Man, it’s the 4th Monday in January, and I’ve pretty much used up my share of witty anecdotes. Although my littlest one has learned how to surmount the two steps up/down to the playroom from the kitchen, and also how to change elevation on the Nugget futons we have there. I’m not going to link to the Nugget, but if you’ve got crawlers or toddlers, its a neat little two futon, two cushion couch/chair thingy that lets them build forts or learn to crawl/step up and down for the littlest. My 3rd (first to learn to crawl/walk around them) has way better balance and ability to change elevation than the first two. But anyways, the littlest now crawls out of the playroom and seeks out things to destroy/chew on throughout the house now.

If this thing only dispersed day after pills, you could have a one-stop “day after poor life decisions” vending machine.

I want to see 33 ~1/3 Saturn V engines fire up at once.

Imagine a high-level member of a party with “Socialist” right there on the label saying… socialist things! (h/t Warty)

That’s a really shitty thing to do, Florida Man!

I woke up today Ready to Go!