetrical multiculturalism’
    Sometimes it’s better to be the far-group than the out-group

    https://edwest.substack.com/p/the-triumph-of-asymmetrical-multiculturalism

    ‘The eager Anglo-Saxon who goes to a vivid American university to-day [finds] his true friends not among his own race but among the acclimatized German or Austrian, the acclimatized Jew, the acclimatized Scandinavian or Italian. In them he finds the cosmopolitan note. In these youths, foreign-born or the children of foreign-born parents, he is likely to find many of his old inbred morbid problems washed away. These friends are oblivious to the repressions of that tight little society in which he so provincially grew up.’

    So wrote the Greenwich Village intellectual Randolph Bourne in a groundbreaking article for The Atlantic magazine in July 1916. Bourne was a core part of the liberal Progressive movement of the 1910s, a group which was to have a far-reaching influence on the western, especially English-speaking world. Most importantly, they were to help influence what is now termed ‘asymmetrical multiculturalism’, the system by which modern democracies manage their increasingly diverse population — a system filled with contradictions and inconsistencies.

    Bourne’s desire to see the majority slough off its poisoned heritage while minorities retained theirs blossomed into an ideology that slowly grew in popularity.

    While in the 19th century the West’s intellectual leaders had often expressed their moral and intellectual superiority over the lesser races, by the 1920s the intelligentsia were more concerned with superiority over their own people, the less educated and sophisticated lumpen middle Americans they often despised.

    Late last year I wrote about the tragedy of Telford, a town in the English midlands where huge numbers of young girls had been sexually abused. Telford, along with Rotherham in South Yorkshire, had become synonymous with this form of sexual abuse, mostly committed by men of Kashmiri origin against girls who were poor, white and English. 

    Had the races of the perpetrators and victims been reversed, this tragedy would almost certainly be the subject of countless documentaries, plays, films and even official days of commemoration. But it wouldn’t have come to that, because the authorities would have intervened earlier, and more journalists would have been on the case.

    • juris imprudent

      You can’t have acclimatized in an era of Climate Change! Besides, assimilation is the devil.

    • Fourscore

      Thanks, Jimbo. I can relate, though I have no great grandchildren. Some day I may tell you a story.

    • R C Dean

      I think I can hear his knees cracking and popping when he picks up the little one.

    • juris imprudent

      Ray of sunshine if you don’t read why he hadn’t seen them. Grrr.

    • Tundra

      Beautiful.

      Thanks, Holiness.

  35. Not Adahn

    Whycome nobody mentioned SF was ex-Prince Harry’s ghostwriter?

    My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive… and borderline traumatized. The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan. I’d been trying some home remedies, including one recommended by a friend. She’d urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream.
    My mum used that on her lips.

    You want me to put that on my todger?

    It works, Harry. Trust me.

    I found a tube… and the minute I opened it the smell transported me through time I felt as if my mother was right there in the room… And I took a smidge and applied it down there.

    • Brochettaward

      Harry has serious Mommy issues. I’m surprised he didn’t look to marry a doppelganger of her.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m surprised that made it past the editors, but I’m quite pleased by it.

      • Not Adahn

        Now I know what to get if I want to simulate a BJ by Lady Di.

      • Gustave Lytton

        She always seemed kind of cold, but I had no idea she was an actual no shit ice queen.

      • Michael Malaise

        Well, a lot of reviews of the book call it boring, so the editors were probably like” We need SOMETHING. ANYTHING”

  36. The Late P Brooks

    There are lots of people still suffering from TDS. I guess we all thought they’d just seethe and not vote.

    De-Trumpification of America is serious business. They will not rest while mega-MAGA collaborators roam free.

    Doin’ right ain’t got no end.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive… and borderline traumatized. The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan. I’d been trying some home remedies, including one recommended by a friend. She’d urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream.
    My mum used that on her lips.

    I had a friend whose standard recommendation was “Soak it in cider.”

    At least that’s what it sounded like he was saying.

    • AlexinCT

      I saw a movie where the solution was to fuck an apple pie… Things went wrong when his dad walked in however.

    • R C Dean

      I’m still trying to figure out how your cock gets frostbite. Seems like it would be well down the list of appendages that would happen to.

      • Sensei

        Not reading any of this crap, but he was a pilot.

        Possibly while flying?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Rubbing it on a metal flagpole, like in XXXmas Story?

  38. robc

    Woohoo…Tuesday at 7 slot.

    Sorry for ruining your Tuesday evening next week.

    • Brochettaward

      If you play your cards right,robc, I may just bless your article with a First.

      How much is it worth to ya?

  39. Rebel Scum

    Those dastardly Republicans.

    “Just as we’re this close to getting [Trump], somehow these documents appear.” – Joy Behar
    The View suggests Republicans PLANTED the confidential documents in Biden’s garage and think tank!
    “Does it feel like the Republicans are behind it?” – Sunny Hostin

    This really isn’t difficult. Your own Team is trying to get rid of Biden while maintaining the facade of equality under the law.

    • AlexinCT

      Just when I can’t think less of this idiot’s mental faculties, she goes and tells me to hold her beer…

      • Ownbestenemy

        I mean…there were suggestions that the fbi planted on Trump too…both sides devolved on this issue

      • AlexinCT

        The difference there was that the FBI knew about the Trump docs and then raided his home AFTER coming to an agreement w/ the Trump lawyers that said all was well if the files were secured. In this case there have been no raids. More importantly, the FBI leadership helped rig an election to put this asshole in the WH, so I am pretty sure they have far easier ways of taking him down (and especially without compromising their current desperate Hail Mary to finally get Trump to not be allowed to run) if they needed to (Hunter laptop comes to mind).

      • juris imprudent

        Even better, Trump’s search warrant was predicated on violation of the Espionage Act. That’s obscene in and of itself.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yes it is. Very much so and the only pathway they had as you’ve pointed out in regards to the EOs

        Hence why the FBI most likely leaked to press about nuclear secrets! Helps deflect any real questions on why they are applying the Espionage Act.

      • juris imprudent

        Wasn’t it Einstein that said genius has its limits but stupid is boundless?

      • PieInTheSky

        This feel like one of those sayings that is attributed to many people

    • Trigger Hippie

      Funny how quickly voicing unsubstantiated conspiracy theories became perfectly acceptable again.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Embers — the new branch name for 7- and 8-year-olds announced on Wednesday — signifies “potential that’s just waiting to be unleashed.”

    I hope nobody tells them what wood smoke does to children’s developing lungs. Asthma, cancer, you name it.

    • Timeloose

      “What Does And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor!”

  41. UnCivilServant

    Trying to walk a windows guy through basic unix commands is painful.

    The only one he got without trouble was ‘cd’.

  42. Penguin

    Great song choice. Second album I ever bought.

    • Michael Malaise

      So was he actually doing 36 in the 15 zone? The speed gun guy needs to stand AFTER the sign and take the speed. The reversing in the road was bullshit, though.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Made up word is made up

    Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is banning the term “Latinx” from state documents, according to an executive order she announced Tuesday.

    “Ethnically insensitive and pejorative language has no place in official government documents or government employee titles,” she said.

    Several adjectives and nouns in Spanish end in “o” and “a” to signify feminine and masculine. Latinx is a term coined by academics and activists that replaces “Latino” and “Latina” to include those who identify as non-binary.

    Good golly, insisting on proper language is racist as all get-out.

    • rhywun

      And last I checked, language is not imposed by “academics and activists” in a free country.

      Thanks for the clarification, NPR.

      • Brochettaward

        1. t’s already been established that precious few actual Hispanics employ those terms.
        2. I would bet my life that the people who first coined the terms were white academics
        3. It takes a massive amount of arrogance regardless of their race to think that they can reverse the culture of a people and its linguistic tradition. I guess it doesn’t differ too much from their usual word games, though most of those target whites and not a supposedly oppressed minority.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, Latinx is a term invented by privileged white people (those academics and activists) and is an excellent example of cultural imperialism.

        I will never pronounce it any other way than La-tinks.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or go full redneck stereotype and pronounce la-tex?

      • AlexinCT

        There is no Hispanics culture. That’s a liberal academic construct and a dumb one that really pisses off people that are native Spanish speaking from Central & South America or the Caribbean..

        There are Argentinians, Chileans. Peruvians, Bolivians, Uruguayans, Venezuelans, Colombians, Paraguayans, Ecuadorians, Costa Ricans, Guatemalans, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, Mexicans, Nicaraguans, Panamanians, and Cubans. Brazilians, The people of Surinam or either of the Guyanas, and the Spaniards all not consider themselves part of that made up Latin umbrella.

        I dismiss anyone pretending there is a Hispanic or Latin culture as someone that got that bullshit from brainwashing.

        The same logic applies to Middle Eastern, South East Asian, African, and European nations. But the world we live in is a bunch of marxists trying to stick us into buckets they can pit against each other for gain.

      • Ownbestenemy

        What about my Anglo-Saxon, Norse, most likely Pict culture!

      • UnCivilServant

        Fuck the Picts, they lost to us Irish of all people.

      • AlexinCT

        As long as you are not talking about the Nose Picts…

      • cyto

        I will say, having dated in south Florida, there are definitely similarities. Lots of family events in the Cuban, Columbian, Argentinian, Puerto-Rican and Costa-Rican communities. I can’t personally speak to the rest, but I dated women from those countries and within 2 dates I was having dinner with the entire extended family at a huge weekend barbecue. It is definitely a latin-hispanic thing.

        And Columbian women…. just damn. Shakira is kinda typical in flamboyance and hotness, and somewhat below average in raw beauty, in my experience.

    • Count Potato

      “Several adjectives and nouns in Spanish end in “o” and “a” to signify feminine and masculine.”

      Several?!

      “Latinx is a term coined by academics and activists that replaces “Latino” and “Latina” to include those who identify as non-binary.”

      Academics and activists who don’t understand Spanish. “Latino” already includes “no binario”, which is also masculine.

      • UnCivilServant

        Obey the Language Mandate, pleb.

      • AlexinCT

        Oh they understand Spanish quite well. Spanish is a language that clearly is gendered into 2 genders. That’s a huge problem for the marixsts cultists trying to destroy biology.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Are they going for Spanish because they feel those cultures are more open to their Marxist ideals? Why not Arabic or French

      • UnCivilServant

        I think it’s more “hey, there’s a whole bunch of spanish speakers really close by” than anything else.

      • Count Potato

        Probably just because it’s a common language here. It wouldn’t surprise me if leftists were pulling the same shit with French in Quebec.

  44. dbleagle

    I am back from my Euroland trip! I have a couple of articles circulating in the brain housing group.

    Now I just need to switch my body back 12 times zones.

  45. Rebel Scum

    I think Dems are cynical and insane enough to install Her Shrillness or even Her Wookieness after they depose Brandon.

    • juris imprudent
    • AlexinCT

      The ladies are wired to want security. Basic instincts. Young men, unless they are born into royalty, traditionally lacked the ability to offer that security because they lacked resources.

      • The Last American Hero

        And it takes time to develop sweet skills.

    • Trigger Hippie

      “Scientists discover shocking revelation that women prefer to procreate with men with the experience and security to successfully raise the children to adulthood while men prefer to procreate with women who have the longest range of fertility. Evolutionary biologists remain dumbfounded.”

      • AlexinCT

        Well, if you can’t define what a woman is, this shit would completely baffle you because it is common sense…

      • juris imprudent

        I’m not sure how, but I know OPPRESSION is important!

      • robc

        You can take out prefer. It may not be a preference. Its just that the kids most likely to survive and provide this evidence are those that meet those conditions.

    • robc

      My interpretation: The older you are, the more mutations your kid has, therefore, the more likely to be a superhero.

    • Bob Boberson

      My wife (12 years younger) and I were discussing this the other day. Our age difference would be considered the norm throughout most of human history. It wasn’t until we applied the Prussian age grade educational system that marrying within a year or two of you own age became the cultural norm. The age gap makes sense in many ways. She gets the financial security, I get access to reproductive viability much later into life. Neither of us has to struggle through a decade of being dirt poor (until our elites make us so anyway) like my parents did.

    • AlexinCT

      Obesity is not a good thing. Getting chubby in your old age however is not as bad as starting off as a kid. The health impact there is telling.

      • The Last American Hero

        And judging by the pics, it worked.

  46. cyto

    Accidental Theology, 2023 version.

    Wednesday nights I have a group of about 80 elementary school kids that I lead. This week I had a kid in my small group who is relatively new and seemed a little disconnected.

    So I plop down next to him and engage with him as one of the moms runs through the story of Jesus getting left behind at the temple when he was a kid.

    The kid seems a bit uncomfortable, and after some chatting he tells me that he doesn’t know any of the Bible stuff because he hasn’t really been to church before. (We do a lot of interactivity with questions and rewards).

    Suddenly it hit me. This story is exactly like home alone!

    So I ask if he has seen home alone. He loves that movie. So we laugh about how Jesus and the priests is different from Kevin and the criminals.

    “Jesus didn’t hit anyone in the face with a paint can”

    We agreed that both the McAllisters and Joseph and Mary exhibited pretty terrible parenting. He didn’t think Jesus would do the blow torch thing either.

    We played along with the trivia game at the end and he was quite proud to get all but 1 right. Next time he will consider getting on stage for the trivia game.

    So.. a pretty good night. Kid is now fully connected and feels like part of the group…. and I have a new angle to study. Louis Giglio has the Gospel According to Krispy Kreme and I am going to find the Gospel According to Kevin McAllister in there somewhere.

    Also…. who leaves town on foot and forgets their 12 year old kid? That seems like a really tough task.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sweet story. All it takes is one moment.

    • kinnath

      who leaves town on foot and forgets their 12 year old kid?

      The movie needed to happen.

      • cyto

        But won’t it be hard for them to find their kid??

    • Tundra

      Now THAT’S a ray of sunshine.

      Good on ya, cyto!

    • robc

      They thought he was hanging out with his tween cousins or whatever. They weren’t helicopter parents. So good on them.

      Our pastor was talking about this recently, his take was Joseph thinking “Oh no, I lost the son of God!”

      • Tundra

        LOL. He was probably more afraid of his wife than God!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lol…”hey babe…you know that miraculous baby you had? I uh…I’ll be back in a few days”

      • cyto

        Probably?

        Take your wife and add on a mission from God delivered by actual, in-person angels.

        Oof.

      • Michael Malaise

        Maybe they thought “He’s Jesus. He’s got this.”

    • The Last American Hero

      They likely traveled in a large caravan, and 12 year olds of 2000 years ago were more mature than 12 year olds of today, working jobs and getting married at a young age. Probably just assumed he was chatting up chicks or running around with the other lads.

      • Pine_Tree

        This. And Joseph and Mary had a bunch of other younger kids to deal with at the same time.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ya well you’d think the whole angel telling you he is the Son of God might make you want to keep a wee bit closer eye on him.

      • R C Dean

        “Meh. The Big Guy will keep on him. He’ll be fine.”

      • Trigger Hippie

        Dammit.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Or they were thinking: He has the ultimate supernatural security detail. What, me worry?

    • creech

      You are only hearing the Child Protective Services’ version of this event. Let’s hear from Joseph and Mary.

      • juris imprudent

        *Orson Welles slow clap*

  47. AlexinCT

    I contend that for a while now, but especially in today’s age, most college degrees are not even close in value to what the colleges demand the students pay for them. There is no commodity that I see people paying premium dollars for and not only just getting low value from it, but going out of their way to avoid maximizing their value, because their priorities is to cruise through the credentialling process. But luckily some people are wising up. The bloated indoctrination monopoly can’t implode fast enough for me.

    • creech

      It seems lots of luxury goods fall into the category of paying premium dollars, getting low value, and going out of way to avoid maximizing the value. I’ve heard numerous stories of Main Line (PA) folks taking luxury clothing in to thrift shops, etc. that still have price tags on them. Maybe bought to brag about to the other ladies who lunch, but ending up having little value and unworn.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        So you’ve met my sister.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      It’s the best scam going.

      If you fail, you have to pay it all back even in bankruptcy. If you succeed, they market you as a reason for college debt

      The lender takes no risk.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    who leaves town on foot and forgets their 12 year old kid?

    “Gee, it’s quiet. Toooo quiet. Hey, where’s whats-is-face?”

    • R C Dean

      They could do one of those household replay commercials for it.

  49. PieInTheSky

    MISS GRAND CHIANGMAI 2023 Swimsuit Competition

      • AlexinCT

        Like to love them long time…

        Except if they are lady boys. You can have those…

  50. Brochettaward

    RC Dean – I wanted to make sure I understood your post on the last dead thread, on nursing homes.

    Were you saying that the people put in nursing homes were done so with no good/real alternatives? Is the argument that it was a positive? I do not want to misconstrue. You know more on the subject than I do, but I have a hard time fathoming that one.

    • cyto

      At the time, hospitals were not overflowing, but they were turning away elective procedures. New York specifically had an 1,800 bed hospital ship at their disposal. For some reason they declined to use it for covid and only shipped over a few patients.

      In their defense, the pressure at the time was immense, the threat was somewhat uncertain… so decisions were difficult.

      But…

      They also got tunnel vision almost immediately. They locked in on solutions almost instantly and then never revisited. “2 weeks to slow the spread” was all about the hospitals, and it was entirely an acknowledgement that the horse was out of the barn and that covid was going to run through the community.

      So they had it all…. but they got tunnel vision and locked in on “stop the spread” and lock down. That was objectively stupid. They were already headed toward the Swedish model… protect hospital capacity plus firewall the elderly and vulnerable would have done it. It would have shortened the crisis to just a month or two… and then herd immunity might have had a shot at protecting the elderly.

      One day, when politics can be ignored, someone is going to get a PhD studying the complex psychology of all of those bad decisions.

      I personally have zero doubt that “screw up the economy dp that it hurts Trump in the election” played a role in some of the discussion and some of the decision-making.

      In fact, that was pretty much the entirety of the Cuomosexual phenomenon. He initially praised Trump for his help and got trashed for it. So he switched to attacking Trump and became a national hero in the press.

      That undoubtedly colored coverage of the nursing home fiasco and of other New York responses, driving a narrative that whatever he did was great and whatever Ron DiSantis did was evil. So nobody could get a second chance to think rationally.

      My favorite was the closing beaches thing. A beach has a natural wind due to the temperature difference between the water and the land. Plus UV. Plus plenty of room to spread out. Pretty much an ideal spot to avoid spreading airborne viruses.

      Meanwhile, big cities were forced to run public transit because of practical reasons. Pretty much a perfect place to transmit the virus.

      The whole thing was soooooo stupid.

      Plus… New York had almost 16,000 fatalities in the initial bump. And then they reported almost zero from that point forward. Nobody questioned those numbers. And nobody looked at infection rates for herd immunity effects. They just claimed it proved Cuomo was a genius. So weird.

      It hurt my heart because these are my people. Science is supposed to be above that nonsense.

      Then Fauci told me they examined the genome and it proved that there was absolutely no way it came from the lab.. and I believed him. So I feel extra dumb for that one. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, well, we just aren’t going to get fooled again.

      • R C Dean

        Cyto, depending on where and when, hospitals were overflowing. Cancelling elective procedures is one way to try to manage the overflow, but it means yes, the hospitals are at or beyond capacity. “Elective” doesn’t mean “optional” in the hospital world, it means “scheduled in advance”. Hospitals don’t close elective procedures unless they absolutely have to in order to be able to admit ED patients and direct transfers from other hospitals.

        NYC is an outlier, because they were pretty much unique in actually having a new overflow facility on standby, which they refused to use. In that scenario, discharged COVID patients should go to the overflow facility, not nursing homes. Just about everywhere else, there was no new overflow facility (although some places tried to get them set up, but that takes time and staff, and so it either couldn’t be done at all, or couldn’t be done before the crisis had passed).

        Hospitals want to run at 85% capacity, at a minimum. More surplus capacity than that and you are losing money and will eventually close. So there just isn’t much surplus capacity on the hospital side. I suspect nursing homes are the same. Even if you build (and subsidize) more physical capacity, where is the staff going to come from when you only need them once in a generation for a pandemic?

      • cyto

        Yeah, I was specifically talking about New York because of their central role in the narrative and national approach and because they are on the short list who chose to mandate nursing homes taking in covid patients, which is precisely the exact opposite of a rational strategy for “preventing covid deaths”.

        As we moved forward it became clear that this was going to be bigger than everyone thought. Initial choices didn’t have “what if we spend 8 trillion dollars” as an option. That constrained thinking because initially they tried a zero(ish) dollar solution of locking everything down briefly.

        Everything followed that.

        At some point assumptions needed to be revisited.

        A guy like Elon Musk had a better shot at it because of his philosophy of not getting married to any past choices. He pushes clean sheet thinking all the time.

        So replace Fauci with one of the Great Barrington Declaration guys and imagine how different things would have looked. Instead, our stare organized propaganda machine went into action to suppress any new ideas from coming to the forefront. So instead of optimal solutions, we got the best that the handful of people who were in the room at the time could come up with. Amd then it got locked in.

    • R C Dean

      During the two big waves, hospitals were at their functional capacity for months on end. People were piling into the EDs with COVID. The only way to admit the ones who were really sick was to move out the ones who were ready to discharge. Some of those could only be discharged to nursing homes because of their condition, which fell in that middle ground between “needs hospitalization” and “just needs chicken soup”. No, there was no real alternative for those patients. Now, special facilities could have been set up as temporary COVID-only recovery centers/nursing homes, but even then the main limiting factor on health system capacity wasn’t rooms, it was staff, so who would staff them?

      So the choice was, move the ones who don’t need hospitalization any more out of the hospital, or deny admission to people who did need hospitalization.

      On the nursing home side, they had real staffing problems if they took in COVID patients (staff would quit) and they had non-COVID residents who would be exposed if active infections were admitted. You can mash the balloon down in one place, and it just pops up in another. The health system was at stretch capacity. So what do you do? There was no solution that was good for everybody, something had to give.

      Of course, not admitting somebody from the ED to a hospital who needs it is a violation of federal law, probably your license, and is an invitation to lawsuits. From the hospital side, the right answer was “discharge to nursing homes at the first possible opportunity to free up space for the new patients piling up in the ED”. From the nursing home side, the right answer was “No COVID patients, period”. Unfortunately, you can’t run both right answers at once when the system is at capacity.

      • cyto

        Which is where an outside party who is able to see the big picture needs to step in.

        In New York, the state said “take covid patients into the nursing home or else”

        That was objectively the worst answer.

        Given someone of vision and leadership, making quarantine facilities would have been the way to go. Only a few thousand beds were needed (like 2-5k for New York). This could have been accomplished in a number of ways, including hotels. It also could have relieved more pressure on hospitals than just nursing home patients, handling non-critical covid patients.

        But nobody could go in that direction for whatever reason.

        New York wouldn’t even use the US navy Hospital ship.

        I see this in business all the time. Constrained thinking is extremely common. “I didn’t know that was an option” is one of the most common failure modes.

      • R C Dean

        Who would staff those 2 – 5K beds? Physical facilities are the easy part. Staff is the real limiting factor. When the governors tried to help with the staffing shortages, they either activated the National Guard (pulling staff out of wherever they were already working) or they bid up the price of traveling staff. You just can’t create thousands of qualified health care providers in a few weeks or months.

        Now, COVID tended to hit different places at different times. Theoretically, you could move staff to the hot spots from the not-hot spots. The staff was willing to do that took travelers contracts, thus exacerbating the shortage in their “home” facilities. And there are only so many who are willing to travel, especially to work in COVID units.

      • cyto

        Yeah, that was a huge problem. So was the lack of knowledge of what the duration was. There was plenty of time to mobilize and train new staff for the low end duties.. nursing assistants. So with perfect knowledge of the time and money that were going to be wasted, that constraint goes away.

        Dumping the lock downs and paying double to retain staff would have been cheap compared to the trillions we ended up spending.

        Some of it was obvious and foreseeable. Some was not.

        My ire is aimed at those who should have known better and at the propaganda machine that stopped those who actually did know better from challenging the powers that be.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Even if the nursing homes had zero COVID patients being sent, they would have had similar rates. The order is a red herring except to those who think there was a viable protect just the vulnerable option. The real issue is care facilities had poor infection control and staff management policies and would not have been able to stop infections from staff cycling in and out (which is just as likely as the origin for what happened).

      • cyto

        There was 100% a protect the vulnerable option. Fatality rates in NY as compared to elsewhere during the first wave prove that conclusively.

        My dad was in an assisted living facility in Charlotte during that time. They tested staff daily, kept patients in rooms and delivered meals… and they blocked infections. Once the extreme lock downs ended, the big problem was with a handful of residents from New York. They kept sneaking family in through the back door and getting infected. Then the whole facility had to go back on lockdown.

        But they never had spread inside the facility. They only had a few cases in total.

        Building a firewall around the old folks homes 100% would have been more effective.

        We saw low hospital acquired infection rates in covid facilities for staff… proving that experienced and trained staff can indeed practice extremely effective infection control procedures if properly motivated.

        There is a lot of truth to the old “hindsight is 20/20” trope… but in this one case, it isn’t hindsight. Plenty of people predicted exactly what would happen at the time. They even fought the decision.

      • cyto

        They also had and continue to have staffing problems. So they got the full experience.

  51. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Why did no one tell me the kiddie diddling genocidal cult WEF Davos meeting was next week? I signed up to be on call for our press team.

    Fuck my life.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Oh fun!

    • cyto

      Wow. My daughter and I were just watching “worst cover songs of all time” on YouTube.

      Shockingly, it did not include “love your way/freebird” by WillToPower. How could you leave the worst cover of all time off of a list of worst cover songs of all time.

      Anyway, that is a great version of Call Me. Just doing it the exact same way, but she is up to the task. Definitely captures the Debbie Harry vibe.

  52. PieInTheSky

    Breaking911
    @Breaking911
    KJP: “We are confident that a thorough review will show that these documents were inadvertently misplaced.”

    Edward Snowden
    @Snowden
    Man, I should have thought of that one.

    https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/1613695611022487553

    • AlexinCT

      These people really think their team blue bubble followers are fucking dumb as shit. So far it is proving out to be true.

      • juris imprudent

        They know it.

      • cyto

        ENB at Reason transcribed the talking points.

    • WTF

      So they flat out admit that they broke the law by mishandling classified docs.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Make check payable to Black Lives Matter

    The Justice Department accused Los Angeles-based City National Bank on Thursday of discrimination by refusing to underwrite mortgages in predominately Black and Latino communities, requiring the bank to pay more than $31 million in the largest redlining settlement in department history.

    City National is the latest bank in the past several years to be found systematically avoiding lending to racial and ethnic minorities, a practice that the Biden administration has set up its own task force to combat.

    ——-

    The Biden task force includes the Justice Department as well as bank regulators like the Comptroller of the Currency and the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, and is focused not only on explicit forms of redlining but also cases where computer algorithms may cause banks to discriminate against Black and Latino borrowers.

    ——-

    The settlement with City National is the largest settlement with the Justice Department. A settlement with the Department of Housing and Urban Development with Associated Bank in 2015 involved the bank making a commitment to make $200 million in increased lending in minority-majority neighborhoods, along with a $10 million subsidy fund similar to the one agreed to by City National.

    It doesn’t matter what you did, or what your intent was, if our computer algorithm spits you out in our hunt for redliners.

    What ever happened to “if you don’t want to enter a moneymaking segment of the market, that’s your loss”?

    • R.J.

      Heh. That looks and acts like my cat. Well done cat. You read the room.

    • slumbrew

      Assachusetts in the hizzy!

      • Rat on a train

        Ew York also works.

    • Trigger Hippie

      *glances at Alabama*

      Ncest

      *lol!*

      • MikeS

        *high five*

      • Trigger Hippie

        Ha!

    • MikeS

      Ncest

      hahahaha

  54. The Late P Brooks

    As part of the settlement, City National will create a $29.5 million loan subsidy fund for loans to Black and Latino borrowers, and spend $1.75 million on advertising, community outreach and financial education programs to reach minority borrowers.

    In a statement, City National said it disagreed with the Justice Department’s allegations, but that it will “nonetheless support the DOJ in its efforts to ensure equal access to credit for all consumers, regardless of race.”

    ——-

    Clarke announced the settlement Thursday morning at a historic Black Baptist church in South Los Angeles that was an important force in the civil rights movement and has been the venue for speeches by the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X and others.

    Government as minstrel show.

    • cyto

      Bonus… it was racist to loan money to people who couldn’t afford to pay it back too…

      • MikeS

        Yeah, I’d like to see the average credit score of these neighborhoods they “discriminated” against.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    Why did no one tell me

    All those people in the background yelling, “Not IT!” should have tipped you off that something was amiss.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    cat.

    Perfect.

    “Who, meeee?”

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Bonus… it was racist to loan money to people who couldn’t afford to pay it back too…

    Predatory lending!