Due to technical difficulties, you’ll be getting me throwing up some morning links this first Friday of the new year.

Let’s start with some good news, I’m somewhat surprised that I haven’t seen anyone link this yet this year.  Welcome to the works that have entered the public domain this year.  Now we can all get the horror movie remake of the Jazz Singer that someone was clamoring for.

Our long national nightmare continues, as the House of Representatives still has not elected a Speaker.  The scare articles about the “paralysis of US government” are entertaining to me.

Ex-football player saves drowning children.  At least one (ex)-Brown didn’t let someone d(r)own.

Did anyone have Altered Carbon as our next dystopian future?

Back flips are not part of the standard roadside sobriety tests.

Biden did some good by pardoning people.  Of course, most of them were already out of jail, and are just getting their records cleared.

The Bills/Bengals game that was suspended on Monday will not be continued.  The teams are supposed to be meeting today to vote on playoff arrangements.  All I want this weekend is for the Browns and the Bengals to win.

Can I request that we get rid of the word “quiet” to rename something that already existed?

In entertainment news, I will recommend both The Menu (black comedy/thriller movie), as well as Marvel’s Midnight Suns (video game) if you need some distractions this weekend.

I’ll leave you with some music to get your day going, and a song for you to save and play next week.

(UPDATED LATE LINK: McCarthy offers deal to end standoff in House speaker fight.  I call upon this community to fact check the first two paragraphs.)