Greetings, all. I’m sure since my links are timely today, that means tomorrow afternoon is in trouble, but that’s a problem for Monday Brett. And I can tell you from experience that dude is a fuckup. I’ve been flying solo with the kids all weekend. My (younger and very attractive) wife’s college crew was in Tampa to see Taylor Swift this week, so she went over to where they were staying this weekend. It was slightly gratifying (or painful) to realize that she has more kids than the other five ladies combined. So yeah, its like Mr. Mom up in here. Food on the floor, toys everywhere, the younger two seem to be having a competition for who can make the nastiest diaper gift. And despite all of that, I’m really glad Mrs. L got a weekend off. It gives me leverage.

For OMWC: The Fiddler on the Roof was a Mossad agent. I assume this article is about his asshole grandkids.

Is your child gifted or just an asshole… I’ll let you know when we figure it out at the L household. I’m leaning towards embracing the power of “and”

I’m really hoping that there’s something cool (other than a fireball) to report about the Starship launch in tomorrow’s afternoon links. I’ve completely blocked my work calendar and will have no problem telling people why. “They’re gonna launch a big motherfuckin’ rocket for the first time!”

 

Topical… and if only Kris didn’t try to sing what he wrote