I don’t know if anyone else ever read the Gunslinger Dark Tower as pointed out in comment 1 series, but the baby reminded me disturbingly of the lobstrosities in the 2nd book. We put him down on the beach and he kept crawling towards the water and then going up on his knees and raising his arms when the waves came in. I kept expecting to hear “da-da-chum, da-da-chick”.

Con XiSantis (h/t: HM) walks fine line between the 11th Commandment and “differentiating” himself from OMB.

I hope this guy gets a warm group welcome to prison.

Damn, seems like we oughta let the the Dept of Agriculture handle our borders. Although human migrants tend to be a good bit faster.

Dude’s so rich, he’s getting married for the fifth time. Being able to afford five marriages is definitely a U-shaped distribution. Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, so if you got nuthin’, you’re not risking much.

The beach we were on got buzzed by a ton of jets, put me in mind of this