As good as it gets.

I don’t think Dak can ever get the Cowboys further than they got this year. They’ve reached their cieling with him at QB. That 49ers-Eagles game will be a fun one. On the AFC side, the Bengals thumped Buffalo and that game against the Chiefs will be a high-scoring affair. Joker is still rolling down under. The women’s draw is a mess. And across the pond, Arsenal put a stranglehold on the title race with a late winner against ManUre. And that’s it for sports.

“Attacks”? How is this an attack? They literally are trying to make the department redundant by implementing a different system. That’s not an attack.  Side note: I wish they would attack the IRS. It needs to go anyway.

“Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.”

Daughter? That doesn’t sound right. First off, that’s a man. Second off, I think there needs to be a RICO case against everybody involved in planning and carrying out these attacks. Peaceful means without violence. And whether its a “night of rage” or a scheduled violent demonstration in another city, the only way this ends is if they start prosecuting the people who plan and fund the violence.

I wonder how long this will stay in the news. It doesn’t really hit the “white supremacist” buttons, so it’ll be quietly shuffled to the back of the page on everybody’s papers. Also, read how the pistol was described. These fucking idiots are laughable.

No good deed goes unpunished. How long before this gets blamed on Abbott for sending people to the self-described sanctuary city.

Oh, come on people. There’s enough to mock him for. This isn’t one of them.

Be better parents. The only way people pull this off is because parents don’t know what their kids are doing.

A hotel room for Jawas?

That doesn’t even look fun. Let alone $5000 worth of fun.

I wonder what this is all about. A new factory or a shipping hub?

Here’s a classic. And a good way to get the blood flowing on a Monday morning. And in case that didn’t do it…this surely will. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this chilly Monday morning, dear friends.